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hindi-si-ikay · 2 years

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"Fresh" Movie Commentary :

WARNING SPOILERS

TW: gore, cannabalism, amputation, +18

Listen, if you can't take REALLY gross and gorey stuff you shouldn't read this

First date guy was an absolute asshole and I LOVED how they portrayed him, just the perfect asshole and his name is CHAD

Fuuuuuuck me that silent walk to the car is terrifying

Why is that man walking home at night with a baby????

Best Friend has ALL the great points

With the knowledge that I know about this movie the convo the besties are having right now is fucking hilarious

Oooooh soundtrack is starting out great

Food is definitely gonna be a main point with how the cinematography zooms into people eating

This movie makes me glad Im ace

Silk Almond milk tastes terrible imo

aaaaaaaaaaaaah he opened and tasted iiiiiit why are you still shopping heeeeere?????

Ive never found sebastian stan attractive. This doesn't help.

Y'all are just blatantly being weird af people. This conversation gives me 2nd hand embarrasment and HURTS

This man SCREAMS red flags to me but Noa's standards are so low this cheesy creepy motherfucker's lame jokes are really doin it for her huh

Hehehehe "Fresh Meats"

Next to the veggie and fruit section too

I dont believe in real life meet cutes and I never will

MOLLIE IS SPITTIN FACTS

THIS WAS FILMED IN VANCOUVER

THAT BUS STOP SIGN IS LITERALLY VANCOUVER

hehehehe i just realized his name is STEVE

🚩 he had a drink before before the date AND he's from texas

Best way to bond? TRAUMA DUMP

I feel like waaaay to many adults have 1 or both parents dead and Im in this club too

Aaaah the date montage so that we ignore their awkward convo

He's looking at her like she's food

Noa is reaaaally tipsy

Baby is spittin facts rn and should really listen to her own advice

Kissing and sex on the first date is really weird to me but that's just me. Also will be skipping this scene in case he eats her like a spider mating

Did he eat her out?

Im sorry for my shitty cannibal jokes

MOLLIE ONCE AGAIN SPITTIN FACTS

His facial expressions are creeping me the fuck out

HE DOESNT EAT ANIMALS????

HUMANS ARE MAMMALS

WE'RE ANIMALS

I dont want arguments in the reblogs or tags okay

STUFFED

Her apartment is so nice???? For vancouver like shit that costs a lot

I dont even know what her job is

GOD NOA YOU NAIVE FOOL

DIDNT YOU SEE THAT TINDLER SWINDER DOCUMENTARY????

Hahahahahaha dickmatized

Baby youre gonna get murdered

Nah actually I think she's gonna be a final girl or smthn

Honestly for as much as Im screaming at Noa if I was in her position I would also probably be making the same mistakes

The fuck is cottage cove?

THE SERVICE IS SHITTY???

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

She really is dickmatized huh

It looks like he lives 10hrs away from the city wtf. Literally took them the whole day to drive to his place

Bitches like Noa have never watched True Crime anything in their lives and IT SHOWS

Man is making drinks and Im pretty sure he's drugging it

I hate this man's decor. Bubble furniture??? In a semi modern house in the WOODS????

Necterine

And

Drugs

We are 1/3 in the movie and the title card and beginning credits start now????

This is so fucking weird

Awe fuck I hate and love how creepy this soundtrack is

I couldve been watching pirates of the carribbean guys

Ive greened out on weed the first and only time i tried it, being that woozy feel shitty af guys

I cant believe she's not restrained onto the bed

MAN IS JUST IN THE CORNER IN A TURTLENECK

THEYRE IN A CELLAR I TAKE BACK THAT OTHER COMMENT

WHY IS HE SO MUCH CREEPIER IN A TURTLENECK

Ohmygod I just realized he looks like Ted Bundy

At least he's hygenic

Man is literally just being a hustlin girlboss

I just realized that he can literally just amputate the girls' limbs one by one. Why doesn't he just do that to Noa?

The ass? Really???

The other girls are either ghosts or hallucinations

Mollie is literally the best girl

HE DOES HAVE A WIFE

I thought this was gonna be one of those bonnie and clyde movies and im sad it's not

NOT MOLLIE

NOT THE BEST GIRL

I bet you the wife is the girl who wrote in the magazine

She looks traumatized enough

OOOH I KNEW IT

He really shouldn't have labelled the limbs incase he got caught

Damn that grinder is disturbing

Devil imagery.....huh

The cinematography is actually so fucking good. The chills that it's giving are exquisite. Absolutely what I wanted from this movie. It's both elegant AND disgusting at the same time

Penny is actually her fears probably

Bro Im just crying about Mollie

I hate that he shares the names of the women they eat

Oh yeah final girl Noa

HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUCKIN FUNNY

This girl power fight scene is everything

Mollie needs the BEST FUCKIN FRIEND AWARD GUYS

Heheheheh Steve's wife

He's married???

Ohmyfucking god Chad

Movie Rating:

7/10

Overall I really liked the movie and I would recommend it to anyone who likes gory disturbing movies with spine chilling themes.

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nekoandfriends · 4 years

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The Corrupted Truth: Chapter 1 - Encounter the inner demon

Before you began reading chapter 1, this chapter is different comparing to the comics/arts you drew for me-which is cool and awesome-but I’ll mentioned the quotes base on your comics/arts for both this and the second chapter, so don’t you worry, ok? Furthermore, let’s read it and solved this truth! Hope you enjoy this!! ❤❤❤❤❤ >w<

After Hakucho went missing last night, Clem became worried and asked some of the residents in the hotel if they seen her. Sadly, they didn’t see her anywhere except the last time they saw her. So, the residents of the Last Resort Hotel volunteers to help Clem find her and they all meet up outside of the Last Resort Hotel.

As they all outside of the Last Resort Hotel, Clem steps in front of the group and announced to them in a calm-yet worried-toned voice:

Clem: Thank you all for volunteering to help me to find Hakucho. We all know she began to act strange since we last saw her before went missing. I have searched every floors and still no sign of my beloved swan, but the queen over there *pointing at Queenie who waves at the group* suggests that we should searched for her at the surrounding landscape, which is the dark forest that was in a far distance from this hotel. The forest is the one place we hope Hakucho is out there somewhere. So, let’s head to the forest and find Hakucho before any bad happens to her.

After that, Clem, Ranze, Kalika, Rachel, Minny, Jane, Irene, Tanya, Queenie, and Flare enters the dark forest while Sand Citrine, Bun bun, Val, Jazzy, Paloma, Coraline, Sidney, Keith, and the triplets (Nikki, Ginny, and Lindsey) follows them behind. Some calls Hakucho’s names while others look through the bushes and the trees to see if Hakucho is hiding there; But the more deeper they walked in the forest, the more darker it is as well as the fog that surrounds around them, which is more creepier than they excepted to be.

Sand Citrine: *got scared and holds Bun bun’s arm* Goodness....This place is giving me goosebumps...How are we gonna find her if the forest became more darker and scarier than the other scary movies?

Bun bun: *pats Sand’s head* Don’t worry, Sand. I’m sure we’ll find her...*gulped as he feeling frightened too*...if nothing scary creatures is gonna s-scared u-

Suddenly-before he could finished his sentence-Bun bun saw a screeching bat flew past him and Sand, which cause both of them to shriek in fear and hug each other after the bat flew into the mist. Once the bat is gone, Sand and Bun bun looks each other before letting go from the hug and look away from each other; Sand Citrine blush as she stares down at the ground while Bun bun blush and rubbed his arm.

Sand Citrine: *blushes as she began to look at Bun bun* W-well.....um...That bat scare us pretty good, huh?

Bun bun: *blushes still and looks at Sand* Yeah...heheheh.....

Coraline: *looks behind Sand Citrine and Bun bun* Come on you two. We don’t have time to goofing around. Hakucho is out there, acting so strange, and we need to find her.

Sand Citrine and Bun bun nodded in agreement and went ahead of them as they continue searching for her. Every areas they looked, the groups still see no sign of their swan friend.....until Minny noticed a kimono swept in the darkness as the figure walks past them, which could be Hakucho for sure. Minny calls out of them that Hakucho is over there, and they followed the same direction “Hakucho” went. As they follows the path, they finally found “Hakucho”, who is standing there away from them without a single move.

Minny: There she is! *pointed at Hakucho* Don’t worry guys, I know what I gonna say.

Mr. Goldy: Wait Minny, I don’t think you should do th-

Minny: *calls out to “Hakucho”* HEY HAKUCHO! YOUR BOYFRIEND IS WORRIED FOR YOU!! *pointed at Clem who blush*

But no respond from Hakucho after Minny calls her; just silent and moveless until the fogs began to faded slowly to reveal that person is not Hakucho anymore, but rather this is now...Kuroi Tsubasa herself. The groups gasped as they finally saw her after the fogs fades away. Clem is the first person to asked Kuroi in a worried and trembling toned voice.

Clem: Kuroi, where’s Hakucho? What did you do to her? I thought you’re our allies, our friend....

Still, no respond from Kuroi Tsubasa as she coldly glares at him before she finally speak up in a dark and grimly voice in which chills their spines down in fear.

Kuroi Tsubasa: Your allies? Your friend? Please, I only help the liars like you, because Hakucho told me so....I’m just her inner demon, not just a friend you thought I was; In fact, I don’t think you guys are not a friend of Hakucho...and me as well. It’s a shame that even love-including friendship-is a bunch of sham to her..both ”naive” life and afterlife, where the world is covered with loneliness and hatred from the likes from y-

Flare: *yells at Kuroi Tsubasa in a rage toned voice as she feels the monstrous form inside her* SHUT THE HECK UP, YOU TRAITOR!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, BUT ALL I WANT IS HAKUCHO TO RETURN TO US SAFETLY!! IF YOU DON’T CHANGE BACK TO THE REAL HAKUCHO WE ALL ADORE HER AS FRIEND, THEN I’LL BURNED YOU UP LIKE A CRISPED TREE!! DEMON AGAINST GHOST!!! RRRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!

Flare roars as her red aura becomes brighter while others backs away from her. She then transformed into her monstrous form and began to lunge at Kuroi Tsubasa, ready to strike her down. Paloma calls out to Flare in worried as she senses something bad that will occurring now.

Paloma: Esperar, Flare! Don’t attack h-

Before Flare could attack Kuroi while Paloma almost finished her sentence, Flare in her monstrous form was halted by Kuroi Tsubasa’s telekinesis as she growls as Kuroi in rage; Kuroi stares at her with a cold and menacing glare.

Flare: *struggles to get free from the telekinesis* LET ME GO!!!

Kuroi Tsubasa: ….Let you go? I don’t think so......”demon”....Tell me, is your monstrous form with your fire powers can actually defeated me that easily? No. I’m Hakucho’s inner demon, and inner demon is stronger than a hellish demon like you....So....OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

Kuroi Tsubasa then telekinesis her in a cruelty way to the tree, causing Flare to yelped in pain as she wham onto the tree and transforming back to her normal form while feeling in severe injury. Sand, Bun bun, Paloma, Val, Jazzy, Minny, Sidney, and Keith went to aid her while the others stared at Kuroi in both upset and frighten; Kalika sneer in anger as she began to distrusted Kuroi Tsubasa as friend while Jin hissed.

Kalika: Why are you like this, Kuroi? We see you as friends when we first met you, but now you’re evil?? Tell us why you are controlling Hakucho?

Kuroi Tsubasa stares at her before began to laugh in hysterically nonstop. Her evil laughs echos the dark forest as groups listens to her laugh in dismay; She then stops laughing as she wipes the tear away from her eye and gives them a scary look before responding with a horrific and dark toned voice.

Kuroi Tsubasa: You idiots don’t get it....Hakucho is no longer here for you...nor you know her....I keep her hidden from pathetic groups like you....Haven’t you heard what I said? I’m a inner demon of her, and I made a decision since your demonic friend tried to attack me.......You have no prove to be her friends as well as her true love...for I, Kuroi Tsubasa, shall punished you all for not knowing the sins....SHE COMMITTES!!!!!

Kuroi Tsubasa’s pine green auras began to glow brighter as she expand her long wing-like hair larger-like Yveltal-that blocks the moon’s light; As she does that, Kuroi Tsubasa menacing stares at them before roars in full wrath, which sounds like Yveltal. Queenie had no choice but to fight her by summoning her dark purple aura flames as Irene summoned her swords. After they summoned their powers, some of the groups-like Ranze, Tanya, Coraline, Mr. Goldy, Rachel, and Jane embraces for the impact battle while others protects both injured Flare and themselves as Clem stares at this moment in shocked.

Jane: Well...We’re f***.

============== To be continued for Chapter 2 ==============

(Minny, Val, Jazzy, and Jane belongs to @nerdgirl113 , Mr. Goldy belongs to @danisha-tdh , Queenie belongs to @queenieboo22 , Rachel, Sidney, & Keith belongs to @just-here2draw ,Sand Citrine, Bun bun, & Flare belongs to @cheetahgem , Paloma belongs to @kokoronbain , Coraline, Kalika, Tanya, & Irene belongs to @hotelmist , Ranze belongs to @ranze , and Nikki, Ginny, Lindsey, and Clem belongs to Nintendo)

#long post #the corrupted truth event #I don't get it why color text isn't working even when I correcting the #span tags...#Oh well #Guess I'll write my event story without colors #it's fine =w=;#I hope they read it thoroughly so they won't get confused on their characters I put without colors...#;v;

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