#gwen txt

[olruggioofthetorch]

Happy birthday, jerk

#gwen txt #vanitas no carte

[olruggioofthetorch]

FLINGING HIM

#gwen txt #witch hat atelier

[olruggioofthetorch]

If only Charlotte could write us a haiku about this walrus vs fairy thing I feel like it'd turn the tides on this argument

#Gwen txt #Death by dying

[olruggioofthetorch]

Fellas, is it gay to live in your (only) childhood best friends house and raise 4 children with him? Is it gay that your kind, selfless nature led you to specialize in warmth magic because your (only) childhood friend has such a deep-seated trauma about being cold and wet? Is it gay that you're so devoted to him that he can only assume that you'll forgive him for a horrible transgression that you know nothing about because you've already forgiven him about the other horrible transgressions? Fellas??

#Gwen txt #witch hat atelier #I love this fictional man I am sorry #gwen hat atelier

[olruggioofthetorch]

People will ask me "Gwen is it weird that I [x]" and I will think "oh how delightful that they are bringing this question to the weirdest and least inhibited person they could find"

#gwen txt

[olruggioofthetorch]

I refuse to read the Imperial Radch books in paper/ebook form because I refuse to learn how Annander Miette Knee High is spelled

#Imperial Radch #Ancillary Justice #Gwen txt

[olruggioofthetorch]

No real rules on this poll. Just pick who resonates.

#Gwen txt #This is just for fun

[olruggioofthetorch]

My dumbest WHA theory is that the reason you don't see any other Watchful Eyes in the series is that Olruggio is the only one. Lord Beldaruit made up the position so that someone would watch over his favorite one eyed nepo baby.

#Gwen txt #Gwen hat atelier

[olruggioofthetorch]

I told my wife that if they want to bring us home a husband he has to have a fat ass, braidable hair and a job.

#Gwen txt

[olruggioofthetorch]

Am I supposed to feel like I'm dying on Propranolol or am I actually dying

#gwen txt

[olruggioofthetorch]

Honestly? I respect the transparency.

#gwen txt #I have also written wingfic #I understand the appeal

[olruggioofthetorch]

Sometimes I read these posts about autism in dungeon meshi and I need to ask some of you if you think Japanese people can't be autistic or know about autism.

#Gwen txt #Idk why they all start with 'I think Ryōko Kui knows what autism is' #Girl yeah she has Google and also like. Look at dungeon meshi. She knows what autism is.

[olruggioofthetorch]

I can't believe that even though ART said it dumped all traces of Murderbot, it still essentially has a picture of Murderbot in it's wallet that it shows all it's friends. Fucking incredible.

#gwen txt #Read the Murderbot Diaries ooo you wanna read the Murderbot Diaries so bad

[olruggioofthetorch]

I was anxious at the doctor to the point where they made me sit alone in silence to lower my blood pressure

So what do I do but open up the Olruggio tag to calm down

But jfc it worked maybe I am Qifrey coded

#Gwen txt #Anyway they gave me beta blockers

[olruggioofthetorch]

My wife bought me a copy of Baking Yesterday (by B. Dylan "Old Recipe Twink" Hollis) and I'm such a fan of it so far. The recipe descriptions are delightful and all of the recipes themselves (even the awful ones) look just so doable.

#Gwen txt #Thank you Dylan ilu

[olruggioofthetorch]

I'm a lesbian. A dyke, even.

#gwen txt