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castielsparkle · 10 months

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ik im always saying this but misha collins range is nuts to me just in the cas + cas adjacent role. like. jimmy cas and casifer all diff guys to me entirely and this isnt even mentioning like. emmanuel godstiel etc etc etc. christ. like okay heres a parameter to chew on. i have intense gender envy for castiel personally. jimmy does nothing for me i dont want to be like him and i dont want to look like him which is deranged because it is quite literally thee same dude in thee same clothes but listen jimmy is sad and wet like in a little kitty in a ditch way. i feel bad for him nine times out of ten im like ohh you poor boy youre just windowshopping outside of the hallmark store cause youre too sad to go in oh cause they discontinued the webkinz and they changed the beanie baby designs heres a dollar bill dont spend it all in one place go on now and i pat his shoulders as he leaves and i dont say it audibly but i think bless his heart that poor boy and i shake my head close my eyes and hold my hand over my heart holding back a tear. cas is sad and wet in other ways (webkinz milk cat i guess) so like. I dont know where i was going with this. Shoutout to my Buddy misha. and i dont even fuck with actors like that

#cas.txt #cas #misha #spn #jimmy novak #misha collins #castiel #supernatural #i wasnt honna tag this but its bugging me so #gonna*

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strawbs-screaming · 7 months

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punch out boxers and what i think they had as a childhood stuffie + some extra guests

As a break from that one Forbidden™ post, heres something fluffy, sorry if the translations suck im using a translator

Glass Joe - a cat plushie with dark blue button eyes, lovingly named "Jojo" after himself, think of a calico cat for its pattern and its built like a teddy bear except for its head & tail

Von Kaiser - a teddy bear, creatively named "Bär" (means bear in german, i know how creative this is) suprisingly squeaky clean with a few stitches and a eye missing

Disco Kid - a koala named "Mr. Dance" that he regularly gave concerts to along with dance performances and talked to a lot, a bit pink since he accidentally messed up while washing it but still loved nonetheless, mr dance is a real one

King Hippo - a hippo plushie made from rags with souless button eyes he made a crown for, he got the name inspo from his plushie since it was named "King hippo", he jokingly refers to himself as "King hippo the second" if anyone knows about the original hippo

Piston Hondo - a frog plushie that is also suprisingly clean with a copy of his headband on it with a red belt, smells like mint for some reason named "マスターフロッグ" (master frog)

Bear Hugger - a stuffed salmon plushie handmade by a friend, smells like death and has a bite taken from it because he bit it while dreaming & ate a chunk from it

Great Tiger - a tiger plushie with sunglasses named "awesome man" (i couldnt find a proper translator and google translate sucks so im writing it in english) that smells like his dads perfume with a few cuts & a eye holding on for dear life, he performed magic tricks for it and made it have drama with his clones

Don Flamenco - a flamingo plushie with a red scarf around its neck, patched up with colorful fabrics, named it after himself, its eyes also happen to be missing, he argued with it constantly and fought it for no reason

Aran Ryan - a giraffe plushie named "spots" that has seen some stuff, half of its face missing, constantly wet (think of that webkinz plushie post) probably moldy with thousands of stitches & patches that smells like spoiled milk

Soda Popinski - a husky plushie with blue beady eyes, somehow in one piece except for one eye gone & sewn up nicely, named "Охотник" (Hunter) that smells like your grandmas house, lovingly hugged and tucked in along with him

Bald Bull - a sheep plushie, somewhat yellowish fur & glittery eyes named "kuzucuk" (no exact translation for this, kuzu means sheep and -cuk and most verbs similiar to it is usually added to mean little, either in a rude way or a cute way) that is always really warm and smells like cinnamon, he has sobbed into that plushie right after decking it in the face many times

Super Macho Man - a dino plushie (specifically a t-rex) named "Chompers" that has a few bitemarks on it and reeks of glue, he made it act out godzilla

Mr Sandman - a squirrel plushie named "Ms. Walnut" that has a portion of its tail missing and has one button eye and another stitched up eye, he always talked to it for advice and apologized to it after he punched it from anger, he always imagined Ms. Walnut's voice as a posh british lady when he made it speak

Doc Louis - a crocodile plushie named "Pickle" that reeks of pickles somehow, tail sewn in a half-assed way, always rko'd for some reason

Little Mac - a polar bear plushie, gifted to him from doc when he was first adopted named "tiny mac" stitched up lovingly, he still has it and is not ashamed, not one bit (me too bestie, shout out to that one pikachu plushie i bought with my own money at a bazaar and still hug every night)

Carmen - clown plushie with a dress very similiar to hers named "Señorita Payasa" (Miss Clown), the reason she has a polka dress is because of her and was the main reason she loves clowns

Narcis Prince - a horse plushie named "horsey" that is loved very much, always accompanied him with his imaginary tea parties, sewn up in the stomach nicely (he secretly still has it and still loves it very much shh shut up)

Gabby Jay - a handmade doll of him by his grandma, called "Gabs" for short, always held it close to his heart and sprayed his perfume on it, no injuries (unlike gabby jay himself LMAOO) , no dirt, and no trauma, beloved

Pizza Pasta - a flour bag with eyes drawn on, stuffed with fluff (with no flour thankfully) named "L'uomo della farina" (flour man) with a lot of patches, bitten very often

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b-movie-mondays · 1 year

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B Movie Mondays

Llamageddon (NR, 2015) Amazon - Tubi Run Time: 1h 9m Watches: 6 IMDB Rating: 3.8/10 My Rating: 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 Word Count: 725

A cinematic masterpiece. Perhaps one of the only movies I’ll ever review to get all five sharks. Unironically one of my favorite films of all time. Comedic genius.

What’s good about Llamageddon isn’t that it’s good; no, this movie is awful, but it has charm. It’s funny. It’s endearing. It ever gets old. There isn’t a boring scene in this godforsaken film. Llamageddon knows what it is. It’s a self-aware, on-purpose, B-movie-with-no-budget. That’s why I love it! The 6 watches is an estimate, because I’ve probably watched this movie countless times. Enough about my praises, let's get into the meat and potatoes of the 2015 Sci-Fi horror comedy “Llamageddon”.

Llamageddon follows the story of 20-something siblings Floyd and Mel, along with Mel’s friends, who she invited to their deceased grandparents’ home. How did their grandparents die you may ask yourself? A killer llama from outer space, of course! That’s right; the villain of this movie is a space-llama with laser eyes.

The film starts with a lovely animated sequence of the killer llama planet, in which we see our Killer Llama (played by animal actor Louie the Llama) crash landing on planet Earth. Killer Llama, who I’ll be calling “KL” for short, wanders onto the property of MeeMaw and Pep Pep, our protagonists' grandparents. MeeMaw and Pep Pep assume the llama belongs to one of their neighbors…which turns out to be a grave mistake. MeeMaw and Pep Pep are brutally murdered. Shenanigans ensue.

Mel is a popular party girl and Floyd is a nerd. They really make sure you know this man is a loser in this film. It is referenced constantly. Floyd is cringe-fail. Floyd is a little meow meow. He is sopping wet and pathetic. I want to throw him around like a football. I want to put him in the washing machine and watch him spin. He’s like a milk-soaked Webkinz cat to me.

Our two protagonists are joined by Mel’s friends, and all of them are incredible. The characters in this movie are just so strange and lovely. They’re flat yet 3-dimensional at the same time. My personal favorite is Dan, who changes his shirt 23 times throughout the whole movie. Let it be very clear that I don’t mean he changes his shirt on camera, but rather every time he’s on screen he’s wearing a new one. The first time it happens you think “Hey, look at this little inconsistency thing that happened” but once you get up to about 5 you start anticipating and looking forward to it.

Now the cast doesn’t particularly matter because save for Mel and Floyd, everyone dies. I like to try to make sure my reviews are at least somewhat spoiler free, so if you decide to watch it for yourself there’s at least some surprise, but this is just something that needs to be said. They all die. There are so many very, very absurd and over the top deaths that it’s laughable. Remember the game Dumb Ways To Die? It’s like that. Sometimes it's in a car explosion, sometimes it’s getting electrocuted in the jacuzzi, sometimes it’s getting shot after turning into a semi-sentient llama-man and laying tons of fuzzy alien llama eggs (yes, that really happens). You never know. KL spares no one.

Llamageddon’s soundtrack is something worth mentioning as well. There is an original song created specifically for the movie played at the end of the film and it’s…kind of a bop? It goes kind of hard? I don’t want to sing too many praises to Llamageddon but this movie really does have it all. There’s no trope that goes untouched. It’s truly a masterpiece of cinema.

Honestly writing this was a tad hard because there’s just so much that happens and so much to talk about. I don’t like posting super long reviews because I feel like no one reads them, but holy shit. I could write about this movie for hours and hours and hours. There’s just too much to touch on. I really can’t recommend you watch it enough. Get some friends to do it with though. I assure you this movie is a million times funnier if you’re subjecting someone to it. Have fun making your loved ones turn to you in confusion and concern and ask, “What the fuck are you making me watch?”

#llamageddon #b movie mondays #b movies #b movie #bad movies #horror #sci fi #comedy #movie review #movies #2010’s movies

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ghosttbeef · 11 months

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wait i have to tell you all about the thrilling saga of Finch and her little Babyguy that's been gripping me and my roommates' group chats. So, Finch is my beloved little tabby cat that is the largest handful of a beast i have ever had the pleasure of sharing my home with and Babyguy is her favorite little mouse or perhaps fish (there is much debate about this.) that she likes to carry around. She doesn't really have a noticeable preference for other toys so we were quick to name this one

her relationship to Babyguy is very.... yknow that one post about the kid that soaked their webkinz in milk and threw it against the wall a lot? It's like that. Finch's favorite Babyguy activities are

Walk around with him in her mouth in the dead of night and wail hauntedly like the ghost of a drowned victorian orphan

Violently swinging and throwing him around (This is how i assume he lost his tail)

Repeatedly curb-stomping him in the hallway. Like, she does that rabbitkick thing cats do but while standing on him. It's incredible I've never seen a cat do that before.

Drown him and hide him somewhere.

The drowning thing quickly became an issue because a.) she would get her water bowl disgusting immediately by dunking him in there and b.) she kept leaving his sopping wet body around for me to discover by stepping on him wetly in the middle of the night. So, I had to confiscate him so he could dry (which took two entire days the first time.) because she clearly loves and cares about him deeply I returned him and. well. she drowned him within an hour

thus began the endless cycle of me confiscating Babyguy to dry, returning him, and Finch drowning him again. She is always overjoyed to get him back and always drowns him within a day- though she is starting to wise up to the fact that I will take him away- she even tucked him into my laundry once for nappies safe keeping.

Babyguy is now crusty and misshapen but that doesn't put a damper on Finch's ...devotion? to him? But now whenever he's out I am giving people the play by play on what's happening with him, whether or not he gets drowned, etc etc. it's really something. Idk why it's got us all in a deathgrip but it Sure Does. One of my beloved friends and coworkers even became Babyguy in our group chat

here, more photos of finch and babyguy for your troubles also

#ghostt talks #babyguy saga #my cat finch from trigun

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