#gucci gang lifesteal

[crowskullls]

More of these freaks in the world please

#lifesteal smp #lifesteal #pentar #jumperwho #baconnwaffles0 #princezam #mapicc #void ponies #lifesteal abyss #what tag do I even use for them #gucci gang lifesteal #btw don’t take any of these as weird or shipping. please #crowskulls posting

[pendelphine]

they out here with some drip. not all the drip, but definitely some!

#gucci gang lifesteal #man thats such a great tag #baconnwaffles0 #parrotx2 #mapicc #i think they should actually become more girl loser #fully dripped out and completely broke <3 #lifesteal smp #lifesteal

[sparkcentralis]

Pleaseееееее draw Parrot

Of course anon................ This bird

#the drawings tag #mcyt #parrotx2 #lifesteal smp #< bc gucci gang.... i might. um. change bacon's design #he looks silly i might change the cape #asks

[ibithesnail]

#gucci gang #lifesteal smp #baconnwaffles0 #mapicc #parrotx2 #ibi’s ramblings #this was funnier in my head

[meirosw]

hi guys

gucci gucci goo ! ! ! this little drawing helped me get out of art block kinda i have an absurd amount of wips to my name

i like minecraft youtuber parrotx2 a lot

rendering was a nightmare + i hate rendering

#parrot #parrotx2 #lifesteal fanart #lifesteal smp #lssmp #gucci gang

[ssseriema]

shoutouts sin sinoptics @princesszam for this fic post . loved it a lot . woe mapicc wing fanart be upon ye

#mapicc #parrotx2 #baconwaffles0 #lifesteal smp #lssmp #seri art #i love gucci gang theyre silly theyre so cool and caring in their own ways #and theyre also all dummies

[vitalazam]

Mapicc tries to ignore the ever increasing ache in his back, trying to distract himself by trading with villagers for spare gear sets. It’s a dull, but constant and pressing pain, and it’s making his damn head pound. Only after stumbling into a crafting table right in front of him does he decide the correct course of action is to curl up under his covers and wait until the pain subsides.

He’s not injured, he’s not bleeding, he was fine after his last respawn, so it’s not that either. It doesn’t really feel like he’s sick either, it’s just the pain that’s making him nauseous. Probably. God, is this what old people mean when they talk about back pain? He can’t be fucking old, he’s still a teenager.

At some point he registers Bacon return to the base; the other’s footsteps are familiar to him even through the fog in his head. Mapicc doesn’t move from his curled up spot. He could if he wanted to, he just – doesn’t want to. He stays there, until Bacon comes over to the bed.

“Are you just sulking, or is something actually wrong?” Bacon asks, not completely unkindly. Mapicc doesn’t sulk, so he doesn’t dignify the question with an answer. Bacon lifts up the covers instead, and Mapicc growls at him when the blinding light of the room hits his eyes and makes it feel like his brain is being stabbed. “Okay! Something is wrong. Got it.” He drops the covers, and Mapicc returns to blissful darkness. “Wanna talk about it?”

Mapicc doesn’t, really, but he’s not so pathetic that he’ll refuse to admit he could do with some help. “My back hurts.” He bites out eventually.

“Can I take a look at it?” Mapicc slowly decides to concede to the request, pushing himself, not without effort, deliberately pulling the blanket over his head to shade his eyes from the light. It has the bonus effect of meaning he doesn’t have to look Bacon in the eye. Bacon lifts the back of his shirt up gently, ignoring Mapicc’s hisses of pain. “There’s lumps here.” Bacon’s hand ghosts over Mapicc’s upper back and he nearly jumps up from the jolt of pain that goes through him. He also swears, colourfully.

Mapicc checked his back, when it first started to hurt, and had seen nothing in the mirror, no bruises, no scars, and definitely no lumps, so that wasn’t good news.

“Huh. I’ve never seen that before.” Bacon adds. “I might ask Parrot about it.” He pauses after that, as if to give Mapicc time to voice his complaints about the idea, but Mapicc just wants to not be in this pain anymore. If Parrot has any bright ideas, he’ll listen to that dumbass. “Here, a golden apple might help.” Mapicc takes the proffered fruit and sinks his teeth into the sickly sweet flesh. It does take the edge off, but his back still throbs, and the light still makes his head pound. He decides to lie back down, face down on the bed, head buried in the pillow.

“Turn the light off.” He mumbles into his pillowcase, but Bacon seems to understand the instruction. Mapicc is left alone then, other than Bacon leaving golden apples and water by his bedside. Bacon doesn’t leave the room, though, not for a while, at least. When he does, it’s only for a few moments, and he returns with Parrot. They don’t make him talk, thankfully. He would definitely try biting them if they poke at him too much right now.

God, he hates being like this.

As time passes, the constant ache slowly turns into a sharper and sharper pain. He munches on golden apples, but doesn’t want to get reliant on them, so waits as long as he can bear in between them. Neither Bacon nor Parrot are ones for fussing, and Mapicc is absolutely not one for being fussed over, but he silently appreciates their company. Bacon brings over the occasional cold, damp rag, which feel fucking incredible, Mapicc will happily admit that.

Eventually, the pain has to come to a climax. Mapicc doesn’t know how exactly he knows this is the end, some instinct maybe, but he’s sure of it when the time comes. He scrabbles at his shirt, pulling it away from his back as something under his skin pushes and pushes –

It’s over in a matter of seconds, the stabbing pain washing over him and ebbing away to a mere dull discomfort in moments. He looks in shock at the small, leathery red wings now decorating his back, right below his shoulder blades. He glances over to Bacon and Parrot, staring back at him with equal disbelief on their faces.

“I guess you’re gonna have to cut holes in your clothes now.” Bacon says after a moment of dead silence.

“You know you’re still not allowed to fly with those, right?” Parrot adds, ever the fucking hall monitor.

“Does it look like I can fly with these, dumbass?!”

#mapicc #baconnwaffles0 #parrotx2 #lifesteal smp #lssmp #gucci gang #lifestealtober2023 #classic wing fic be upon ye

[vanivanvanilla]

bacon and his guard dog (closeup + og drawing under cut)

never posted the og drawing bc i never finish it el oh el

also didnt feel like drawing their gg outfits , my bad ! ive had this idea for months though , thought of it when mapicc was sticking around gg base on guard while bacon was trading w someone lol

#baconnwaffles0 #mapicc #lifesteal smp #lssmp #loser duo #gucci gang #im sooooooo normal about guard dog mapicc guys hehehehehhehheheehhehhehehhehehhehehheh #he's so dog coded man it's crazy #i think abt that one trading scenario sooooo much although unfortunately the person bacon was trading with.... erm #he's not on the server n for good reason if u remember that whole thing #but still mapicc watching over bacon in case anyone tries smth funny while trading grahhhh #the losers r sososososososo special 2 me if u havent realized

[luksi27]

Gucci Gang intimidation tactics

#art #digital art #my art #mcyt #lifesteal smp #lifesteal fanart #lssmp #gucci gang #baconwaffles0 #mapicc #parrotx2

[hdusa]

that was my first time watching a lifesteal stream in like 6 months i dont know what is going on in season 5 at all . the red sky was kinda awesome. guns were scary. i hope u kill more people soon ^_^ will be trying 2 tune in more - @renchant

I can try to summarize the entire season in like 3 paragraphs it’s going to be so terrible and long I’m so sorry watch me do it here we go

So basically… lifesteal season 5 begins…. There’s a group called the PMC that consists of MinuteTech LeoWook and ClownPierce and since they’re all big strong men they beat up every other team on the server. Eventually the PrinceZam + Pangi pirate team group up with Gucci Gang (Bacon Parrot Mapicc) to beat them up because they’re really strong and scary. Eventually Clown stops logging on so they feel the need to form a new team called the Phantoms with Vitalasy Jumper and Reddoons and they go around jumping people by staying logged out and then all logging in at the same time after someone’s lured to a location. It got them a PrinceZam kill but they failed against Mapicc and Bacon. Tons of fights happen that are just PMC vs Gucci Gang + Me or LaLa Legion (Spoke Ash Ro Planet) vs Us or whatever. Eventually new members get added, Squiddo Pentar Jepex Wemmbu. There’s a gay wedding between Parrot and Ashswag. Squiddo kills the entire server at a birthday party. I made 200 backup maxed out armor sets. Midmystic makes Pangi and I an awesome pirate base and lastly a chunk of the server lowkey stop logging on.

Because of the void left by the players that are now gone (Parrot, Vitalasy kinda, Reddoons, Poafa, Woogie, Vort3x etc) Mapicc and I have no choice but to find a way to make things awesome again. We build a void trap at spawn and try to lure Minute and Planet over, successfully killing Planet (this is ok because he’s a 20 heart monster this season btw!!) Bacon joins us and decides we need two extra members so we invite Pentar and JumperWho as well. Together we formed a team called The Abyss, a group of players that want to revive the server by destroying it. By making ourselves the big bads of the server every time people logged on their goal was to kill us so that we’d stop making our void hole at spawn bigger. They tried other things like filling the hole with water and obsidian but those all got fixed relatively fast. One of the things they did was find my secret base and steal all 200 of my armor sets. This made me really mad so I destroyed the entire PMC base. After months of constant fighting over this big dumb hole to the void at spawn eventually we come up with an end goal. We were going to turn the entirety of spawn island into void. While working on this insanely large project we get jumped and after like 5 battles where Planet just keeps dying but his teammates live, he bans himself in the void hole. Before doing so he asks what our goal is so I told him activity, and he says “well in that case I guess in a way I’ve beat you”. This was like cold asf so we immediately switch gears deciding we need to make our plan way awesomer and cooler so we add a puzzle for them to solve!! It’s super long and if they couldn’t finish it in 7 days the entirety of spawn would be turned to void. Our team immediately got to work running big bedrock break machine and cleaning out layer after layer. However, as this is all happening Wemmbu Squiddo and 4CVIT reveal that they have a massive canon that will blow up literally EVERYTHING on the server unless we give them 50 hearts. They blows up 4Cs entire beautiful base to show they’re not joking around. Minute and his group are able to find the canon and break it saving the server but for a moment the entire server was united against Wemmbu and his team. The Abyss goal was completed before our final project even began which sucked, but we kept moving forward. To get people interested Minute (temporarily) added Rekrap2 Back To The Server!!!! He was here to help them finish the puzzle and after a week of us racing to void everything while they solve our puzzles, it was over and they had won. The 5 of us now had to jump into the void but that’s when JumperWho revealed she had been a mole the whole time. For 3 months of constant work on the void hole, she was betraying us. Relaying everything to Minute and his team. Filled with rage Mapicc decided to bomb her base but ended up with Clown Leo Minute Jumper and potentially more on him. I came to help but I wasn’t ready to fight Jumper, somebody I’d been allies with for 3 months. I managed to escape but I couldn’t believe it. Afterwards Pentar also left our team leaving just Mapicc Bacon and I.

The next paragraph is basically everything that’s happened since so basically the last month or so. To fix the lack of order on the server players could now run for God! Mapicc, Minute, Squiddo and 4CVIT/Reddoons decided to run. Simultaneously Branzy was now working on a carnival which was really cool! During one of the games I rigged it so that Jumper would die which was silly revenge but then for serious revenge me and Mapicc tried jumping her. Unfortunately she got Minute to save her leading to us losing badly. Afterwards the presidential god stuff starts taking priority and to campaign we ask a bunch of people to vote for us. In the end we came 2nd place, and Pentar as well as Pangi voted against Mapicc. Pentar made sense since he never said he would vote Mapicc, but Pangi had quite literally betrayed all of our trusts by voting for Squiddo. Also Minute came dead last despite helping everyone on the server regear and also saving them from void and the canon which is hilarious. The winners were 4C and Reddoons who instead of actually running themselves chose to give their presidency to CaptainSparklez! It takes him a while to join and during that time period to fill the lack of things going on Mapicc and I start an all out war against Jumper. It started with a silly spar against MinuteTech that ended up turning into a 2v2 against Jumper as well. We got them to run the first time around but the 2nd time we just lost badly. The next day Jumper said she’d deliver stone from Vitalasys old base to Midmystic so we hid in Vitalasys base all day long. It was taking a while so I changed my discord pfp and name to match Mids and got her to log on 😭😭. Once she showed up we killed her. Minute logged on and she ended up coming back but we escaped with me on the brink of death. Because of this they were angry angry at us but we didn’t care we wanted to make them more mad. We started base hunting and found Minutes somewhat old base for the anti abyss people. While searching the base Minute showed up so Mapicc got there and we 2v1d him. During the fight we spawned a wither in the base bombing the area and revealing a third of the 200 armor sets I had stolen from me during the void arc!!! Eventually Jumper showed up so we decided to run away taking our win. But after this we had another fight where they jumped us at my base and we ended up losing after an extremely long and hard fought battle. Before this I forgot to mention but Bacon Mapicc and I brainstormed a team name as well as an end goal, SPOILERS NO LIFESTEAL MEMEBRS READ BEYOND THIS!!!!

STOP IT! DO NOT READ AHEAD LIFESTEAL MEMBERS!!!

Essentially we wanted to reset the server to how it was on day one, breaking apart every team and then resetting every area back to how it looked on day one. With this goal in mind I realized we’d need to actually be able to kill people so I needed to get past being on 9 hearts. 4C/Red made hearts literally uncraftable so I had to kill. This segment is really cool there’s a 10 or 20 minute clip of everything that happens and if I tried to explain it I wouldn’t do it any justice but I’m sure somebody will link it below. Anyway after the awesome clip moment I’m evil now so I try to kill Pangi. I lead him to our old day one base and get him to help me repair it but he is wayyy too sus of me. I eventually muster up the courage to block off the bases exits and ask him over and over why he voted Squiddo, as this was supposed to be revenge for that. However, MinuteTech logs on and arrives at the base leading to them 2v1ing me but I end up escaping. We scream at each other before I leave to set up a new base. Later that night Pentar calls with Mapicc and I to join our team. Thanks to him I’m basically able to fully regear myself after losing almost everything to all the fights we had with Minute and Jumper. I end up on 12 hearts by this point and I think that’s most the shenanigans wrapped up, all that’s left is the captain sparklez stuff which this specific asker has already seen I think. For anyone else I personally believe this should be vod watched!! Up to you of course but I’m sure someone else on here would be willing to summarize that specific event sometime.

I spent an hour writing this on my phone before bed and I can’t believe it took this long. I thought it’d be shorter. Sorry!

#hello it is me princezam #sorry for making this so damn long #I didn’t know I was evil #this was so unprompted too Lmaoo #My mistake! #actual ask hijacking

[getwoold]

lifesteal smp team names are the dumbest shit in the world i love it. what the fuck is lala legion. why is your team called gucci gang. fucking No Pants PP. the POG. poggies nation. these guys are so silly

#lifesteal smp

[crowskullls]

Wow Pentar did you just eat the forever weed brownie?????

#honestly I don’t know why I made this #I drew this with a mouse at like 3 am #pentar #baconnwaffles0 #like how do I even tag this?? #lifesteal smp #peentar #forever weed brownie save me #I’m too scared to post this on twitter dot com. #because they’d definitely see it #lifesteal #lifesteal season 5 #gucci gang lifesteal #crowskulls art

[ivorycello]

new fic!

It was quiet in the Gucci Gang base for Bacon. Maybe too quiet?

#mcyt #lifesteal smp #baconnwaffles0 #mapicc

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Last ask b4 i sleep but do you know of a list of whos on lifesteal ? Also do you know any previous groups/teams of people? I wanna know b4 i draw ¤]

I do indeed!!! Bear with me because this is gonna get a Bit long but the members list:

Ashswag

Baconnwaffles0

BranzyCraft

ClownPierce

ItzSubz_ (NOTE: left early this season)

Jepexx

JumperWho

Leow0ok

Mapicc

McClutch (NOTE: left this season after an argument with Zam)

Midmysticx

MinuteTech

MrCube6

Pangi

ParrotX2

Pentar

Planetlord

Poafa

PrinceZam

Reddoons

Rekrap (NOTE: left after season four)

Roshambogames

Spepticle

SpokeIsHere

Squiddo

TheTerrain

Vitalasy

Vort3xDragon

Wemmbu

Woogiex

Yeah_Jaron

4CVIT

Season four teams:

Team Awesome/Leviathan: Mapicc & Ro (primarily), Zam (formerly), Parrot, Vortex, Spoke (occasionally)

The No Pants People Party: Spoke (primarily), Parrot, Clown, Rek

Three Heart Trio: Bacon, Planet, Jaron (Zam for a short time - they called themselves solar union when he was there)

Eclipse Federation: Vitalasy, Subz (and Zam, for a time)

The Shades: Redd, Pangi, Woogie, Mid, Vortex

Authorized Personnel Only (APO): Leowook (founder), Pangi, Woogie, Parrot, Subz, Zam, Bacon, Planet (members)

Wormhole Project (secret team): Spoke, Subz, Vitalasy, Ash (brought on Clown, Zam, and Mapicc to fight for them bear the end)

And then I’m slightly less sure about season five but:

Gucci Gang: Mapicc, Bacon, Parrot, Pentar

Lala Legion: Spoke, Planet, Ro, Ash, Squiddo (?)

Camelot: Jumper, Redd, Woogie, Subz (before leaving)

Kids in the Corner: Branzy, Mid, Jaron, 4c, Cube

Privatized Murder Corporation (PMC): Clown, Leo, Minute

Pirate Empire: Pangi, Zam

I also know a handful of teams from other seasons (primarily s3) but because I wasn’t in the fandom during that time my memory is a whole lot spottier around them 😔 if you’re looking that far back the wiki might be better than my memory

#INFODUMP WINS AGAIN!!!!!!! #I actually have the list copy pasted in my notes app so grabbing it was a breeze #and then the teams are just memory :] I love those idiots so much I think my heart is permanently left in s4 #long post #asks

[zylian]

My brains 1st s5 day thoughts:

Half mesa, half plains :0

Sleep deprived Subz oh no

Spoke not having teammates omg (yay planet)

Mapicc & bacon awkwardly waiting to fight Vitalasy & jumper

Yikes it’s not a good day for Vitalasy

Omg Clown & Leo!?!?!?!?!!!

Clown has good ideas I approve yes yes

I’m supposed to be a designated Clown & Roshambo apologist, I totally forgot

Roshambo being Ashswags crony yippee

Planet bloodlust oh

Speptical the funniest kill and run lmao

No end fight :0 (technically)

Mapicc jumping from the corner at Zam O

Warden warden warden ! ! !

Spawn market money castle wall?

Lala legion! KFC! Pirate Empire! Gucci gang!

Shambles, just everyone in shambles

Subz getting abandoned by his team again whoops

Kills based on team affiliation SUCK

If lala legion goes crazy will other mini teams alliance too

YIKES still not a good day for Vitalasy

Lifesteal day 1 loser is either Vitalasy or Spepticle

Subz paranoia has peaked bro can’t keep his eyes open

“Mape up” so true Mapicc

Nice Planet lord is dead I’m so sad

Netherite blocks ooooooo

Clown, Leo, Minute team so cool and scary and fun

Planet being skeptical of Spoke always and forever

So many povs need break

#zy live thoughts #zy summary #zy summary is not liable for inaccuracies ^^

[crowskullls]

Who else loves the weird ass Gucci Gang dynamics

#they hate each other #best team ever! #lifesteal #lifesteal smp #gucci gang lifesteal #Pentar #peentar #mapicc #baconnwaffles0 #I really want to do more of these goofy meme drawings #the first one is really just a direct reference to how Pentar joined GG #and eventually the Void Ponies #like why does he get bullied so much #it’s really funny #Mapic and Bacon will NOT let him catch a break #crowskulls art