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cgtoki · 3 years

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Ohh, Cobra Adder. I’m so Sad.

I am a huge fan of Jörg Sprave of The SlingShot Channel. He is one the most wicked man alive , and I totally worship this guy.

O Jörg O Satan O Sun!

When I found out his Promethean masterpieces are available to an unworthy human like me, I didn’t even hesitate to order Steambow Stinger from GOGUN.CO

Admit it, She’s Shmoking hotttttttttttttttttt!

When I finally got my Stinger, I was so impressed with it’s performance, I was like Oh, man, I have to order another masterpiece of Jörg or I am not worthy. so I ordered Cobra Adder right away. Yeah that’s right, the one with the intensely hot girl on top. So finally the day came, and I was so moved by Cobra Adder. I loved it. It was like Stinger X 5 ! I was so excited. But like all the hot women in the world, it did come with some issues.

After I fired about 60 shots over 2 weeks, I found out the last arrow gets stuck in the magazine quite often. It didn’t get stuck all the time, but it was happening. And I was like, hmmmm. This isn’t good. This is supposed to be “Tactical “. And shots failing isn’t really acceptable. So our relationship was shaking.

Then finally, I had to finish the relationship yesterday. Yeah, this hottie was a little too much. I had to say good bye. Following is what happened.

Yeah, that’s right. It not only misfired, but the magazine and the rail got lifted up! Like this!

So, I panicked. Ohh, what the hell should I do? She’s saying no to me again? Well, since all weapons are inherently dangerous, I tried to disengage the bow, but the trigger got stuck and nothing worked. And I cannot allow malfunctioning loaded bow at home, so I had to make a choice. I had to let her go.

I had to cut the string with my folder to make this safe. the string flew away and that was it. Now at least I made her safe and took away the magazine and the last arrow. then I did close examination. Then I found out the problem. The original design of rail itself was the main issue. It was just so easily lifted up while cocking the bow especially when it has the really nice but heavy V2 magazine! it’s not like there is some kind of holder that keeps the rail from lifting up and this failure was inevitable!!!!! It’s a structural problem!!!!

So that was it. I had to say bye. This isn’t acceptable. I cannot rely on this one when a really big guy wants to make me his girl friend tonight. So I am saying goodbye.

Jörg. I still worship you, but in the end, we are all human. We all make mistake. Admit it!!!! Still, thanks a lot for your channel. I thought we lost art because of post modernism bull shite, but we didn’t. You are a true artist, Prometeus, and the Satan!

Du bist der Übermensch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Cobra Adder #Tactical Crossbow #Jörg Sprave

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