#grovebean

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

mischief fandom. for science.

answer with whatever is closest to your feelings. also this is just for a bit of fun and no feelings should be hurt because of this poll. cheers 👍

(also if y’all want to include your takes in the tags, pls go ahead)

#i’m very curious about this #bc i know there’s more christrev shippers than grovebean shippers #but like. where’s everyone sitting. #mischief theatre #mischief comedy #cornley drama society #cornley polytechnic drama society #the goes wrong show #the goes wrong universe #chris bean #trevor watson #robert grove #christrev #grovebean #anyway since i said that you can put your thoughts in the tags #i might as well put mine #i ship both but i ship grovebean a little bit more #just because i feel like they’re a bit more interesting. i enjoy the drama a bit more. christrev can become a little boring to me. #but both are honestly great ships

[minionwater]

not old man yaoi or regular yaoi but a secret third thing (shitty community theatre yaoi)

closeups I liked :3

#you all do Not want to know how long this fucking took. it is so so hard to draw henry shields #if you follow my main you’ll know I kept accidentally drawing david tennant instead for like 3 hours #still not THAT happy with how this turned out but hey. if that isn’t the spirit of cpds then what is #this is. incedentally. Not My Best Work #sanders art tag #shitpost art #the play that goes wrong #fuck me is their ship name beangrove or grovebean. I’ll tag both #beangrove #grovebean #chrisrobert???????? <- this one is so boring yall #chris bean (director) #robert grove

[my-random-shit-blog]

Made a Grovebean compilation because I am always aggressively smashing their faces together in mind.

Anyways, please enjoy, I spent way too long plundering the depths of Cornley content and maxing out the storage on my phone 💀

#they are my otp #grovebean #the goes wrong show #mischief theatre #the cornley drama society #robert grove #chris bean #cornley polytechnic drama society #the play that goes wrong #peter pan goes wrong #a christmas carol goes wrong #Youtube

[nerdymariamania]

You know that saying like "oh if those two fucked, they'd get better!" I believe if Chris and Robert did, they'd get worst.

#chris bean/robert grove #grovebeans #chris bean #robert grove #mischief comedy #mischief theatre #cornley drama society

[imaginepostingonmain]

i wanna submit more blorbos to polls but :( i know they'd just get obliterated lmaooo

#i mean im clearly the only voter who understands factioring the Actual Title Of The Poll In Question Into My Vote <- STILL bitter #sorry. sorry ill shut up abt that bosch poll now. yeah. yeah and the other one. yeah. sorry. #this post was brought to you by grovebean once again being one of the most divorced ships its possible to have #theyre like. genuinely up there in the most divorced ships its possible to exist #nuts abt em. <- part of some specific-ass fandoms #hey its future toby. wrong blog lol. whoops.

[my-random-shit-blog]

Queer Cornley headcanons are making their rounds in the discord again (/pos) so here's mine in depth!

Annie

Pronouns: she/they

Orientation & gender identity: Sapphic nonbinary

- I feel like Annie identifies with being a woman but not strictly a woman. Sometimes their gender feels less binary or sometimes they just feel like they don't have one. It fluctuates for her. As for her sexuality, she just loves women. The reason I don't see her as a lesbian though is because I feel like she can be attracted to men, but it's more of a shallow, purely physical, attraction.

Sandra

Pronouns: she/her

Orientation & gender identity: Bisexual, cis woman

Not much to say about this one, it's just obvious and that's okay lmaoo

Jonathon

Pronouns: he/him

Orientation & gender identity: unlabeled, cis man

Everyone assumes Jonathan is the only cishet in Cornley, and he understands why. He's straight passing and most of his relationships and sexual endeavors have been with women, but he's not not attracted to other genders. He's just kind of into anybody who's into him and prefers not to tie himself to a specific label. Since it wasn't something he explicitly ever made known, the rest of Cornley found out about it when they went to a party together and him and another man were making out in the kitchen and half of the group walked in on it.

Chris

Pronouns: he/him

Orientation & gender identity: bisexual, cis man

Chris struggled a lot with his sexuality in his youth but when he went to uni, he slowly started to become okay with his bi-ness and let himself explore. Nowadays he's very casual and comfortable about his orientation.

Robert

Pronouns: he/him

Orientation & gender identity: a fucking gay mess, cis man

Robert is mlm, he's felt attraction for men for as long as he can remember. He knows this, but it's a big point of discomfort for him due to experiences in his childhood. He's fine with anybody else being queer but when it comes to himself, he's got major internalized homophobia. It does not help that the long-term subject of his attraction is one Chris Bean. He hates the complicated way he feels about Chris. He equally wants to punch Chris in the face as much as he wants to kiss him within an inch of his life. There is a part of him that is genuinely attracted to women, but only in specific circumstances. One of the main reasons Denise left him is because she figured this out, he never really loved her like that. He loved her in other ways though, but the reason that her leaving him affects him so much, is because she was a protective blanket and a comfortable lie. With her out of the picture, the parts of him he was desperately trying to repress are more persistent.

Max

Pronouns: he/him/any

Orientation & gender identity: pansexual, cis(ish) man

Max just loves people, but mostly his sexuality is; Sandra. He's just so madly in love with her. Though, I do think they would have a more open relationship, in terms of physically anyways. Max and Sandra are each other's #1's but they are alright with the other kissing, having hook ups, or other things, with other people; they also will include others in their ~spicy times~

Vanessa

Pronouns: she/her

Orientation & gender identity: lesbian, cis woman

I also don't really have much to add to this, but to me she'd be the epitome of a Useless Lesbian™️ (/aff) Vanessa is madly pining for Annie and vise versa.

"I just think that women." - Vanessa at least once a day

Trevor

Pronouns: he/him

Orientation & gender identity: queer, binary trans man

As a certified trans man*, Trevor is a fucking trans man lmaoo. Just like, look at him. For his orientation, I was torn between gay and queer but ultimately decided on the latter cuz I can just see him working in a lot of different dynamics

Dennis

Pronouns: he/him

Orientation & gender identity: panromantic asexual, cis man

Personally, I just can't see Dennis as allosexual, but romantically, I think he'd be open to all genders

#the goes wrong show #annie twilloil #sandra wilkinson #jonathan harris #chris bean #robert grove #max bennett #vanessa wilcock wynn carroway #trevor watson #dennis tyde #the cornley drama society #tcpds #grovebean #mischief theatre #cornley polytechnic drama society

[my-random-shit-blog]

This is so stupid, I'm not sorry

#the play that goes wrong #play that goes wrong #play goes wrong #mischief theatre #robert grove #chris bean #grovebean #the cornley drama society #cornley drama society #cornley polytechnic drama society #Youtube

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

i was thinking about how grovebean and jazzalil are literally the same ship, and now i am creating both a firebringer au for cornley and a cornley au for firebringer.

#cornley as dumbass cavepeople >>>> #firebringer as dumbass theatre kids >>>> #like don’t try to tell me that it’s not perfect. it’s literally perfect.

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

Sorry for writing a dissertation in the notes of your ChrisTrev-GroveBean poll hdkshsks none of those words are in the bible

asdgjklkjfwka that’s okay, this is the right website for it.

#i enjoyed reading it btw! #thanks for the ask! #nerdymariamania

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

not a massive fan of maroon 5 but one more night is a grovebean song. btw. if you even care.

#k bye