#his auntie does less than nothing to discourage him from thinking theyre married

[findafight]

Star Trek is never mentioned in Stranger things so headcanon that Steve grew up watching it (he has a youngish great-aunt who took care of him when he was baby Steve), utterly convinced Kirk and Spock are married, also convinced it's old lady tv. She took him to Star Trek: The Motion Picture and like. Fifty percent of the audience was older ladies. She had zines and later gave them to him.

Dustin finds out Steve is what one could consider a Trekkie when Steve offers to take them to see Star Trek IV The Voyage Home in theatres, and he flips because, Steve, you like something nerdy!!

And Steve's like 'no?? I like an old lady tv show? Kirk takes his top off like every episode and it was on during the day for housewives. My auntie was really into it and I watched with her and she gave me her little star trek fanclub newsletters. Basically everyone working on those were women. Idk man, maybe you like something mundane.

He attempts to recruit help but everyone agrees it's very nerdy to have fanzines from the sixties and seventies of star trek and Steve is like whatever I like the romance!! To which everyone is also confused because romance is never really a big part of it?? Kirk is a ladies man, sure, but it's not super romantic? And now it's Steve's turn to be confused because 'Kirk and Spock are Vulcan married!! They got married when Spock had Pon Farr! They do the weird Vulcan hand kissing thing!! Obviously they are soulmates and obviously I would scour the galaxy for you, Robin, but I also very much do not want to make out with you which is what Kirk and Spock do when they touch hands!'

Everyone is like what the fuck are you talking about? Because Steve is a Spirk truther lmao.

#steve Harrington #robin buckley #the party #stranger things #steddie #stranger things headcanon #dustin henderson #finda's rambles #i think this is VERY funny. #when asked why he thinks two men got married in a show from the sixties and hes like 'its the future? there are aliens? why wouldnt they?' #himbo steve #steves like its the sixties equivalent of golden girls ok #not ok steve what rhe fuck youre a nerd. (robin knew all about trekkie steve but did not tell a soul) #star trek #i am putting spirk truther steve out into the universe. okay? ok #his auntie does less than nothing to discourage him from thinking theyre married #steve watched wrath of khan and was like fuckin knew they were married god peak romance death scene. he also cried. #steve is more willingnto admit being a grandma than a nerd i love him sm #trekkie steve