#he illegally adopts a trans kid named pado

[nerdpoe]

Plastic Man comes back from an adventure to find out that there's a...small problem.

There's a kid, who keeps insisting he isn't a kid, asking to be the bouncer at the joint Eel lives above. No one knows how to tell the kid no, especially because he's got a set of little twins with him.

Eel steels himself, goes out to let the kid down, and...and...

And....

Well. He already illegally adopted Pado.

What's three more?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #sorry not sorry i read plastic man 2018 finally #and i have a new favorite #this prompt is gonna die cuz no one's gonna understand #but in plastic man 2018 without spoiling anything #he illegally adopts a trans kid named pado #and he lives above a strip club #i lov eit #oh yeah plastic man's name is (Patrick) Eel O'Brian #deaged dan #deaged dani #or maybe it's deaged danny and dani #but one of the boys got deaged to toddler or younger and so did dani #because i love that trope