#hammer girls

[atomic-raunch]

Twins of Evil

#twins of evil #pinup #vintage cheesecake #vintage smut #60’s pinup #vintage horror #classic horror #vintage sleaze #vintage schlock #hammer films #hammer horror #hammer girls

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)

#dracula a.d. 1972 #christopher lee #caroline munro #stephanie beacham #hammer girls #hammer horror #70s horror #hammer films #70s movies #count dracula #marsha a. hunt #janet key #alan gibson #seventies #1972

[vintage-old-hollywood]

Caroline Munro

#classic #vintage #iconic #classic hollywood #classic icon #icon #vintage hollywood #classic beauty #beautiful #caroline munro #hammer horror #hammer glamour #hammer girls #horror queen #1970s film #1970s #1970s fashion #1970s history #1970s movies #decade: 1970s #1970s horror #feminine beauty #natural beauty #beauty #glamorous #glamour

[dark-ethereal-visions]

If you can't name them, go away! :P

#horror #scream queens #hammer horror #hammer glamour #hammer girls #dracula #vampires #horror movies #women of horror

[cybergoth-damsel]

#hammer girls #lab grown media

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

After months of research and development and market testing and perfecting the first item I feel confident selling online, I have realized... that it is an incredibly niche item that only a specific subset of absolute nerds would want to buy, and I will have to do a ton of explaining the basic idea over and over again before people generally get what it is I'm even selling. RIP me

#this is like the time I spraypainted a bunch of screw heads gold #because I was putting up gold spraypainted shelf brackets and wanted these black screws to not stand out #and to make it easier I took a piece of thin cardboard and cut a series of Xes in it #then pushed the screws in a little bit and positioned it over the gap between boards on the back deck #and used my hammer to just plonk those screws into place so I could spraypaint them! #i felt so clever I posted a video of it #(gold spraypaint makes me feel giddy and childlike) #and everyone was like #“GIRL NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT DON'T TRY TO *HAMMER* YOUR *SCREWS* INTO A DECK!” #it took like. so much work to try to explain to people why this was a problem I wanted to solve #much less the mechanism by which i solved it #my brain is just. HIGHLY WEIRD SOMETIMES

[bluesnailsstuff]

the moment i saw her i knew i needed to draw her :] you made her look adorable honestly she looks so chipper

Role swapped Sally belongs to: @sketchquill

#i want to shake her violently and squash her with a hammer #welcome home #sally starlet #welcome home arg #welcome home sally #bluesnailsstuff #my art #i went full on anime girl with this one

[popping-your-culture]

More superb art from Bruce Timm, this time a lovely Hammer Horror piece for Dracula A.D. 1972.

#bruce timm #hammer horror #horror art #horror #art #comics art #goddess #legs and heels #legs for miles #smoke show #legs for days #good girl art #caroline munro #peter cushing #christopher lee #dracula ad 1972

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I’m going to give you ideas for creative projects beyond your skill level

#pov me trying to cosplay Karl Heisenberg while he is like 6'2 and ripped and I'm the scrawniest 5'2 girl you've ever fucking seen #also me trying to make his hammer out of EVA foam #which I've never worked with before #wish me luck everyone!!

[atomic-raunch]

Mary Collinson

#mary collinson #collinson twins #hammer girls #pinup #vintage cheesecake #50’s pinup #vintage smut #60’s pinup #vintage sleaze #mid century pinup #vintage horror #classic horror #twins of evil

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Julie Ege (1971)

#julie ege #70s actress #70s model #hammer films #hammer girls #70s fashion #70s movies #creatures the world forgot #seventies #1971

[vintage-old-hollywood]

Ingrid Pitt

#classic #vintage #iconic #classic hollywood #classic icon #icon #vintage hollywood #classic beauty #beautiful #ingrid pitt #hammer horror #hammer girls #horror queen #scream queens #1970s film #1970s #1970s fashion #1970s history #1970s movies #1970s horror #decade: 1970s #1970s aesthetic #natural beauty #beauty #gorgeous #glamorous #hammer glamour #glamour #timeless

[altcbk]

i hate the hammer

#cult of the lamb #cotl #the lamb #my art #this is for the girls and the gays that scream in agony when the hammer is your starting weapon #my only complaint of this game is if i had infinite money i would pay them to make more of it because i'm in love with it #that's not a complaint but #i'm not even DONE with it i just wish it was a 400 hour game #(i'm going to 100% it)

[animentality]

not to be a fucking boomer but

was watching a streamer who watched a video with like five seconds of "we will rock you" playing in it, and one of his subscribers said "one hit wonder."

and I was

I was

I was like... q... queen?

one... hit... wonder???

LIKE. not to be a fucking boomer.

because despite the joke in my bio... I admit, I'm fucking 26...

but... but like... QUEEN?

one hit???? just one????

hm. ok. make me a real fucking boomer today.

#im sorry im sorry im #i assumed #i thought even fucking infants knew queen songs #theyve written like #theyre like abba man #mostly bangers #am i such a fucking boomer #is queen obsolete or something now oh my gos #how fucking old am i #we will rock you isnt even like #their best #i cant even say my absolute favorite it changes #it used to be dont stop me now but its also somebody to love and another one bites the dust and bohemian rhapsody and under pressure #fat bottomed girls #i dont know man #hammer to fall #leave me be i guess im #rotting

[snivyartjpeg]

rain code au where yuma sets out to go get yakou some meat buns but accidentally pisses off a wizard instead and in that same day halara brings the saddest smallest most pitious sopping wet creature to ever have the misfortune of existing into the NDA because this microscopic organism approached them mewling pathetically and begging to be adopted bc it was born in a cardboard box all alone with no one to love it and also for some reason its fur is so so soft yet hypoallergenic and it's so pettable and easy to pick up in one hand and kiss on its little itty bitty eemeny meemeny forehead forever

#rain code #raincode #mdarc #master detectives archives #yuma kokohead #halara nightmare #yakou furio #i doodled this shit on my phone sorry #when yuma transforms back as a naked man in halara's arms it'll be sooo awkward #he'd be like 'uhhh... meow?' and halara would kill him with hammers for the embarrassment #fubuki clockford #sorry girl i forgor to tag u

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

student council text post memes as promised

#revolutionary girl utena #and yes half of these are touga/saionji ship memes. i hate them both but i love them together #i want them to make one another miserable and then every girl in the school gets to beat them to death with hammers #ot3 (touga/saionji/getting beat to death with hammers)