#he was like ‘bruh. out of pocket’ JFLDHDKSJDKSHDKSJDKSSKSSK

[marsixm]

so im still losing my mind bc i made a comment yesterday about how my manager (the one i want 2 fuck) and i bicker like a married couple and my coworker* was like “yall dont have a relationship like that yall have a relationship like hes your freaking step dad” which. was so. first of all. what. second of all. what???? like. he takes me to baseball games and i resent him? what does that MEAN

#*my most annoying coworker who i can barely stand but she loves me and thinks we’re friends #anyway my manager isnt even remotely old enough to be my dad so maybe thats why she said ‘step’ but we also dont have a dad son relationship #like at all #like ignoring the crush part you could say brothers #but yeah uh saying that the dude i wanna fuck is like my step dad sure does have some connotations she did not intend #but that the 19 yr old male coworker who was also there definitely noticed JFKDHDKDJ #he was like ‘bruh. out of pocket’ JFLDHDKSJDKSHDKSJDKSSKSSK #the most deeply unserious workplace on earth fr