#hobie 100% does those knife tricks

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie: *pulls out a switchblade*

Hobie: "Alright, gang, let's do this!"

Miles: "Woah, since when do you carry a switchblade?!?"

Hobie: "It's a long story, Miles."

[earlier that week]

Hobie: *sees a switchblade in a store window*

Hobie: "Neat."

#hobie 100% does those knife tricks #spinning them on his hand and things #source: archer #spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #across the spider verse #spiderverse miles #miles morales #spiderverse hobie #hobie gives zero fucks #hobie brown #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse