averagebusdriver

[averagebusdriver]

last post before i go into the acres again. did you know theres a bus rulebook all buses have to abide by, with only 35 rules? the 34th rule is the most surprising. search up 'bus rule 34' to learn m

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[averagebusdriver]

No way

[averagebusdriver]

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

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[averagebusdriver]

Shout out to the fruitverse, busblr, snomblr, tbcu, OSHAverse, shower thinkers, potatoblr, restaurantverse, completionist, painters, counters, is-this/is-your-post, your-fave, wizardblr, government agencies, and ALL GIMMICK BLOGS

have fun. Role play. Make lore. Don’t let haters get you down. We may be “cringe”, but at least we know how to have fun

#BUS PEOPLE MENTIONED!!!!! #Thank you =] #not bus driver stuff

[averagebusdriver]

[ID: an image of an outstretched hand with a poorly photoshopped lemon placed in it. End ID]

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

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[averagebusdriver]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

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[averagebusdriver]

Coward.

Has someone suggested the bus drivers (BDU) yet? Like @goodbusdriver or @averagebusdriver. (There is a LOT out there though)

this blog is exposing me to some interesting communities. who knew people roleplayed public transit? the wonders of tumblr. to the cataloging list it goes.

#/j I don't blame you honestly LMAO #But I'm glad you actually considered us! #You have a list of us though? 👁️👁️ please do share. /nf #mod talk #not bus driver stuff

[averagebusdriver]

do you take credit?

Yes, however I only accept it through purchasing a bus ticket at "https://goodbus.inc/tansit/fares/gbr5212021". But I can accept bribes with cash.

#That's just for my route‚ though. If you want to buy tickets for another route‚ just find out their number and replace the bit after “gbr”. #It's relatively easy to figure out what the number is‚ since all bus drivers' route numbers‚ bus numbers‚ and driver numbers are the same. #And those can be found on the sleeve of our uniforms and the side of our bus near the front. #passengers #anon #(ooc: I hate that you made me look up how bus fares work. ....And the fact that I should know how bus fares work.) #(ooc: and before anyone asks: no that is not a real site. It doesn't go anywhere.) #(ooc: Sorry that this took so long to answer by the way.)

[averagebusdriver]

meow

......Meow?

#No idea why you guys are meowing at me‚ but it would be rude to not meow back. #passengers #anon

[averagebusdriver]

[Sigh] Alright, fine. What did you want? (And any idea how to get me out of this mess?) - @averagebusdriver

"I'll keep this simple- I really don't have long. GBI will burn. The only question is, will you be the one striking the match, or the one going down with the ship?" holy shit girl i forgot you just fucking talk like that

[averagebusdriver]

That'll do. Sure, why not. I'll help you out. Like I have a choice, anyways.

[Sigh] Alright, fine. What did you want? (And any idea how to get me out of this mess?) - @averagebusdriver

"I'll keep this simple- I really don't have long. GBI will burn. The only question is, will you be the one striking the match, or the one going down with the ship?" holy shit girl i forgot you just fucking talk like that

[averagebusdriver]

English, please. Do you think I have the energy to figure out what the hell you're talking about?

[Sigh] Alright, fine. What did you want? (And any idea how to get me out of this mess?) - @averagebusdriver

"I'll keep this simple- I really don't have long. GBI will burn. The only question is, will you be the one striking the match, or the one going down with the ship?" holy shit girl i forgot you just fucking talk like that

[averagebusdriver]

beep!

This u?

[averagebusdriver]

God. This really shouldn't be a hard decision. Dammit.

#It's been bugging me all day‚ man. #You know‚ you would think that rebelling against the evil megacorporation you work for would be easy. #....Now that I think about it‚ GBI really is sort of evil‚ isn't it? I mean‚ we don't even have dental. they don't allow unions. #Their definition of ''firing'' is often literal. #Why am I only noticing this now? #hm.............................

[averagebusdriver]

Uh... Thanks. I'll consider it.

[yawn] Wow, that sure felt like a long week off. Though, it's good to be back. How have you all been doing?

#This is fine /ref #Let's just hope the higher-ups forgot about it. #I'm not panicking you are #hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...................................

[averagebusdriver]

Oh. That's what I forgot. :|

[yawn] Wow, that sure felt like a long week off. Though, it's good to be back. How have you all been doing?

#Uh. Listen‚ if I don't get fired‚ I'll drop the whole thing. Ok? #[Nervous laughter] #Let's just hope they don't notice. #Or the robot beat me......... #I'm kinda fucked aren't I? #Ah..............