#happy Easter to everyone celebrating

[mercymaker]

took an hour-long walk in the forest in superb weather and felt my soul's battery recharge by like 60%

#life #it's such a beautiful day today the weather is !!!!! #happy Easter to everyone celebrating #gosh i saw so many flowers and grass and greenery and the sun felt so nice on my skin 🥺 #lowkey wanted to hug a tree so bad but didn't want to look like a total weirdo lmao #i miss nature 😭

[adeadlysong]

"Happy Easter~!"

The Countess of Melodia has baked a cake to celebrate! Who wants a slice?

#open starter #muse: Tahirah Zakiyaa #happy easter to everyone celebrating #undetermined verse

[cerise-on-top]

Eating Jausn with König

A Brettljausn is just about the best thing out there. I wrote this back in November when my classmates decided to talk about Easter and Osterjausn, so the formatting is different. However, I thought it would work well with the Easter post, so I decided to post it now.

“Honey, what is that?” You looked at the wrinkly, dark colored thing in front of you. It might have been a sausage, on closer inspection. The plate was well filled with all kinds of meat and cheese. On the side were horseradish, eggs and pepper of all colors. On a small plate in front of you were small, sliced cherry tomatoes, the basket next to it held bread.

“It’s a Brettljause, it’s what we eat on special occasions, such as easter. But you don’t always need one to eat it. Just enjoy the meat, dear. It’s all from regional farmers as well.” König seemed rather content while looking at the food. You knew that Austrians loved their meats and sausages, he had told you about that before and you made fun of him for it, but you didn’t think he’d take it upon himself to prepare something like that. It seemed like that must have taken a lot of work. Must have been fairly costly as well. There was bacon there, it looked fairly good.

You took a piece of bread and picked up some meat with a fork. “And what’s this?”

“That’s Geselchtes. I call it Gsöchts, though. It’s meat that you put in salt water before smoking for a few hours. Before eating, you normally cook it. Don’t worry, this one doesn’t have too much fat on it, you can just cut those pieces off.” He put some gray-ish meat on a slice of bread, adding some egg slices and topping it off with some of the grated horseradish. Its scent wafted through the air, stinging your nose a bit. You watch him take a bite out of the bread, he locks his eyes with yours once he notices. “Is something the matter?”

“No, no, everything’s alright.” You looked at the pink meat on your fork, a bit hesitant to give it a try. König seemed to like this sort of food, he likely wouldn’t have prepared it otherwise. Besides, it was classic Austrian cuisine, apparently, it was only polite of you to try it, at the very least. Taking a bite out of the meat, you ran your tongue across it to give it a taste. You could definitely taste the salt, but it wasn’t too bad. It simply added to the flavor. The meat wasn’t very chewy, but you wouldn’t exactly call it the most tender meat either. It was actually surprisingly good. Instead of putting it on your bread, you simply ate the piece whole before picking up the same thing König had. “And what’s this?”

“Schweinsbratn.” He didn’t even hesitate to gobble up his bread, already on his second one. This time he put some bacon on it with cheese. Eggs and horseradish weren’t missing this time either. One of the tomato slices was lifted off the plate and put on his instead.

You followed his example and put two slices of the meat on your bread, topping it off the same way as him. That meat wasn’t too bad actually either, it was obvious that it was made of pork. With the horseradish being very fresh it was only natural for it to be spicy still. It didn’t disappoint, the taste somewhat reminding you of wasabi, even if your eyes started watering a bit. Your bread was gone soon enough and you opted for another one. There was no telling if König’s next one was his third or fourth one already.

“So, Schatzi.” He prepared another one. “Is it good? Do you like it?”

“Oh, it actually is. It’s pretty good.” Taking some of the red pepper, you put it on your bread with Geselchtem, gulping down a few of the tomatoes. You were sort of surprised this stuff didn’t come with a salad as well.

By the time you were on your third bread, the plate was already pretty empty, with König having eaten quite a lot. He’s always had a rather big appetite, and for that you were grateful, there was no way you could have eaten all of that on your own. You hadn’t tried the dark, cut up sausage yet. Of course, you had no idea what that was either. “What’s this? Sausage?”

König quickly chewed the food in his mouth before swallowing it down. “Yes, that’s Hoatwiastl. Hartwürstel, I suppose. As the name suggests, it’s a hard sausage. It’s very good, though, you have to try it.”

It was rather hard indeed, you were glad it was cut up into smaller slices. Biting into it whole would be another other ordeal. It was too small to put on bread, so you ate it along with it. Once done, you were completely full, incapable of eating another bite. There were still pieces of meat and cheese left on the plate, it was unbelievable. König didn’t seem affected at all, he simply got up and started putting everything away before returning with a bottle. If you had to take an educated guess then there’s a chance “Wein” might have been the German word for “wine”. “Would you like a  Spritzer? It’s essentially wine mixed with soda.”

“Is that really necessary? Do we really need to drink too?”

He chuckled a bit. “It’s a big part of our culture. Alternatively, I can offer you some Gösser or Puntigamer.” With an amused expression, he watched you weigh your options. You didn’t know what either of those things were, probably some sort of beer, thus making you better off with the wine, probably. König even got the two of you some wine glasses. They were fancy looking, but you weren’t sure if you could actually take a sip of that.

He really just put mineral water into some wine, drinking it slowly. With a watchful eye, he almost expected you to take after him, which you did eventually. It tasted exactly the way you’d imagine, sparkly wine with a bit less flavor. Not the worst you’ve ever had. The things you did to make your man happy.

You continued to eat for another few minutes, this time in silence, for the most part. The plate was certainly full at the beginning, you couldn’t believe your eyes when most of it was gone. Still, despite the culture being rather meat heavy, you had to admit, it was pretty good. However, it was very filling. You couldn’t eat another slice of bread, opting for the meat and sausage instead, eating some slices of cheese along with them. Maybe some mayonnaise would have been good with it as well, but you didn’t want to make the suggestion in case König didn’t like it.

After wiping his mouth with a paper towel, he sat back, letting out a content sigh while holding his tummy. Even he seemed to be rather full after the copious amounts of meat he had eaten. Not like you weren’t, however. He took another sip of his Spritzer before putting the plates away, with you helping him out a bit, naturally.

“Thank you for trying some of my food, I do appreciate it. Did you like it?” Cleaning the plates with a sponge, his focus was on getting the last few crumbs off it so he could put it in the dishwasher. You popped one last cherry tomato in your mouth before handing him another plate, giving him a hum of approval.

“Yeah, it was pretty good, but could we maybe eat something less meaty next time? This was quite a lot.”

“Don’t worry, Schatzi, next time we can eat Kasnudeln. They’re also very delicious!”

#cod #cod x reader #konig #könig #konig x reader #könig x reader #I am so hyped for that Osterjause you guys have no idea #there's nothing better than horseradish with some meat #I am drooling just thinking about it #this has been queued so by the time this is being posted I've likely already eaten a delicious Osterjause #I had a Jause back in January I think but that wasn't enough. I need something like this every month or else I will combust #anyway! Happy Easter everyone! #I know it likely isn't Easter yet for a lot of you but it's Easter here at the time this is being posted! #I love writing for König when the stars align. I love putting him in nice situations like this #that's not a lie but I also just love sharing my culture online so naturally I had to write about a good old Jause #I don't even know what the next big holiday is in all honesty? #Maifeiertag? but we don't really “celebrate” that #Staatsfeiertag maybe? but only with a few beers and Spritzer #I think the next big thing would be Christmas? #well if I'm still into CoD by then I'll write something for it #might as well mess around and write something birthday related though #but that can wait until it's my birthday

[bronzebluemind]

It’s been 1 week since the World Cup finale, 16 weeks to go until sgp and 33 weeks to go until next season.

#happy sunday and happy easter to everyone who celebrates <3 #well how are we doing guys #and yes I prepared the post with 10min left #ski jumping #sgp countdown 24 #sj countdown 24

[woulnutt]

Happy Easter!!

#i've been sick... but i really wanted to draw something for you guys #hope you like it #even though it's a hurried sketch #happy easter #kaishin #-ish? #kuroba kaito #edogawa conan #dcmk #my art #quick sketching #i don't really celebrate easter #but to everyone else who does very merry easter #holiday pieces

[broadwaytwitter]

not my usual post but. easter is coming and i've found a bootleg of jesus christ superstar for my annual rewatch and besties? it's fuckin wild. and gay. my favorite moments include:

number one. beginning of what's the buzz. they hold hands like that for like. 10 seconds

number two's from everything's alright. deadass looking like they're about to kiss right in front of the apostles

number three also everything's alright. can you believe they canonized mary/jesus/judas? so nice of them <3

number four the ending of the last supper. just kiss already ...

number five the betrayal scene. casually petting your homie's hair after he betrayed you<3

and also a moment that i straight up fucking hated:

pilate who looks like a joker cosplayer. what the hell andf uck

#jesus christ superstar #happy easter to everyone who celebrates #jesus x judas #this is from germany btw. but they sing in english #mary has a tattoo that says “i <3 jesus” lmao #and judas is a short king

[meegan420]

🌺H A P P Y🌼E A S T E R🌸Craig,Stripe and Tweek

Exchanging Easter Baskets South Park/South Paws 🐾

#Tweek made Craig a Cupcake Easter Basket #getting ready for pictures #craig tucker #sp stripe #tweek tweak #south park #south paws 🐾 #hamsters #my hams #not my Guinea #sp fanart #easter south park #happy easter everyone who celebrates #easter 2023 #happy easter

[beatriceportinari]

me and thr mutus just kind of having a weird day

#happy easter to everyone else not celebrating

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

i just realized its easter for some people today… what😱

#my family is greek (orthodox christian) my easter isn’t until like may… #i was so confused cus everyone in a group chat i’m in is talking about easter😭 #happy easter to those who celebrate then😭😭😭😭 #easter

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

Мне нужно с кем-то поговорить, Задать ему вопрос: «Почему меня зовут Денис, А во сне я – Дионис, Бог разврата и греха, Совратитель жён?» — А в ответ я слышу только Колокольный звон

^ I need to talk to someone, I need to ask a question: “Why is my name Denis? But in my dreams I'm Dionysus, God of debauchery and sin, Corrupter of wives?” — But all I hear in reply Is the chime of a bell songgggg

бог разврата и греха совратитель жен...............

#translation under the cut #2kczech wrote that carlo gifted eddie a brothel n i based half of his personality on it😭 #lil eddie gets a church scene too bc i want #a) i love this song b) it's eddie's song to me . #(happy easter to everyone who celebrate tho 😭) #m2 #avart #(head in hands) i hated eddie so much in the beginning and where am i now.

[oculusxcaro]

While Khare wasn't exactly considered a 'success' by PROMETHEUS, there are times where her body does function according to plan. One of these are enhanced capabilities, particularly in regards to improved jumping thanks to the frog DNA inserted into her genetic sequence. One time when walking to Pauli's, Khare was startled by a group of young thugs calling out and running after her. When met by a dead-end, she jumped straight up and on top of the building, losing the group but ended up arriving late to work as she struggled to find a way down after getting on top of a (very) high roof.

#🌈 || musings #🌈 || headcanons #Sometimes a girl just has to jump 30 feet straight up into the air #The funny thing is that Khare cannot control this at ALL #Hence being more of a failure than a success #The times where her body does cooperate is far and few in-between but sometimes it do work #Khare managed to escape from the facility due to the ability of being able to jump high #Not quite high enough to clear the barbed wire fences surrounding the place but enough to juuust get over it #Can't control the electrical outflow #Can't breathe underwater indefinitely #But it's worked somewhat during desperate times #Just never when she wants it #Imagine trying to jump high enough to try and get over a fence but suddenly you're on the roof :( #And you're shit at climbing so you have to knock on the inhabitant's window and ask to be let down #Had to spin a wild story to get out of that one #Happy Easter to everyone (who celebrates) btw! #I hope you're all having a lovely day regardless! #I am OFF Easter overtime so can hopefully finish off some of those older memes waiting to be done #Sorry about the wait it's been a hard grind this week and especially weekend oof

[krist-420]

South Park Goth Kids Easter gif

#south park #i can’t draw soo this 🤪 #Easter #happy easter #goth kids #happy easter everyone who celebrates #sp goths #south park goth kids #henrietta biggle #sp michael #firkle smith #sp henrietta #sp pete #pete thelman

[topsyturvy-turtely]

reblog to wish your mutuals a

🪺🐇🐣 happy easter 🐣🐇🪺

#hehehe #happy easter #to everyone who celebrates #🥰

[2minutes2midnight]

Fitzsimmons - Treasure Hunters AU

#agents of shield #fitzsimmons #leo fitz #jemma simmons #moodboard #zuza’s moodboards #*fs mine* #I’m watching jungle cruise and had a thought aboit FS as treasure hunters #and this idea didn’t want to leave my head so here it is 😅 #also happy Easter to everyone who celebrates!

[cerise-on-top]

Hey everyone! I'm gonna be opening my requests again for a bit! However, I'd like to mention that I might not be as quick with answering them as I usually am! I failed my exam and need to retake it in two weeks, so I still need to study a lot and might need some time getting to them! Thank you for understanding!

#cherry chats #something will be posted tomorrow though #I wrote something for König and Easter since I thought it to be fitting #I'm also gonna be posting something I wrote months ago as well so two things will be posted! #sorry for the radio silence for like a week but I really needed that break even if I didn't accomplish what I wanted #it's a bummer but there's always next time! I'm sure I'll pass next time! #anyway happy Easter week to all who celebrate! #and happy holidays to everyone as well! I hope the week treated you well!

[opportunity-strikes]

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You dart through the streets with other denizens of Corner Town. The early afternoon bustle had already waned with the promise of rain, but folks on last minute errands hurry for shelter as the downpour begins in earnest. Your feet carry you to the stoop of Cooper's Curios and Assorted Oddities. The tall glass windows of the shop glow with welcome and warmth, and a bell jingles a greeting as you hurriedly push the door open and scamper inside.

You give an audible sigh of relief at escaping the torrential downpour. You start to remove your cloak--which has conveniently parted again to allow you to use your arms-- to keep from dripping everywhere only to realize you're not very wet at all. You twist and turn to examine your shroud of foliage to find only a few drops of rain scattered among the nettles and leaves... and does it seem a little greener? You extend your new Primordial awareness to the garment and it feels... content? Sated? Weird. But at least you're dry.

Mental note... water the cloak every now and again.

Footsteps approach from the back of the shop. You look up, and between the rows of old wooden shelves, cabinets, display tables, and ancient, garishly upholstered furniture, you catch a glimpse of your old friend.

They step into the room with a well-practiced customer service spiel ready on their lips, but it evaporates the moment they see you, replaced by an enormous grin!

"Hey Coop," you say, a little out of breath.

#cyoa poll #cyoa #poll #adventure poll #adventure! #sara speaks #who is cooper! #have a great weekend everyone! and happy easter to those who celebrate!