#happy dryer time.

[sherbetyy]

quality time together <3

(they’ve been sitting there 9 hours)

#i used to love to watch the dryer . #actually #not used to #i still kinda do #anyway. #they are so cool and awesome together forever #best of friends #dad and dog.. #brothers for life etc etc #happy dryer time. #they discuss very important things like “wow look at it go!” and such conversation… #very important #yellow guy #dhmis duck #dhmis #duck dhmis #duck #duck guy #dhmis fanart #my art #don’t hug me i’m scared #gif #autism #!!!!!!!! #fr #yeah yeah🎸

[nemmet]

(doc voice) CLARA…!!! 💜💜💜

#you guys have no idea how much i love her #she is a on an eternal cycle in the tumble dryer that is my brain #i am putting her in a box and shaking it #she deserves the entire world and more #i have been planning this piece for a really long time and am so happy with how it turned out!!! :D #back to the future #bttf #bttf fanart #clara clayton #back to the future part 3 #nem art :) #dr nemmet brown at your service!

[darkwood-sleddog]

i wish i had set up a camera when i blew sigurd out with the high velocity dryer today because it was. impressive.

#dogblr #sigurd #just did a dry blow on him bc he looked so awful #like his hair is just coming out in chunks per usual this time of year #but with the extremely mild weather we've had it's accelerated #anyways i do all my grooming with dogs unrestrained and with cooperative care #and sigurd LOVES the hvd so much #he won't let me hand groom his chest for very long bc he's ticklish but put a HVD #on a warm setting and your boy is SO happy #now slash...HATES the high velocity dryer #he won't even walk by it without hot dog bribes #so we're working on that

[llycaons]

I'm looking forward to packing up to move so much!! and then opening it all again there where I end up and setting up my home 😊 I'm not someone who likes unpacking after a trip, but when it's your whole home going somewhere new and exciting, I feel like it's different. I'm saying goodbye to so many things I don't need anymore, or never needed, and for the first time in my life getting to choose exactly what's going to be in my space, with an actual budget for things I need or even just want, and nobody else to impede me bring in their own stuff. ahhh it took so many years to get to this point but I can't wait!!!

#and I was very happy to come to this place too #for the majority of my time here I've been very pleased #I still remember my excitement when I learned we had a bathtub #I hadn't had a bathtub in my dorm so I felt like we were in luxury #and truly. despite the roaches and the blinds and the breakin #it's been a very reasonable apartment #with a responsive manager #there's tons of space. the floors are gorgeous. in-unit washer and dryer #even my aunt and uncle have to go to the basement for that in their fancy complex #a big room for me. a decent kitchen. came with a microwave. and fairly clean #great location. and despite the one incident. actually very secure #but in my new place I can host!!!! I can spread out!! use the bathroom whenever!! get a kitty cat!! #bake!! come home noisily at all hours! not tiptoe in the mornings!! play music!! be free!! #I'm so excited for my family and friends to visit :3 #mutuals this means you too!! come to the east coast! #and this is a new renovation so hopefully my cousin can come without her allergies acting up #my aunt and uncle have hosted so many times I would be so happy to return the favor #cor.txt

[katierosefun]

sick and twisted that organizing my desk space (and organizing the clutter in my room in general) does, in fact, make me feel a lot happier and a lot better about my life . . . sick and twisted

#caroline talks #guys i got this desk organizer . . . it's got my nail polishes and my sticky notes and pens and pencils in one place #and it makes me. very happy. #i did spend. the last hour and a half cleaning my room and just. mopping. dusting. unpacking. re-organizing my closet. #i need to wait for my washing machine + dryer to finish up so i can finally finish changing my sheets #and i also need to clean my bathroom. and then. and then i'm going to go to a meeting. #i really do like. living away from my parents for the most part. i love them but i also. think i just feel more motivated when i'm not #living with them. cue: decorating my room for the first time in forever. organizing things. cleaning more. telling myself that despite my #desire to crawl into bed and not get back up. i need to buy milk. #(WHICH. DEEP SIGH. I DON'T WANT TO BUY MILK) #(but tomorrow me will be SO thankful. i know this. i know this too well.) #(but the grocery store feels so far . . . .. . ... ) #(lunch. i need to eat lunch. that's what's going on here tbh)

[greyhavensking]

my life is a constant cyclical hell of laundry

#maria rambles #I’m staring at the basket of towels I have to do tomorrow morning #it feels like it’s always full #there are five people in my house. we go through so many towels. so many #I’m home so I do the towels but because there’s five people + my mom uses extra because of ocd/her illness #and people never bring the towels down from their rooms #I have to do them like three times a week #and then there’s my laundry + since my mom can’t physically do hers anymore I do that + whenever someone is too busy/forgot I’ll do there’s #ALSO people leave there shit in the washer and dryer so fucking often so I wind up doing their shit regardless of intent #god fucking damn I hate laundry #my desire to live alone stems in part from the fact that I would be so fucking happy to just do my own laundry

[faultsofyouth]

one thing about me is that I do not like to watch that much TV anymore

#If im left alone I hardly ever put something on the TV #maybe two or three times a week #I used to watch it every day all the time and I would have it on even when I wasn't in the room or watching it at all #I was like that for years #Didn't want to experience even a moment of quiet or nothingness #Now I just sit in the living room in the low light and get really high and think my thoughts and text my loved ones #No sound but my cat and the fan and occasionally the washer & dryer #My thoughts aren't being guided by made up stuff #I get to make up my own thoughts which are funny as hell and I really can focus way better when things are quiet #I still like a lot of TV shows and sick movies but I'm not constantly in the mood to have the TV on anymore #I mean. It even fucks with my lighting man. I gotta maintain that low light level. that's the key to happiness for real #my posts

[alvfr]

Whyyyyyy is it, in 2022, still controversial that my husband does 100% of the laundry in the house? I swear, if it was the other way around no one would have thought twice about it.

#we try to split all chores equally #but laundry is one of the most mentally draining chores I can think of #because you're never done #ya know? #and my husband doesn't mind it #and actually manages to stay on top of it unlike me #and we finally invested in a tumble dryer since we'll do a lot of laundry when the baby gets here #and everyone was like #oooh you must be so happy #and then lost their shit when I said that it's actually my husband who benefits from it since he was in charge of doing laundry #obviously I also benefit from it #and i don't mind folding and putting away clean clothes #i just have a mental block when there's so many steps with waiting time inbetween #but seriously #i'm sorry you married a man-child susan #but don't rain on my parade just because you have to remind your spouse to flush the fucking toilet

[sciass]

wanting to join a discord rp group to write One Specific Guy but man. discord groups are way scarier than just throwin yourself out onto tumblr

#someone left me in the dryer! ;; ooc #*guy is not king im happy here w him #i was in One that i had a rly nice time in but had to leave for unfortunate reasons so now. what if all other ones r bad

[lilgynt]

no i don’t care that most of my moms commutation to me especially to direct question is just straight up ignoring me or some other form of non verbal communication. like grunting or vague pointing. the glass i broke outside is unrelated

#personal #no i don’t think this affected my siblings either and that they love to ignore direct statements :) #like i’m fine with it most the time #not fine but just used to it #but i asked can you handle dog food tonight i got it this morning #and after realizing we both got it this morning i asked again if she can get it tonight or not #to be clear the understanding we both fed her was her giving me a weird look then goin back to watching tv then i said it’s a yes or no i #can do it can you just answer THEN she said she did it this morning #anyway i ask again and just keeps looking at the tv #and the only time in months she felt like cleaning the kitchen was when i was doing my taxes #so eventually i’m like fine let me go through turbo tax bc im sure im doing it wrong on the irs site #and god. god. the dog pissed on the floor i put a piss towel down so we don’t trip she immediately picks it up to wash it - which would be #fine except it’s soaking wet piss all on the floor and she’s like okay? #also speaking of the floor i deep cleaned it twice spent some of the last of the money i have for cleaners next day all fucked up with shoe #marks and dirt and i’m like mom what happened #she’s watching tv and she’s like dog peed #so from the front of the kitchen to the back door to the fridge the dog pissed all across and might i add dirt black piss with foot marks #cleaned it again but it’s already so fucking dirty #she can’t even put her laundry in the dryer #i asked her to leave so i can focus bc the plates and washing and moving things is too loud and i can’t focus i don’t tell her all that #but she starts laughing at me meanly and doesn’t even go back when i’m done #so it’s like what just bc i needed the kitchen you decided to clean??? for the first time ever??????? #i’m always begging her to move her stuff bc i’m not allowed to but we’ve been balancing whatever food items we need just on top of WHATEVER #BUT THIS IS WHEN? and im telling ben im not in a good space between mom and the break in and he’s like sorry :( also you should go into #debt for mom bc i’m not which i’m really happy he’s not but im never getting out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #and he can’t comfort me about mom and frank won’t comfort me about dad and mom hates me and it just feels like none of them fuck with me at #all whatsoever and that’s so upsetting #this house is so dirty and i’m not doing great at all actually im doing awful and my whole family hates me to some degree and i wish i #wasn’t born bc like. it’s bad enough life is bad can my family like me. and im never getting out so im stuck like this forever

[shatterthefragments]

Ok but for real us being soft over the Vessels’ tummies has helped me so much today

Like my pants were falling off my hips all day again. The same pair of capris that I was wearing last week and made the note: “Pulling a Vessel with the way my (loose ass) pants (with stuff in pockets) are coming down my hips”. And uh. Same today again. And so I didn’t tie them tight enough (partially bc I like not having to untie them to take them off). And so they were under my belly button and sliding down all day. Which is fine. But especially when I was doing stuff they slid further down and underneath my belly. Held up only by a hip. And if my shirt lifted up then like. It was all exposed. Soft round belly. Love handles. That crease by your hip (and above it too) (far rounder than all the vessels combined but that’s ok I’m fat and it’s okay.)

And I’m. Okay with it. (Today). I’m soft and squishy and round and it’s okay. And you know what? It’s even cute. Cute and soft and squishy and OKAY!

#body image #tummies #I think I was sappier about it before I had to try to remember and retype it but anyway. I’m actually just. feeling okay about my body rn. #which I’m really happy about?!? #like even through the pain it does so much?! #I was able to walk around and see what shops were around in an unfamiliar shopping centre #I was able to drive with minimal pain (though I do have the seat warmer on for my back) #I got to enjoy some lake time though I didn’t venture through the mud so I didn’t have to clean my work shoes which are bad enough rn #I was able to bring up my bags and groceries in one trip #I was able to scale the salmon. zest and cut and juice a bag of lemons. cut up a bunch of veggies for soup and make all of that #I got a shower (hot for comfort of course) and did a small load of laundry that I’ll have to toss into the dryer later #and I haven’t fallen down. I haven’t given up. and I’m. doing alright?!? #honestly shocked. I’ll crash tonight but that’s okay. #and I can squat down to do things that are easier closer to the ground #(ok sometimes the knee kinda clicks? out and feels like I have to rip it back into place but we’re ignoring that bc it’s been a little whil #(though usually that just means I’m due for it to happen again and not be able to bend it for a while again… ah well #hopefully I’ve strengthened it enough again that I’ll be fairly ok at least for a while… #rambling rambling eh whatever #like yeah I’m fat and there are a few reasons it would be nice to be smaller but it’s not worth the Bad Things I fall into to get smaller #and right now I’m just? so okay with it??? and I just need to keep this moment in posterity bc I can’t remember the last time I was this ok #and even POSITIVE about my body? #(I mean yeah my boudoir shoot was pretty awesome but that was years ago now and also she edited stuff as well) #(and tbh i want to do another boudoir shoot at some point. but im doing at least a few tattoos first i think. make my body Home more so 1st #just kinda. relishing in this peace and …happiness? #this is good 😌 #it feels nice to feel nice about myself and my body :) #shatters’ fragments

[toastsnaffler]

this chest infection is killing me 😭

#its ok im at work prepared i brought a bunch of painkillers and lozenges and camomile teabags whenever i get the chance for a break #wearing a mask helps to keep my airways humid tho so the coughing isnt so bad. as well as not infecting everyone else lol #and i dont have any meetings today so ill wear earphones in the lab + hopefully no one will try to make me talk #my voice is GONE #doesnt help that this period is craaazy heavy either. i changed my pad when i woke up and had to change it again before i left the house #half an hour later bc id already bled theu 2 pairs of underwear and onto (but thankfully not thru) my ONLY clean pair of work trousers #and theyre pale brown so itll show up if i do bleed thru.. i tried to change to my navy ones but theyre still soggy from washing #bc our washer/dryer is broken... argh #well whatever happens happens. im too jaded to be embarrassed by bloodstains and i wear a lab coat all day and then its dark when i leave #so no one would even notice tbh #massive blood clots too.. the hell is going on down there. having a miscarriage fr #one time a few years back i passed a blood clot so huge it did actually look like id miscarried i took a pic cuz it was wild #maybe ill get one that size again this month 😳 #it doesnt bother me tho at least its no more painful than they normally are. and ive planned my day back to back w painkillers for this #cold wo hopefully itll cover that too. ahh.. anyway i should go start on my assays #happy tuesday everyonee #.diaries

[hamable]

Me tonight: alright let’s finish mastering the other Astrom Songs! Lemme just listen to Rally real quick to make sure I’m happy with it-

Future me, war-torn: NO-

Me: hmmmm something doesn’t sound right lemme adjust this one level real quick

Future me: ITS A TRAP

Me: *spends 3+ hours on a song I’ve deemed “finished” the last 8 times I’ve “checked” it.

Future me: YOU FOOL!

#okay I’m officially really happy with it though #the way I was exporting it before was the culprit behind the main issue I kept having with the sound #and I added some depth it was missing and now I’m happy with every part of it #hhhh I’m listening rn it’s DONE THIS TIME #Seven minutes folks #longest track on the album #Astrom club #OH MY GOD I HAD LAUNDRY IN THE DRYER MOTHERFUCK

[bellflower-goat]

>:(

#Dammit now I gotta wait for like two hours maybe. #I forgor that shit takes time to dry but at least it's windy #I cant put it in the dryer cause it'll turn pink and I don't wanna clean all that #But in other news. I'm really happy w the color that ended up cause I didn't want it too soft pink #But now it's like a dar purple but it's still very wet and since it's denim I don't think it'll stay like that #I'm guessing it's gonna end up a dark-ish purple or pink n I'm happy w that #But before I can continue doing shit w my pants those things have gotta d ry and just. >:( #But hey at least I get a break to eat properly so 👍

[iateyourparents]

red kisses | j.w.

pairing: jake webber x fem!reader

summary: you got a new lipstick and you just had to prank your boyfriend with it.

warnings: nothing really, just bad writing and grammar(sorry, english isn’t my first language).

an: i got this idea from tik tok but i unfortunately couldn’t find this girl:((

pictures are from pinterest:)

You got a new lipstick. But not any lipstick, it was a color changing lipstick.

At first it was in neutral color and then after few minutes it was starting to get red and redder until it was bloody red.

So of course you had to use this on your lovely boyfriend.

You already pranked him with normal red lipstick and he wasn’t mad but well, now he was making sure you doesn’t have red lipstick on when you kissed him before he was supposed to go out.

Currently Jake was in shower so you quickly took your phone deciding to share this prank with your viewers on instagram later. You recorded a quick intro telling them about your purchase and plan.

Then when you heard that water stopped running you pretended that you still were on the couch with your phone.

„Hi baby.” Jake smiled at you and sat next to you.

„Hi love.” you also smiled at him opening your arms and he gladly laid half of his body on yours and snuggled into you.

You stayed like that a few minutes.

“Go dry your hair babe, we don’t want you to get sick and you have to go in few minutes.” you reminded him. He was supposed to be out with Johnnie in thirty minutes so that was perfect opportunity for your prank.

Jake sighed but did what you said and went to bathroom to use dryer.

„Baby, can you do my hair?” you heard Jake asking.

„Sure.”

Few minutes later he was sitting on the floor in front of you with you brushing his hair. You styled it the way you knew he liked and then he was almost ready to go.

„I’ll go change. I’ll miss you.” he pouted and you giggled quietly kissing the top of his head.

„I’ll miss you too but i’m not sure if Johnnie will be happy with that reasoning.”

„Stupid Johnnie.” you heard Jake muttering under his breath and you only shook your head with small smile while he was getting up from the floor.

He went to yours room and you quickly started recording on your phone and you put on your new lipstick. As you expected, it was almost clear like a lipgloss. You quickly hid your phone and not five seconds after you were done with hiding, Jake was back from the bedroom in new clothes.

You acted like you were taking something from a cabinet in kitchen.

„I have to go.” you didn’t have to look at him to know he had a pout on his lips.

You smiled at him and opened your arms and he quickly ran to you and was snuggling into you.

Few seconds later he took his hands from your back to grab your waist and lift you onto the kitchen counter.

You giggled and took his face in your hands and kissed his lips, he gladly deepened kiss.

When you disconnected your lips you also left kiss on his left cheek and side of his neck. You made sure to press your lips a little harder to leave a lipstick in those places.

„Don’t keep Johnnie waiting.” you lightly patted his ass and he smiled at you.

“I’ll be back soon.” he promised at kissed your forehead and then nose “Bye love.”

“Bye baby, have fun!” you waved at him and he got out.

You took your phone from its hiding spot and you stopped recording.

You waited few minutes and then updated your video with how your lips and places Jake kissed were almost bloody red.

You waited for some message from Jake about your prank but got nothing so you waited for him to be back home.

Finally, some time later when you were watching a film you heard a keys jiggle on the other side of the door so you quickly started recording and pointed phone camera on the door.

Jake came in with wide smile and red lips shaped spot remaining on his neck, but the ones from lips and cheek were gone.

“So I noticed your prank.” he accused pointing his finger at you “How the hell it appeared after I was out?”

You laughed and explained “I bought color changing lipstick.”

He gasped and came to sit next to you.

“I was so shocked when Johnnie told me about lipstick stains because you had no lipstick on.” he pouted and you giggled, but then he smiled widely and pointed at the kiss on his neck “I kept this one and I think I should make a tattoo like this one with your kiss.”

You smiled at him because well, he for sure looked good with this kiss.

“You definitely should.” you nodded and stopped recording to start kissing him and he gladly accepted this.

“But be careful.” he warned when you disconnected your lips “I’ll have my revenge!” he laughed mischievously and you only nodded with small smile.

“Sure love.” and you were back to kissing him.

#jake webber x reader #jake webber #sam and colby #colby brock #tara yummy #johnnie guilbert #sam golbach

[luveline]

Hi Jade! I’ve been on my criminal minds rerun and it made me come up with this Spencer request if you’re taking them right now! Something along the lines of the reader and Spencer being together and she becomes pregnant but he pieces it together before she does!

tysm for requesting! hope this is ok♡ 1k

cw fem!reader has a positive attitude towards her pregnancy. vaguely adult theme

"I really don't think I can go," you say, flopping down on the bed. 

Spencer laughs and shakes out the shirt in his hands, hoping the creases from the dryer will iron themselves before dinner tonight. "You always say that."

"I really mean it this time. I miss Hotch, I do, and I'm glad he's out of WITSEC, but thinking about the restaurant is making me queasy." 

"Really? I looked it up, it's a nice place. They have their Grade A, it should be spotless in there. I'm pretty sure they almost got a Michelin star." 

You groan, turning onto your side. "I looked too. The entire menu is seafood," you whine. 

"What's wrong with that?" Spencer asks, giving you a quizzical look. 

"The smell." You rub your nose against his pillow and sigh. "I don't feel good. Didn't rough me up in my sleep, did you?" 

"I would never do that," he says, putting the last of the laundry aside to sit by your hip. His hand rests naturally against the slight curve of your side, fingertips pushing the hem of your shirt up enough to steal a glance at your back. 

He wouldn't say this aloud and it doesn't matter, but you've gained a little weight recently. Actually, it does matter in that he thinks it's adorable, but he knows that telling your partner they've gained weight is a faux pas. He likes it, anyhow. It's happy weight. 

Things are so serious now but they don't feel serious. There's no solemness in your relationship, just comfort. He's putting on weight in tandem. 

"You really don't want to go?" Spencer asks. The earlier he lets Hotch know the better. 

You wrap an arm around your stomach. "Sorry, Spence. I'm so sorry, I've felt sick all day and I think it'll just be a repeat of yesterday morning." You puked before breakfast, the smell of eggs too much to bear.

Spencer feels it click into place then and there. The weight, the puking, your changing taste. Your sore chest and lower back, your sensitivity. 

He pushes you gently, a hand on your hip to encourage you down. Careful, he lays down next to you, propping his head on the pillow as he brings hand up to hold you. He can't know for sure… but if you're pregnant as he suspects, it fits. And more than that, it's insane. He doesn't know how to handle this besides wrapping you up in his arms. He'll keep you forever, if he can. 

"Don't be sorry," he says, his voice faraway. You relax completely in his arms, sliding your leg over his to lock him in. "Does your back still hurt?" 

"My chest, Spence," you lament, "it feels like I'm winded. I think I'm coming down with something. Maybe you shouldn't be near me." 

"In that case, I'm staying right here." 

You laugh softly, the warmth of it a circle on his shoulder. "I can call Hotch myself and say sorry. I'll feel better in a few days, and we'll reschedule, and I'll pay even if he tries to." 

Spencer draws a line up your back. Now or never. 

He steels his nerves, the beginning of a hypothesis hesitating on his tongue. Your symptoms in addition to your irregular period and your regular sex lives points toward pregnancy. How does he say that? How should he say it? Should he even bring it up? Perhaps he should wait until you discover it yourself. And you aren't definitely pregnant, it's just a possibility. Maybe you're simply sick—

"Hey, earth to handsome," you whisper, cupping his cheek in your soft palm. You smile as he snaps out of his thoughts. "Hey. I lost you for a few seconds, where'd you go?" 

"Nowhere. I'm here." 

Your smile gets impossibly fond. It's not dissimilar to how you usually look at him. "Are you okay?" 

"Fine. I love you." 

"I love you," you say. 

There's something about you now, this gaussian blur to you. Sunlight seeps in lazily through the blinds thick as honey, a golden kiss to your skin where you lay face to face with him, and your I love you makes him want to cry. This is all ridiculous and amazing and he doesn't know what to do, doesn't know how to make his mouth move into the right words. 

"What is it?" you ask. You know him better than anyone. 

"I think you're pregnant." Spencer winces, though he can't beat his smile into submission. "I mean. You could be pregnant." 

"Why do you think that?" you ask, visibly startled. 

"Your sensitivity to strong smells, your soreness, your late period, to name the more obvious. That's not factoring in your worsening low iron lately, and your headaches." You make a strange sound he doesn't like. "What?" he asks worriedly.  

"I'm late," you say into yourself, looking past him as you puzzle it over. 

"It's a good thing, if you are. I mean, it's an amazing thing if you want it to be. I'm saying everything wrong. It's only amazing if you want it to be, I want it to be. But I'm on your side no matter what." He grimaces into his hands, rubbing his face with both palms. 

You sit as he panics. He clicks his neck looking up, racing to follow you, alarmed as you shimmy down the bed toward the ensuite bathroom. 

"What are you–" 

"I'm gonna take a test." 

"Wait a second." Spencer catches your hands before you can get too far, pulling you back to the end of the bed to sit down. "Wait. Is it– is it bad? If you are?" 

You look down at your stomach briefly. Anyone else might miss it, but Spencer can't not follow your behaviour, and the way you're acting now makes him think he got it wrong. That you won't be happy. 

You grab Spencer's hand. "You know, it's not funny. All our friends are gonna ask how I found out, and I'm gonna have to admit that you noticed it first." Your eyes track up his face almost shyly, and soon your smile is as blistering as his. 

Spencer bends under your weight as you jump up, throwing your arms behind his neck, your lips smashed to his ear. "I love you," you whisper urgently, "so much. This is good, right? This is really good." 

"Are you kidding?" he asks incredulously. 

Spencer takes your face into two hands and kisses you as hard as he ever has. He realises a second in that he'd much rather be squeezing you, caging you into the circle of his arms unrepentant. 

"We have a really good excuse to miss dinner," Spencer says.

He sounds close to tears. You're worse, laughing wetly as you pull him into the bathroom to take your test. 

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