#he’s so fucking hot I gotta go

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever

#jrwi fanart #cw blood #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #arthur bennett #OUHH THIS ONE WAS SITTING IN MY WIPS FOR SO LOOOONGwhen i took it out there was mould on it :sob: #BUT i think i was able to fix it up okay #i keep seeing SO MANY MISTAKES RRAAAHHH BUT YOU DONT SEE THEM RIGHT?? THATS ONLY ME. RIGHT?? EXACTLY. #THE KEY IS TO SAY. AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 'FUUUCK IT WE BALL #so anyway. arthur bennett huh? grizzly says that arthur is reaal fuckin difficult to play. and i SUPER get that. i mean LOOK AT HIM.. #grizz often needs a minute to think abt what hes gonna say in a way that matches w that Stoic Personality. which is FAIR but also that #ends up making way for awkward confrontations like: the lady in the parky lot. he took too long to answer and scared her away.& I LOVE THAT #arthur is tragic and sad and cool and stoic but hes ALSO awkward and silly and kinda dumb and short sighted. HE HAS COMPLEXITIES #I LOVE WHEN TTRPG CHARACTERS HAVE A GOOD SET OF SHORTCOMINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN U FIND THEM ONLY AS U PLAY THEM. #I COULd go on and on saying the same things w different words abt arthurs intriguing and entertaining character but i shall spare u. for no #ILL ALSO MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS FLAVOR THO.. I LOVE TALL HOT BOY WHOS ONE W THE DARKNESS.. I REMEMBER WHEN HE FIRST MENTIONED THE #BADLUCK. N I WAS LIKE OOOHH THATS WHY HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL N CHAOTIC N ASYMMETRICAL. HES UNLUCKY!!! i love love love his design so much... #GRaaauruguguraguhhghghgh what else what else is there for me to spew on abt...i think im reachin a limit here..OH MAGNUS. i hope that #we get to know more abt how magnus and arthur met.. like How they became besties... ouuhh... I ALSO WANNA KNOW MORE ABT MARY DAVIS. LIKEHOW #he also apparently spent alotta time in a zone dominated by edward twilight? all he remembers is constant partying? I WANNA KNOW MORE.. #i think i got room 4 one more ramble SO. THE ART PIECE.as i said its gone a lil stale BUT. im still very proud o the bits where hes allScar #I WANNA SEE HIM GET SCARYMORE. I like the idea of shadows solidifying to make him strange and eerie.like TEETH n CLAWS n SPINES n YESS #also the SILVER EYES.no1 does silver eyes like the show Claymore. they make em look so striking and eerie...i also like to think that #human arthur had deep beautiful brown eyes.just in my beaitufl heart.i mean look at him..i wanna cook him n eat him.ANYWAY #i think thats all my ramblin for this piece. now i gotta go cancel a single day i had ata hotel bc my work schedule change last minute FUCK #feel free to ramble in my tags aswell tho i read all of them and i chew on thenm and i love them so sos os mcuh

[shima-draws]

My doctor: Hey yeah that's not normal I don't think it's an issue with your hip

Me: Oh?

My doctor: It's an issue with your spine

Me: OH

#Literally the first thing he said was 'You shouldn't be in this much pain from a labrum tear' #'Yeah I'm p sure it has to do with your back' #Me: Everything makes sense now...... #This actually adds up bc I've always had shitty back issues. Lmao #Luckily I don't need surgery!! Unluckily I need to get another MRI! Kill me! :) #If the last MRI didn't bankrupt me this one DEFINITELY will #Also he did say I have a weak hip so I gotta do physical therapy #We'll see how that goes;; #Right now I'm fine bc I haven't even been billed for the first MRI yet. But I know as soon as I get the bill #I will be a HOT mess #Not looking forward to that #Anyway I'm glad this doctor seems to know what he's talking about. And from the get go too #Can't believe it took this fucking long to narrow it down to 'possible spine/back issue' tho #Godddd. I'm so tired #He prescribed me some heavy anti-inflammatory drugs so hopefully that helps with the pain a bit #Lies down #I need a nap bro. Lol #Shima speaks

[cryptvokeeper]

In my time honored tradition of “I like rise Leo but in a slightly to the left way of the general fanon interpretation” I propose: yes, Leo was being a bad leader and not communicating with his team during the movie because he didn’t want the responsibility of being leader HOWEVER he was not purposely self-sabotaging in an effort to get Raph to take leadership back. Instead, he was going solo and not working with anyone in order to avoid leadership altogether and not make calls and decisions that could potentially fail.

#Like the motivation (fearing responsibility) remains the same #and the results (basically the whole opening of the movie) are the same #But that in between part of the actual intent is *vital* and the purposeful self sabotage just angle never sat right with me #it’s another one of those things of “it’s probably what the writers intended but I like mine better” #Honestly my real fave is just exactly what the movie says which is “Leo’s a cocky bastard who thinks hes hot shit after beating shredder” #But no one ever just GOES with that so i gotta improvise #Shout out to A_llama_o on ao3 cuz the way they wrote leo in ONE (1) chapter single-handedly gave me this concept #like the idea of him going from “why won’t they trust me?!” To “oh no *they trust me*” #Nothing like a character getting what they wanted and finding its not all it’s cracked up to be #It also keeps leo away from the precarious fucking edge of fanon where he’s like the super sad boi who has major confidence issues #Again. The ghirdelli vs Hershey analogy #It’s about the VARIETY yknow #Rottmnt #‘Yknow I think my rise interest is dying down’ I say and then do this

[toytulini]

idk. picky eater rights. im coming to your events and turning my picky bitch nose up at your fancy ass desserts you spent a bajillion hours working over in the kitchen and asking if i can find like a basic ass brownie with no extra flairs or ingredients or steps or whatever the fuck. cry about it. stop trying to feed me

#toy txt post #they gotta have some picky eater bitches be the judges on those food competition shows i stg #sorry for committing the unforgivable sin of my tastebuds didnt enjoy the food you made. it was intended as a personal slight actually #i am trying to offend you for real. yeah. thats definitely whats happening. god/sssss #like god irl if i dont like food you made ill try to be fuckin gracious about it buf dont fucking get mad at me for like. idk. prepping my #own foods you percieve as worth less or whatever the fuck. ppl are so fucking weird about food. #honestly guy on prev post didnt even dislike the cake it sounded like but was just experiencing the human emotion of disappointment #when the little specific joy he was looking forward too was not what he expected. if she had asked him 'do you mind if i make a similar cake #that is not the exact same as the one you asked for? maybe he wouldve been fine cos he wouldnt have been looking forward to that specific #thing. OR maybe he wouldve said if youre not going to make this very specific one im looking forward to then dont bother i dont want you #wasting the time and effort and then she wouldnt have been mad. or maybe she wouldve. ppl do get weird about that kind of thing #maybe saying that wouldve been a crime too. guess that dumb asshole shouldve shut up and eaten his stupid cake and enjoyed it and said #nothing. a recipe for happiness #anyway. hot take ig stop putting nuts in desserts. alllergy havers will prolly thank you but you know who else will thank you? #every day i see takes about food that make me think i really should be more of a picky bitch eater on maim to knock yall pretentious #food fuckers down a peg tbh. every day i resist the urge but god how yall test me. let me be the judge on a cooking show. #weird assholes who are rude abt ppl having allergies or sensory issues: come here. im going to break you #anyway more of us picky bitches who are picky just for like. casual reasons. we should he loud picky bitches on main. if a cook or baker or #whatever can accommodate my picky bitch ass thats difficult to feed for no reason we can be sure they can accommodate allergy havers #and ppl w medical restricted diets. if they can be gracious about me just not vibing w the food then they can def be gracious about more #sensitive reasons. yea i could choke down the food i dont like probably. it wouldnt make me throw up or send me to the hospital. but why #should i? if youre an asshole to me about simply not liking your shit then why the hell would i feel safe disclosing medical info to your #bitch ass? why would i trust you to follow it? and not try to sneak some shit in bc you think you know better about food? #anyway #picky eater rights. let ppl be picky for no apparent reason. cos the ppl who have uwu Good Valid Reasons(tm) dont fucking owe you that #explanation

[sureuncertainty]

one more episode to go of fall of the house of usher but i can't watch it until monday aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#anyway this show has been a WILD ride and i can't WAIT to watch it all come together in the finale #also spoilery thought here but like #i gotta say out of those 6 deaths of the kids every single one of them made me feel at least SOMEWHAT sorry for them excEPT frederick's #fuck frederick. get his ass. and yeah what a horrific way to go but like. man deserved what he got okay #(okay to be fair i didn't feel that bad for camille either but her death was so awful i felt like. a TINY bit bad for her) #i also appreciated that she was like yeah well played right before she died. also she's hot so. #and don't get me wrong they were all awful people but i at least felt a LITTLE bad for the rest of them in the moment #but god this show did some really gruesome death scenes and did them very very well #like. i have a strong stomach for gore and stuff like that and i had to kinda watch through my hands for part of it #every death scene was hard to watch #anyway this has been percy's unhinged thoughts about house of usher at 10:30 pm

[monsterbisexual]

thinking abt saw was not part of the plan when i watched it

#p #alshdkj #might rb w my silly joke later but like. ive been thinking abt it dude!! #only seen the first one so far #fucked up how sometimes u (meaning me) arent as into smth til its over or near the end #less bad for shows cuz like. theres more of it in general ofc #but then w movies im like. i need to rewatch this (probs wont) or at least the scenes that i care abt most lol #oh n i didnt mean 'thinking (derogatory)' like in a bad way. im havin fun #remember (to the 2 ppl i said this to. i dont think i posted it here) how while watching most of it iwas like #'its wild that some ppl decided these guys are in love n had gay sex in that gross bathroom' #but now...........i understand #it rly was the clinging to each other all bloody near the end #adam begging not to be left there but lawrence can go get help so hes gotta #no happy ending there but. aaaaa ok #also idk if its just cuz ive been seeing Posts but. the blonde doctor (yes i know his name now) is hot maybe #question mark?????? #been lookin at pics of the actor n it depends idk #im easily won over by dilf/milf characters its well documented #n amanda!!!!!! im v intrigued from posts on here And her in this one ofc #n i know shes in at least some other ones so. wanna see more of herrrr

[wool-string]

Thinking of Trans Kou again

#my art #ajin #Kou nakano #trans Kou #trans Nakano #I like trans Kou #but I don’t draw him much cause I get emotional #I’m really weird about my gender n sexuality #well whatever #how cute is trans Kou tho #I love supportive Kei too #Kei who helps Kou bind n has to remind him to take it off #Kei who also gets weird around his menstral times #he’s a med student who grew up with two females #he understands periods so well #so he keeps pain killers pads n hot packs on him for Kou #also using top surgery as a motivation for him to keep going #and then they actually stop Sato and he’s like oh fuck… okay now I gotta pay for fucking top surgery #also gets Tosaki to officially change Nakano’s gender in his new identity

[kitchendub]

Motherfucker. Four

#I want him to PISS INSIDE OF ME !!! #Im so serious I wanna be his toilet #Anytime youve gotta go baby boy you just use me 💚 #Any one of my holes or just soak my clothes idc. Please pee on me #“Urgh….ive gotta go. Slide those pants off” #You can just shove it in my mouth outta nowhere and fill me up i just want your hot piss so bad #Please please please #Okay yeah durrr id trick him into wetting a few times. #Can you imagine building up the ooh you can pee in me anytime mister and then just being like no >:) #And how hed shift from “thats my good little toilet slut” to “cal i gotta go real fuckin bad” #Like on a car trip where I am the only toilet. Hey thats one more than most people would have in a car! #“I cant fuckin hold it you gotta let me fuck you cal you gotta-“ #Right after he wets suck him off. For more droplets yeah but hes so vulnerable and soft <3 #Or he gets so used to pissing in me he practically forgets about normal toilets. #Were separate and he cant help but wet cause my warm mouth isnt there to drink it up #Hes so cute and evil i want us to fuck each other up!! #💔

[cherrykamado]

i love tanjiro.

#u dont know how badly i love him. #a few days ago while rewatching kny my heart literally THROBBED #hes my husband the loml #i just want him to hold me forever and in fact he is holding m e #i adore him sm i will COMBUST #ill explode trulymy heart cant take somuch love istg #literally if i could choose a scene where my heart throbs so much for him is the very early ones in the series #where he is in the search for urokodaki #and how literally he put on his big brother role and went like 'i gotta move on. for nezuko.' made turning her back to human his north and #i just cant express how badly it fucks me up like. swallowing your own pain. the trauma. not mourning. #it really speaks a lot for tanjiro's resilience and how fucking strong his heart is. #yes he might cry a lot and be super sentimental — but also he's so humane. #i can't- i literally can't #i mean yes i go full simp mode but im not like 'aw hes kind hes big bro hes hot'. no. to me its way deeper than that #and that's why he is n he'll always be my number one. #stunned blown away for him. #and he's reading this as we speak and he's hugging me and crying to me.holdin him close forever to my heart. #my tanjiro is everything to me. #signed mrs kamado lol mwah<3 #tanjiro.💚 #loml.❣️💍

[snyrtch]

holy shit mana watches grey's anatomy and gets to the 18th season and finds a HOT NONBINARY DOCTOR WHO GETS TO LOVE AND THEIR IDENTITY ISN'T A DRAMATIC PLOT-POINT?

#someone hold me #casual introductions with 'they' when kai is introduced #everyone just sort of Knowing who they are already bc of their killer research and knows they're a they #KISSING WOMEN ON SCREEN? HAVING A ROMANCE? #A HEALTHY NONBINARY CHARACTER ON GOD??????? #greys anatomy spoilers #but holy fuck #holy shit #when amelia and kai kiss??? i dont give a fuck about bone boy's reaction or whatever he's a fine dude probably i skip most his parts #but the lead up to that FUCKING KISS? #im going to fucking implode #kai bartley #liveblogging #the author speaks #greys anatomy #i am most of the way through the season and i really gotta say #they made this motherfucker AS HOT AND SEXY AS POSSIBLE #and not only am i crying bc im happy that enbies are being portrayed as SEXY #but ALSO because THEY ARE /SO HOT/ please HELP

[skrunksthatwunk]

1 and 17 for the ask game :]

1. hmmm i think akiyama tbh? i feel like people boil him down to shweepy lil malewife (and I'm guilty of this too) a little too often when he's literally a loan shark who makes desperate people jump through bizarre reality tv bullshit to get help from him, stuff that's kinda unnecessary when he's got scrooge mcduck money. it's literally his main shtick as the lifeline of kamurocho. i think he's fundamentally meritocratic and odd and also he was volunteered to kill a guy so kiryu didn't have to which is just. he's down to kill ok you random civilian you. and i think it should be explored more!! i don't think that i have a great grasp on his character but i feel like he's more sleazy and cold and weird and maybe even shallow than people make him out to be? let him be morally gray. if you love him love him anyway, those bits included, yeah?

17. i am SHOCKED there is not more haruka-centric content??? like stuff from her perspective, about her life, exploring her experiences and feelings, etc. she's a pretty important character and yeah she's like young and whatever but that's OUR girl y'know. she's our sweetie pie give her the spotlight. doesn't even have to be fluffy either go make her be angsty and/or evil idk. i think ppl wanna focus on kiryu in their interactions and i get that bc i love kiryu being a father stuff but she's a person too is all. also saejima is quite important and he's barely in short form content??? he gets more attention in fics but no one wants to draw him. are you scared of his big bald head???? well I'm not. should go draw him he's funny

#look if mine fans can make fun of mine for being a stock bro akiyama fans shoukd do the same thing #also ik haruka's bit has a lot to do with misogyny on both the studio's and fans' part but like. still #not a haruka nor an rgg fandom specific issue for sure #ALSO SAEBABA???? i was SHOCKED to find that there was barely anything for them relatively speaking. theyre gay as hell wym #baba my beloved im so sorry girl #anyway thank you for the ask!!! i thought question 1 was gonna be tough but i actually feel pretty good about this one #my takes dont tend to be very hot and my view of characters is flexible enough that most interpretations work for me #but yeah akiyama has committed capitalist crimes and needs to go to stinkboy guillotine jail #tbh im not crazy about akiyama overall but i think if i played the games he's in again that could change...? i gotta spend more time with #him to figure him out basically #some of it's bc he gets the most attention in y4 and his stuff sometimes rubbed me the wrong way #but then again i ignore several Fucking Bad things going on with that game and saejima particularly so why not for aki too yk

[faarkas]

tagged by @nuclearstorms @arklay @liurnia @camelliagwerm @morvaris and @aartyom to post wips over the last month and i haven’t rly had any to share without spoiling nat and rena on future fwb valenzo shenanigans SO…take this mostly finished section from the last valenzo fwb fic update that’s gotta have a bunch of detail and shit added to it still : )

thank u all for tagging me in stuff even if it always takes me 120,000 years to get to it 💖💖💖

When he gets to the hospital and finds his way back up to her room it’s nearly 5am. It’s somehow quieter than he expects, the nurses starting to roll out to do their rounds, the lights still dim as they try to keep things quiet for everybody asleep.

Lorenzo’s not prepared for what he sees when the door to her room slides open and he steps inside, his big heart melting into the biggest puddle when his kiroshis adjust to the darkness and he sees her cuddling with a huge stuffed bear that’s bigger than she is, her face nestled into its soft fleece and arms wrapped around its fluffy abdomen tightly.

Desperately trying to be quiet and not wake her up, he keeps the footfalls of his faux leather work shoes light, crossing the room over to the couch underneath the window, dim light just starting to spill through the cracks in the blinds. He shrugs off that gaudy red velvet jacket and bundles it up, putting it down on one end of the cushionless couch to serve as a makeshift pillow.

Unfortunately luck isn’t on his side this morning, hasn’t been at all for the last couple days really, because she starts to shift, Lorenzo looking up to see her still snuggled with the bear, that mess of beautiful pink hair still fanned out every which way, but looking at him with one half open eye.

“Hey.” Val mumbles sleepily, a croaky quality to her voice that he finds way cuter than he probably should.

“Hey sleeping beauty, sorry I woke you. Just go back to sleep…I’m gonna get some shut eye too.” Lorenzo says awkwardly, keeping his tone hushed and quiet. He has no idea what kind of state her head is in. “Um, but I can go home if you want me to.”

“Nooo, stay.” She mumbles and he can see her lashes fluffering as she barely manages to keep the eye not squished against the bear open and on him. “L‘renzo?”

“Yeah, Val?”

“Thank you.” Val murmurs so sweetly, her voice slurring sleepily.

For some reason that makes his throat feel tight, and it occurs to him that he was so close to never hearing her talk like that to him ever again. He swallows roughly, feeling like he just swallowed a roll of that thick fluffy gauze he saw in a cabinet on the way in.

“Don’t worry ‘bout it, doll. Rest up.”

Lorenzo musters as bright a smile for her as he can before he drops down onto the couch, adjusting the makeshift jacket pillow underneath his neck until it’s comfortable, nearly missing how she hums so sweetly in response.

Thank god he didn’t, but also maybe he should have. The way a soft little hum has the power to make his chest feel all light and tight and funny at the same time catches him completely off guard as she snuggles back into her bear and falls back to sleep.

#Wrote this in an ibs induced fuge state so. If it’s bad that’s why but the image … Ough #Lol context btw: val got toasted in a gig. lorenzo went to check on her as per verdes wishes and found her FUCKED up and had to call trauma #and then. THEN. HE HAD TO GO TO WORK SO BESTIE SHIRO CAME TO HANG OUT (is where the bear came from. when is it our turn to have hot rich #mostly kind men as our friends. When.) #and then he got off work at like an outrageous hour and decided to just go keep her company and maybe get some sleep there :) And that’s #sorta what u missed on glee #fwb valenzo fic is just like me shovelling trauma onto them and also bankrupting verde #So a normal day for them really . #I KEEP MAKING CHANGES AND EDITS NOW AND I GOTTA GO ADD THEM TO THE DOC SHFJFJSJD #hil.txt #hil writes #ocstuff #valenzo #oc: lorenzo #ALSO IM NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL. CHEERS . Dialogue feels so stilted in the beginning there so i will accept the tiniest bit of criticism #if anybody has it . cheers aloha good morning etc etc #*FUGUE STATE