#gravitg yalls

[thatonegayship]

looking at your cowboy bill hogtie dipper is doing things to me how are you so good

You and me both, anon. You and me both 😔✊

Ok, so I actually started this AU because I love the idea of Stan being, like, the sheriff, and Dipper's kind of at that stage of wanting to follow in his footsteps, so when big bad bill comes into town looking for trouble- and Stan tells him specifically to lay low (Bill's got a reputation for killing, among. Other things)- Dipper just straight up ignores it and goes after the guy, which doesn't work, but it gets Bill's attention. He'd only meant to blow through town, but now there's a particularly hot twink in tassels trailing him at all times, and how could anyone pass that up? It turns into one of those love from a distance stories, where Bill's in town obviously, and Dipper's trying to figure out how to catch him, but on his off days maybe Bill catches him sitting under an apple tree, or at the other end of a shindig, or even leaning against the screen door of his front porch, and he kind of signals Dipper like "you, me, watering hole, 15 minutes." And Dipper acts like he's not gonna go at all, then like he's only going because it'll get him closer to the guy, then like he's not straddling Bill's lap for the fourth time that week (it's Tuesday, for reference).

And maybe late at night Bill shows up at Dipper's windowsill with one of those old guitars and he plays a lil tune just to be cheeky, because he knows he's charming the hell out of the kid, and there's still a button unbuttoned from earlier, or maybe it's buttoned into the wrong hole, and Dipper tells him to high tale it before he gets his gear on and puts the guy away for good, but he doesn't mean it at all the way he meant it three months ago because hhhhhhhhhhhh maybe I'm a sucker for western romances

Or alternatively building off what tswwwit put in their tags about Bill tying Dipper up and throwing him over the saddle of his horse before riding away into the sunset 😳 well there are many benefits to being kidnapped aren't there?

Maybe not a Bonnie and Clyde situation, but Dipper's a little more lax than the next guy, let's put it like that. He probably kicks Bill damn hard in the shin for kidnapping him, but the damage is done (no it's not, Dipper just really, really liked being hogtied, that hasn't changed one bit)

I have very little to add on this actually, it came to be already perfect

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