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#he didn't whump Malcolm enough imo
sadistgalore · 3 years
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so you ever go on AO3
and filter stories through your non con and nsfw tags
and then come across a really good fanfic of a show you’ve never watched
but then you read the fanfic and actually enjoy the plot
then you start watching the show but you can’t tell people you found it based off a porn fic
but then you’re watching the show with another person
and then the bad guy in the fic that did all the really bad stuff comes on
and you’re just
THATS HIM THATS THE GUY
but it isn’t revealed he’s evil yet
so you can't tell it to the person you're watching it with
especially since you found the show off of a porn fic
so you just have to wait and see how he’ll torture your favorite cinnamon roll
BUT THEN THE GUY DIES
and you're just like
WHERE'S THE WHUMP
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