#goodbusdriver

[gimmickblog-taxonomist]

Has someone suggested the bus drivers (BDU) yet? Like @goodbusdriver or @averagebusdriver. (There is a LOT out there though)

this blog is exposing me to some interesting communities. who knew people roleplayed public transit? the wonders of tumblr. to the cataloging list it goes.

#ask

[shittybusdriver]

IMPOSTOR

I HAVE BEEN VERY CLEAR ABOUT THAT FROM THE BEGINNING

#is this the first time that a tumblr blog has been taken over by its blog-nemesis? #is that really such a foreign concept to you people? #kira killed L megamind killed metroman and goodbusdriver killed shittybusdriver #these things happen #but anyway ive been Shitty’s nemesis since like their 5th post #if anyone deserves this blog it’s me

[goodbusdriver]

take the r out of grayhound. what do you have now? something to thingk about………………..

#ORIGINAL JOKE BY GOODBUSDRIVER #TM TM TM

[exit-path]

(submitted by @emarezi)

#submissions #emarezi #wow would you look at that #this submission is a couple weeks old #this was going to be a joke about shittybusdriver #but now it’s sad because the original shittybusdriver deactivated #after they left someone claimed the url #and that person was ‘goodbusdriver’ and they’re keeping the blog alive #because they’re sad they lost the yin to their yang #shittybusdriver wherever you are I wish you the best of luck #and hope you don’t die in a bus accident <3 #submission

[justthebus]

@goodbusdriver because I finally have the technology to say this, I'm out for blood. your blood, to be specific

#buspost #no specific reason i just dont like you apparently

[goodbusinc]

“Well, well, well.” The clicking of expensive shoes echoes down the vast aisle of the bus, as a man wearing a nice black suit, a pair of thick-rimmed green glasses, and an obnoxious smile descends on our heroes like a bird of prey.

He pauses, briefly, to tap the side of his glasses, which respond by projecting a bubble of green energy over the group in front of him, immobilizing them all instantly.

From the other direction comes the thunderous clunk of Bustodian armor, and the remaining buses are herded into the CEO’s immobilizing field. The Bustodians—hundreds upon hundreds of them—then march their way to surround the field on all sides, and start slowly circling about it like wolves around a wounded deer.

“Hm… we’re still missing the loud ones.”

He waves his hand, and the wall of prison cells shifts, rearranging itself horizontally until 2 bus cells, containing the now bruised and battered FunkyBusDriver and ClownBusDriver, come fully into view.

“This is truly impressive. Really. I haven’t seen so many new bus-cryptids together in one place for… well, millennia.”

The man’s smirk grows even wider as he saunters over to the ShittyBus and runs his hands along its side. “Once we dissect these beasts, the technology we gain will utterly solidify our monopoly on the bus-market. You did very good in orchestrating all this, GoodBusDriver#614232. And, after your old bus is disassembled, you’ll get a shiny new one along with the promotion you were promised.”

#GoodBusInc #busprisonbreak #finale time baaaaaby

[pinksthetics]

so the bus roleplay started as a very simple thing. a gimmick blog-shittybusdriver-spawned a few others-verylostbusdriver, goodbusdriver, mediocre, average, neutral, justthebus, buspassenger, etc. etc.

then shitty's blog deactivated.

and it was a FREE FOR ALL.

everyone made accounts. a discord server was made. there was SO MUCH LORE because the majority of us are teenagers and it started around April/May 2021, and RIGHT before summer break hit things really got going.

there was a prison break, someone was nuked, there were evil lesbians, everyone was fighting back against goodbusinc which was a bus company dedicated to capturing "bus cryptids" (unregulated bus drivers that usually were not human)

it's died down a bit. some of our bigger lore players quit or went on hiatus now that summer is over.

but pretty much everything i tag with bus rp related to an event or character in it.

gkfhdhdjdkdhdjsks thank u for sharing thats amazing. shit like this is why i dont ever wanna leave tumblr u cant find it anywhere else

[lemon-3ds]

every day i think about gayhound goodbusdriver post

#I miss the old bdu #an individual known as lemon does the act of expressing her feelings with words

[averagebusdriver]

does shitty being gone make the average bus alignment tend towards Lawful Evil (goodbusdriver) instead of the typical Chaotic Neutral (leaning Good, except for the fatalities) that they strongly embodied? is that why you're mean now? :(

No. I'm just tired of being hit by a bus. I never do get hurt, nor do my passengers, but the cost for repairs is getting very expensive.

#passengers #bus lore #anonymous

[shittybusdriver]

Who are you and what happened to the other shittybusdriver? I started following them like a week ago and then i noticed they vanished

Allow me to introduce myself… I am GOODBUSDRIVER, a subordinate of GoodBus, Inc.

ShittyBusDriver and I go wayyy back—I’ve been around nearly since the beginning, serving as the yin to their yang. They were my nemesis—until two days ago, that is—when out of the blue they deactivated! No one knows how or why…

But regardless; I am (hopefully temporarily) the owner of this blog, and the driver of this bus. I’ve been trying to get things under control, but haven’t had much luck so far… I’m sure I’ll figure it out, though. If I succeed, this bus will become just another of the everyday, normal buses under the ever-beneficent authority of GoodBus, Inc. Wish me luck!

#goodbusdriver has taken over #you guys should head on over to the goodbusdriver blog if you want even the slightest whiff of context for ANY of this #tho I will warn you we just wrapped up some pretty heavy rp over there #so you may just become even more confused

[goodbusdriver]

you're not goodbusdriver,,.. you're morallygreybusdriver,..

ethical philosophizing not allowed on the bus *punts you into oblivion*

#listen #good is subjective; so are bus drivers #the shittybus comes for us all sooner or later #will you perish in the street like a dog? #or will you make a stand? #haha yeah anyway my bus is red not grey

[shittybusdriver]

There’s these guys, they look like a swat team, but without any sign of being part of a police department or anything, just three arrows pointing into a circle. Anyways their asking people questions and stuff and it’s getting annoying, could you find a way to kick them off?

ah shit, these guys again… Shitty left instructions for what to do when they show up… something about ‘Temporally Displacing them out of Prime Verity?’ This really isn’t my area of expertise… @neutralbusdriver, you got anything?

#goodbusdriver has taken over #okay but in all seriousness if someone makes an SCP article about the ShittyBus I’d be DELIGHTED #I’ll write it myself if this post gets to a hundred notes

[shittybusdriver]

aaAAaAah oh god no—okay passengers! as it turns out I have not put out the fire entirely, it’s just spread to the second deck of the bus… upon further investigation, the stairwell of this bus just keeps on going up? There may be infinite decks above this one—I had to stop investigating because on deck #6 I was attacked by these giant, insectoid, hell-hound, gorilla… things. please REMAIN CALM, and just remember that everything is under control

#goodbusdriver making some changes around here

[shittybusdriver]

…if I kick out the body hiders, more drug deals will take place…

…but if I kick out the drug dealers, it’ll be easier for the body hiders to hide more bodies…

BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT EACH OTHER! YOU’RE LUCKY I’M NOT KICKING EITHER OF YOU OFF HERE AND NOW!

#goodbusdriver making some changes around here

[shittybusdriver]

i have put out the ongoing fire and removed the movie projector from the windshield. i am currently deconstructing the slide attached to the front of the bus and removing the helicopter landing pad. please Stay Tuned for further announcements

- goodbusdriver

#goodbusdriver making some changes around here

[shittybusdriver]

well, well, well… look who finally got their mitts on the deed to ye old shittybus…

#good evening passengers this is GOODBUSDRIVER speaking… looks like we’re about to take an unexpected detour… #BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED BUS ROUTE THAT IS!!!!!! #MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA….. #BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!… #…….. #*turns on turn signal* *carefully makes a U-turn* #this isn’t quite as dramatic as I’d hoped it would be