#guys omg im getting so many notifs every 2 seconds

[silliestballbreakerfourteen100]

I slept for 3 hour and had to color in 3 things, anyways dad Simon and Marcy!!

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[soft-deceitful-wiles]

Here We go: 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 14, 17, 19, 32, 41 and 63… you little horny tumblrerian

Omg im so sorry my sweetheart!

I put on a movie and fell asleep and tumblr didnt send the notification for this ask 😣

2. First time masturbating:

I actually was a late bloomer for this 😅😂 (don't know why, instead of starting my sexual experience with myself like many, I got started directly with full on sex... It was with someone well experienced so i guess i wasnt missing anything else🥴🤭)

In any case i dont really remember the age but it was LATE, and i REGRET IT IMMENSELY 😂

3. First sex toy:

LOL this one is good cause it was actually a joke gift at 15 or so by some (guy) friends (not them laughing at me, but WITH me, eh!)...

It was the WORST dildo ever (plastic, so rigid, no vibration... And quite small 🙄) but it was also the first one i got to use 😅

4. First kink tried:

wow you are making my memory work today 😝

I think it was a small roleplay that ended QUITE QUICKLY (the lack of restraint and commitment of the very inexperienced🤣)...

He dressed as a sexy professor and i was the typical student horny for teacher and looking for a better grade😋

Something like this😉🤫

9. Quickest way to get horny:

Can't fucking resist it 😳

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on:

Idk... I don't consider anything that turns me on weird 😋

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like recieving them?

To the first: sorry no, im shy for that. Also, believe me, its not something you'd like 😂

To the second... Maybe

17. Cut or uncut dicks:

Omg what a brutal way to say it LOL

I really couldnt care less... If he knows how to use it thats all that matters, right? 😏

19. Oldest person you'd sleep with:

That's difficult question to answer with just a number... Starting with the fact im 30 in 3 months (as a base😂), it would of course depend on the guy but i think around 35 or so

32. Whats your biggest kink:

Light bdsm, nothing too crazy😳

41. Do you have any extrange or extreme kinks?

No 😂 im a weirdo in everything else

63. Do you like/dislike cum?

I cannot lie... Sorry but i cant get into that, dont like it. For the right guy in the past ive done some concessions but not always... Sometimes i like to be the one in control😉

Thank you for all your questions, curious anon! I kinda miss when asks flew in every direction around here (not that ive ever been that popular😂)

I hope I've solved all your doubts 😁😝

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