#guys you meet at the medieval market (affectionate and derogatory at the same time somehow)

[dkettchen]

WHY DID THEY GIVE HIM A BIRD LMAO

I get it, he flies in the air like birb, I get it, but like- you can't make him a bird guy, his already-non-existent incel rizz can't fucking take a hit like that 😂

#the worst part is it's 100% believable that he *would* be the kinda guy to get way too into keeping a bird/birds given the opportunity #is the problem is it's fully within his character #(for context he doesn't have a real bird (so far 👀 I suppose it would be in the cards for a pirate) which is why this is a wild choice) #one piece #for the record: I have no beef w bird people #they're hecking cool and alt and if we didn't have cats growing up I might've been one of them #it's merely in line with the usual comedy of sanji trying to conform to the normie lifestyle so hard #and failing at it so miserably because of who he is as a person #guys you meet at the medieval market (affectionate and derogatory at the same time somehow) #at least make it like a chicken or smth that would be useful for cooking purposes #smth smth birds of prey harley quinn movie lesbianism joke