#hmos

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

Hell is a place where companies make bank off the aggrieved father of a dead child for the removal of the child’s organs for donation.

#class war #class warfare #classism #capitalism #hmos #universal health care #hell

[garoujo]

those bf’s who unintentionally follow you around the room when they’re talking / listening to you, like if you move to the other end of the kitchen he’s following you — going to put something in the trash? he’s right behind you. bathroom break? he’s huffing when you kick him out before he’s waiting in the hallway till you’re done

#ʚ・◞📎 — em entry. #he just waddles after you BYE LMFOAAJAAKJA #this is sooo megumi to me #ISAGI TOO #GOJO #okay hmo but ITOSHIS #thehre too focused on what you’re saying they don’t realise they’re following u around #they just waddle after u they don’t even realise help akajaka #also this is MIYA ATSUMU TO A T

[evadingreallife]

Orv is truly something huh

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscent reader #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #frasi fantastiche e dove trovarle #orvposting #btw im loving the mpreg storyline they gave that man #it was very out of the blue #idk what i love more if hmo mpreg storyline or fangirl uriel ahahahahahha

[pfhwrittes]

a quick thought but what if you knew johnny was a freak (affectionate) and responsible for stealing your underwear? what if instead of being somewhat normal about it, you decide to just indulge him? what if you've taken to accidentally on purpose leaving your worn underwear in the shared bathroom after you shower? what if you leave your underwear on top of the dirty clothes in your laundry basket that you just so happen to leave by the washing machine in the kitchen? what if you leave your bedroom door open just enough so that your underwear is visible from where you tugged them down to leave them on the floor?

#jm #does this belong in hbk? probably #here be kink #johnny mactavish the underwear thief of your shared hmo when?? #dream a dream with me that johnny lives in a house of multiple occupancy and he's your skeevy yet sweet housemate #john mactavish x reader

[furekami]

yoo han kim family <3

#sorry HSY but HMO single mother subplot hits different #yoo junghyeok #han myungoh #kim dokja #orv fanart #yoo mia #my art #orv

[0046incognito]

miku modules work on spiderverse rules to me

#hatsune miku #miku hatsune #vocaloid #初音ミク #miku monday #project diva #hagane miku #miku hagane #rolling girl #snow miku #senbonzakura #absolute HMO #nendoroid #fanart #artists on tumblr #my art #if this flops i will reenact my R in real life

[meggsssart]

My precious blorbo Elden

Typical good boy paladin who is this close to being done with his party's lawless bullshit

#my art #d&d oc art #dungeons and dragons #dnd character #he lives in my head rent free with my other OCs #frankly they would all hate each other #Freiya moved in her sassy vampire boyfriend and he keeps making a mess #Reid (they're not sure if he's even actually a student any more as he's like 36 and never goes to uni) is throwing constant parties #Reva actually dropped out of uni and is running an illegal side hustle and not paying council tax #Elden is sending passive aggressive messages to the group chat about a cleaning rota #whoops ive accidentally created a british uni student HMO au #they're still not paying me any bloody rent

[missmisnomer]

i'd like to formally rescind my lifetime membership to Being An Adult, please

#the rush of fear I felt at 7pm tonight was fucking palpable #i just want to draw my silly little guys from my silly little shows #what do you mean i have to renew my auto insurance?? #i don't want to know the difference between HMO and PPO #artist struggles #comics #comic #artists on tumblr

[00lynx00]

Getting a new hyperfixation is a mix between ‘stay in the box’ and various yippee sound effects

#autism #hyperfixation #batim #bendy and the ink machine #hmo on monster bendy tho #guys please #he’s hot

[marley-manson]

I’m nowhere near finished with reading all this shit bc I’m having too much fun but after what I’ve read so far I’m feeling pretty validated about my take that what sets (most of) the Mash gay jokes somewhat apart from most other types of gay jokes is the positive framing, at least in the first half of the show.

There’s no shortage of gay jokes in 20th century American comedy, or comedians who play up their lack of masculinity, but usually, historically, those are self-deprecating or denegrating jokes, a kind of masochistic humour where the object of fun is the comedian himself, or the part he’s playing. Often it’s relatable - hey audience member, you also have failed to reach peak masculinity, let’s commiserate together through comedy - but it is a failure, not admirable.

Or, in other contexts, it’s just plain absurd. It’s funny because we would never truly doubt this guy’s masculinity, and the contrast between the camp/feminine role temporarily performed and the “genuine” masculinity underpinning it is the source of humour.

But that’s not the case in Mash, at least with Hawkeye. Hawkeye’s lack of masculinity is genuine, framed positively, and even treated as a source of pride. Hawkeye plays his feminine attributes up to piss people off, or to differentiate himself from the type of man the military espouses, or just because it’s who he is. And the show plays those attributes up to set Hawkeye in opposition to the violence of the military, which is often pointedly aligned with masculinity.

From Freudian jokes about guns, to Margaret’s admiration of the masculinity of the generals and CIA agents who turn her on, to Frank using guns and violence and military hierarchies as compensation for his lack of masculinity, to Margaret’s own masculinity going hand in hand with her adherence to military protocol, the sense of equating the military and masculinity is all over the satirical seasons.

And most of the main characters, but especially Hawkeye, are framed in admirable opposition to that military masculinity by emphasizing their non-masculine traits. Radar’s awkward childishness, Henry’s indecisiveness and lack of leadership, Klinger’s crossdressing, and Hawkeye’s... most things. Emotional displays, empathy, disdain for sports/mechanics/violence/most masculine activities, physical weakness, ready willingness to admit to weakness, desire to talk about his feelings, and of course, the onslaught of gay/effeminate jokes.

(Trapper is the most masculine of the first three seasons’ protags, but even he’s pointedly depicted as out of shape, willing to play feminine roles, and his gay jokes have the same purpose as Hawkeye’s. If Hawkeye is unmasculine and proud, Trapper is masculine and secure, demonstrating a more comfortable masculinity that doesn’t need to rely on violence and aggression to prove itself.)

For the first half or so of the show, Hawkeye’s feminine traits and jokes are most of what makes him likeable. We are wholeheartedly laughing with him as he laughs at the military, not at him. This fades to an extent as the show goes on and Hawkeye is framed as pathetic rather than admirable more often, in line with more typical unmasculine comedy protagonists, but during the satirical years the show really nails this vibe.

#mash #i've basically said most of this before but now i'm more confident about it lol #also imo the womanizing is a no hmo to an extent but at the same time it's part of how hawk is portrayed as cool and likeable #for his effeminacy - being unmasculine doesn't dissuade women and in fact sometimes actively attracts them like in the sniper when #he hooks up with a nurse while cowering in fear with her; or yk the myriad of eating out jokes #so it's a bit of a double edged sword but fwiw the fact that so many of hawkeye's gay jokes encompass men and women #(eg 'i love her.' 'it's a he.' 'i love him.') makes it less effective as a no hmo than it otherwise might be lol #marley on mash #mash gen #mash gs

[monsterinmyboxers]

i hate when people go hear me out on a genuinely attractive person. y’all sayin hmo as if anyone’s gonna disagree like?!?!,!.!?!:!,!

#jj rambles #y’all do know hear me out is meant to be used for someone who most don’t find attractive right #bc. saying hmo implies that you know it looks bad but let whoever hear you speak #y’all make me MAD

[mydarlingdahlia]

NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Here me out for a minute y'all. Naga Itto. Oviposition. LISTEN I PROMISE I'LL PROVIDE GOOD REASONS-

Maybe I've been reading too much fanfiction (that's a lie, you can never read too much) or it's just my freaky nature on steroids because God forbid y'all see the shit I talk about with my friends (also a lie, I'm unhinged, freaky, feral, and horny 24/7/365 and that's that) but LOWKEYYYY??

Can I be like offered to him on an altar or something (what is it with me and sacrifices lately) (???) or I just wanna be...uh..."forcefully borrowed" and whisked away by him off to his lil cave/lair <3 (I don't condone kidnapping, this is fiction, let me be a feral gremlin in peace)

He's just so- so- LOOK AT HIM :(

He's just a baby 🥺 (he could probably kill me with that fucking snake tail and like the crazy bitch I am I'd let him)

Ngl he'd be helpless during breeding (?) season (idk tf do snakes have??)

I'd lay down spread eagle. Ready to be bred.

My favorite himbo, but as a hot snake man hybrid? FUCK YES

3am thoughts hit different on GOD

@glitchtricks94 @i-literally-cant-with-this also tagging you guys cause you feed my delusions like I'm at Christmas dinner/aff :3 💗

#charlotte rambles #genshin impact #arataki itto #naga #monster fucker #tw monsterfucking #naga fucking #okay but hmo?? #this idea could be FIRE 🗣️🔥‼️ #might have to write this down somewhere ong #think about it though #it could be so fucking HOTTTTTT

[dearreader]

i seriously do not understand why this doctors office has a call department for my to leave a message that then gets transferred to the office who’s supposed to respond within 72 hours. it’s genuinely one of the most confusing services and is making everything far worse

#the most annoying part is that i know they can transfer me #because when i was calling on monday for the excessive bleeding (i was panicking) they were able to get me transferred after the third call #and it’s just irritating because o need to move the appointment earlier or later #and their saying they can’t do that at all and they’ll get back to me within 72 hours #it’s just all so fucking annoying #if i wasn’t on a hmo plan i would’ve just transferred offices a long time ago cause i’ve had nothing but issues from the beginning #kelly babels #nose surgery tag

[hozukiblunt]

peach rings for miku ˖✧🍑°˖✧🍑⋆｡˚☺️

#mine #photo :3 #crystalblogs #hatsune miku #hatsune miku hmo #nendoroid #vocaloid #figures #ooooooook enough tags

[pttucker]

The first one to react was Han Myungoh. "Hmm, hmm. So that's what happened. I think I understand everything." …But, that's plainly not possible? Everyone was now looking at him. So, Han Myungoh added one more thing. "It seems to me that you actually enjoy dying or getting kidnapped."

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WHERE IS THE LIE, DOKJA? HUH? WHERE IS THE LIE???

It's 454 chapters in and I think this may very well be the first time Dokja has actually sat down with his companions (any companion) and properly explained something (anything!) to them, aside from completely random one-on-one conversations with various people here and there where he barely eked out the smallest bit of information.

The closest he's probably come to being this informative and honest is when he's had his big blowouts with Joonghyuk or when he was scheming with Sooyoung...who already had most of the information herself.

#honestly I think the one and only time we got to see dokja just throw everything out there without a care is back in the theater dungeon #where he just started screaming about random yjh life facts because he didn't know how else to wake him up #and I think he's regretted letting so much go in his panic and ever since has been much more careful about it #lmfao I love jihye once again saying that dokja is a terrible actor and that she absolutely knew it was him immediately #and yjh just GLARING at sp while wrapped up like a scary angry mummy #...meanwhile gpd is like 'who's kid is this?' while basically saying he looks like yjh and that hmo was able to have a child as a man... #I'm honestly shocked he didn't ask dokja if he got railed by yjh and popped out a magic kid #orv #orv spoilers #orv liveblog #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv novel chapter 454 #kdj #kdj crew

[kraime]

#miku #hmo #miku hmo #nendoroid #paint 3d #ms paint #mspaint #microsoft paint #digital art #my art #fanart #miku fanart #vocaloid fanart #vocaloid #project diva