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[AKNK] Butler in Wonderland / Chapter 6 - Storm of Revolution(?)

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Ammon: ".....and, so.

Bastien, as a punishment for your secret snacking… You're gonna 'pat the king on the back' for one month…! What do you think, defendant? If you have any objections, feel free to–"

Bastien: "Okay. I plead guilty. For the next three months... I will pat the king on the back."

Ammon: "Huh? The sentence somehow got increased, though... Well, that's okay. Now that Bastien's trial is over… Next up is Lord (name)'s trial…"

Muu: "No! There is one more person I have to judge! Mr. Boschi! Next one is you, please go to the defendant podium. You have your own crimes to answer for!"

Boschi: "Hey, hey… you're still continuing this? Good grief. It can't be helped, huh. Well, get it done quick."

Boschi took the defendant podium this time, replacing Bastien. Compared to Boschi who looks irritated, Muu, who is sitting in the judge's chair, looks as happy as ever.

Muu: "Mr. Boschi! I'd like to explain your crime... You are always taking over my favorite napping spot!"

Boschi: "Huh? Such things are first come first serve. If you have a problem with that, you come first."

Muu: "Ugh... I thought so, but no matter how early I came... you always sleep there before me! And, you skip work!"

Boschi: "...Resting is part of the job."

Muu: "Ughhh… are you still refusing to admit your crime? Normally, I would have just backed down, but… today, I am the king! Mr. Boschi will be punished for his crime of dozing off!"

Boschi: "Sigh… Hey Ammon, do something."

Ammon: "Wha? I dunno what you're talking about... I'm in the 'prosecutor's seat', I can't be asked to defend you. Besides... I think Mr. Boschi should fix your dozing habit, too~"

Boschi: "Tch…Can't be helped. Then, people in the 'defender's seat', Mr. Miyaji and Flure. Handle the rest."

Flure: "What! Th, that's right... What should we do? Prof. Miyaji…"

Miyaji: "Hmm… Boschi's crime of dozing off, huh… I'm sorry. There's no way to defend you."

Boschi: "Oh, come on. That couldn't be right..."

Muu: "Looks like the guilty verdict is in! So, Mr. Boschi will be punished.... You'll have to 'treat me to some delicious meat'!"

Ammon: "I think that's a fair punishment, King ♪"

Boschi: "Sigh… Alright, alright. You got me this time. …Just remember this, you guys."

Muu: "Fufu. On top of getting some pats, I'm going to get some meat as well. Power is amazing!"

> (Sounds like he's having fun...)

Miyaji: "King. Now that the two have been tried... is it time to move on to the next trial?"

Muu: "Oh, that's right. Ms. (Name), please stand on the defendant podium! Err… What was your crime again, Ms. (Name)?"

Ammon: "Getting into the property of the King of Spades without permission."

Muu: "Oh yes, yes, that was it! Well then, Ms. (Name). What is your excuse?"

> "I'm not sure about my 'excuse'…"

Muu: "Hmmm... So nothing in particular… Now, defense side! Do you have any questions for Ms. (Name)?"

Miyaji: "I think there may have been a reason why they entered the premises... We should not make a decision on the sentence without hearing it first."

Flure: "That's right! Let's start by asking why they came here. For what reason did you come to the domain of the King of Spades, Lord (name)?"

> "Looking for the diamond." > "Looking for a way home."

Flure: "Hm, hm I see... You need the diamond in order to return to your original world, right?"

Muu: "I see, I see... I didn't know there was such a circumstance… That's even more inexcusable, to return to your original world without the king's permission…"

> "Eh..."

Muu: "That said... I am a very kind king. I will give you special permission to return to your world! However… with one condition! 'From now on, you must stroke my chin every day.'..."

> "Um…"

Ammon: "Uh… King? Can I have a word? Such a condition wasn't in the script, though…"

Muu: "Yes! Because I just thought of that. If you don't accept this condition... I won't return you to your original world! Fufufu. The king's orders are absolute ♪"

Boschi: "...Goodness gracious. He's completely blinded by greed."

Ammon: "Power changes people-.... no I mean, it changes cats too…"

Flure: "Um... So, what do we do now? I don't care even if I'm against another butler...., I can't allow him to be so selfish towards the Lord…"

Miyaji: "Hmm... Since ancient times, there has only been one way to stop a king... Revolution, it is."

Bastien: "A coup d'état, indeed."

Ammon: "Imma drag you down the throne ♪"

Muu: "Hu-huh? What's going on…? Why are you all coming towards me? Uwaaah! H-he-help me please~!"

Thus, the King of Spades… who had reached the height of tyranny, was surrounded by the card soldiers… and got mercilessly punished with 'Tickle Torture'.

Muu: "Ahyahya! I'm sorryy~!"

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maybe-your-left · 3 years

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Professor Ren x Professor Reader

If you didn’t read it... here is part one!

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Your classes went by smoothly after that. No one else seemed to connect your Benji to Professor Ren. Which was a relief, you made a mental note to ask Rey to keep it on the down low. That way he wouldn’t be embarrassed if students knew that he likes his hair braided before bed so his hair is wavy in the mornings...

“Hello love,” Ren knocked on the wall, he was leaning against the doorframe. Staring at you with his deep auburn eyes. “May I come in?”

You rolled your eyes, “Of course, Professor.”

“Hm,” he smiled, shutting the door behind him. Pacing towards you with his hands shoved in his pockets, bending forward so he could kiss you.

“You have paint on your nose darling.”

“Oh,” you wiped your face with your sleeve, staining the fabric with pthalo blue, “I’m sorry, you ready to get some food?”

“No.”

You stared at him confused, Ren set his briefcase down on your desk. Spinning back to you and cupping your face in his hands, “You look so cute when you have paint all over yourself.” He kissed you softly, “It reminds me of when we made love on that large canvas, covered in paint.”

You blushed at the memory, somehow you convinced him to help you with a piece. Spreading out a mat of stretched canvas on your floor, baring yourself to him and smearing some color across your arms. Ren followed suit, the two of your rolling around on the floor. Limbs imprinting to the canvas, your naked flesh a mosaic of color. Stained with your sweat, tears and cum.

“Is that what you’d rather do? Instead of go to lunch?”

“I think so.”

You smiled softly, bringing your hands to his hair and yanking him down. Lips crashing together, both of you moaning once you were connected. Rens hands quickly running under your clothes, hiking your dress over your hips. Cupping your ass in one of his hands, rolling the soft flesh as he growled.

“I can’t believe you’ve been telling everyone about me.”

You nodded against his face, yelling when he smacked your ass. Ren nuzzled into your neck, lapping at your skin. Sucking purple bruises along the line of your collarbone towards your shoulder.

He pulled away for a moment, “Get on your knees baby.”

You sunk down, grateful for the various rugs around your desk. Unzipping his pants as quickly as you could, his erect cock smacking you in the face. You fisted the base, working up and down the length before wrapping your lips around him. Moaning into the kiss, “That’s right, that’s my good girl.”

Ren threaded his hands into your bun, loosening some strands so he could get a grip on your head. Canting his hips into your mouth, gagging you on the tip of his cock. Your jaw clicked open so he could thrust harder. You sputtered and gagged on him, one of your hands moving to grip his sack.

“Fuck,” he seethed when you touched them. Rolling them in time with his thrusts, meeting him so he could hear the delicious choking from your throat.

Ren lasted a few more minutes before pulling out, a deep whine falling from your throat as he left but he yanked you from the floor. Throwing you over the desk, hiking your skirts over your hips once more.

He yanked your panties down, “Such a sweet cunt.” You heard him fall to his knees behind you, hands spreading you open. His strong tongue licking up your slit a few times before plunging into your core. Both of you moaned as the feeling, your pussy clenching around the intrusion. Ren slurped up your juices as you grew wetter, bouncing back into his face with every thrust of his tongue.

“Oh please Ben!”

He landed a firm smack on your right cheek, “No, it’s Professer Ren now, since you can’t keep your mouth shut. The whole department is going to know whose fucking you.”

“Professor Ren...” you mumbled, arching off the desk so you could push your hips towards him more. Ren hummed at you, “Such an eager art slut,” you heard him stand, grinding his cock between your cheeks before positioning at your entrance. “I’m sure your husband loves it when you scream.”

“Ughhh,” you whined, pushing back as he thrust into you. Skewering yourself on his cock, “Fuck yes Professor, fuck me Ren.”

“Such a good girl,” a hand clasped around the column of your throat, cutting off any noises you were spilling. Ren fucked into you, hitting your cervix every time he sunk inside you, “So good Professor, you have such a tight cunt.”

“Jus-just for y-you!”

“You gonna cum for me? On my cock?”

“Yesss-Prof-f-fessor Ren!”

“That’s right,” Ren groaned, pumping into you one, two, three more times before you both were cumming. “Fucking fill you up with my cum, make all the students see what a slut you are. Letting it drip down your thighs.”

You sighed when he pulled out, a string of your collective cum popping out of you. You clenched, whining at the emptiness of your cunt. Ren rubbed a palm into your slit, “So juicy, what am I going to do with you?”

“Love me?” you chuckled, bending your head back and pursing your lips to the air.

Ren pulled your panties up, wiping the spill as he moved. Leaning over your form to smear it over your glossy lips, “I do love you.”

“I love you too Ben.”

The two of you cleaned up together, hands clasped as you walked to the door. You unlocked it, yelping when Ren pinched your ass as it opened.

“Stop it Ben!”

“Professor (Y/N)?”

Both of you whipped towards one of your students, shaking in their boots as they stared at the two of you. “Um, I’m sorry to interrupt... but I was supposed to meet with you to make up an exam, I-I knocked but...”

You turned beet red, “I’m sorry, I didn’t-hear you.”

“Yeah, I noticed,” she croaked, eyes flashing behind to your husband, “Hello again Professor Ren.”

“A pleasure, Miss Johnson.”

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purplesurveys · 4 years

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Have you ever lied to a person of authority? What did you say? I’ve lied to a teacher once or twice, but not anything more severe. Doesn’t matter if it’s a person of authority or not; I just hate lying. What’s your favourite type of pie, either sweet or savoury? I love chicken pot pie lol < Oh gosh yeah dude. Savory pies are the shit. I find that most sweet pies have fruit in them and given that I hate fruits, this is an easy choice for me. Do you have a Netflix subscription? Yeah, we have a family plan that my dad pays for. Have you ever parked in a disabled parking space even if you aren’t disabled? Nope. That sounds awful. How long does it usually take you to get ready in the morning? Depends on how late I’m running. If I started preparing early I can give myself up to an hour but if I’m late as it is, I can take 10 minutes to shower, get dressed, prepare my lunch, and get in the car.

What colour is your favourite shirt? My favorite top at the moment is a multi-colored striped spaghetti strap. If I remember, some of the stripes are white, maroon, olive green, dark blue, etc. When was the last time you saw a photo of yourself? Today. I took a dumb selfie for Angela. Does your laptop ever overheat? It doesn’t overheat but the fan tends to get louder when I do video calls on it, so I never do them on my laptop. Are you wearing a dress today? I am not. I’m up on the rooftop and it’s pretty cold tonight, so I have a large hoodie on, and also a hoodie wrapped around my legs so that I don’t get bitten by mosquitoes. Do you use your phone during class or at work? I use my phone in classes where the profs aren’t as strict. OMG I miss going to class :( How many times a day do you check Facebook? Countless. It’s where everyone hangs out to communicate, or do work, or share announcements, or post memes, so I’m almost always there. Do you hate it when people on airplanes recline the seat in front? No one’s ever done that to me before so I wouldn’t know if it would bother me. Are you the type of person to press a button just because? I would only get the urge if I knew it doesn’t work anymore or if it’s unplugged. I wouldn’t press a button that I know would do something. Would you ever volunteer in the case of a natural disaster? Yeah, but tbh I’m more likely to volunteer for orgs that help out stray animals affected by the disaster, like for PAWS. I know for sure I would have volunteered for them after the Taal eruption, but I couldn’t because our house itself was affected by the ashfall. Do you check your emails daily? NO. I’m definitely not checking them during the lockdown because I want my break to stay a break. Are you inside or outside at the moment? I’m technically ~inside the house but I’m in an outdoors part of it. Why did you last have to see a doctor? I needed to have my left eye checked because it’s been acting up for a while. Have you ever been pulled aside for a random bag search at an airport? Nope. Are you happy with how much you weigh? Sure. I’ve never really paid close attention to my weight and I’ve always been just passively content with it. What’s your favourite flavour of Jell-O? Ughhh I hate any kind of jelly, I find the texture disgusting. I dunno if we have Jell-O here but we have local brands of jelly that I’ve never thought of trying. Do you pick your nose? C’mon, be honest. Yep, but only if I’m by myself or with my girlfriend. What was the last thing you bought from a supermarket? It’s been months, but if I remember correctly it was ice cream that my mom had been craving, and she asked me to buy it because I went out that day. Do you know anyone who is highly allergic to anything? Yeah, Tina is allergic to seafood and Kate is allergic to seafood, chicken, and eggs. When was the last time you had a nap? Just this late afternoon. I fell asleep at 4:30 and woke up for dinner, so I’ll probs be up really late again tonight. Are you hot, cold, or just right at the moment? I was cold earlier but I put a hoodie on so now I’m feeling just right. Do you have a Spotify Premium membership? If not, do you want one? I technically don’t, but Gabie has one and she let me log into her account a long time ago. What’s your boss’ name? I don’t have one. Back in my internship days – again, because this is really my only ~job experience so far lol – the boss’ name was Dessa, but I was under a supervisor named Therese. Have you ever eaten caviar? Yup. Are you a nervous type of person? Yeah, I generally am. Do/did you collect anything currently or in the past? I used to collect receipts from my dates with Gab, but I’ve completely stopped doing that. I keep telling myself on these surveys that I’m gonna start collecting again and it just never happened, so now all there is to say is that I entirely stopped lol. Other than that, I don’t collect anything else. On average, how much money do you usually put into savings every week? Depends on how much is left over by Friday; I don’t have a set amount. The left over from my allowance can be anywhere from P100 to P1,000. Do you prefer sweet or savoury foods? Savoryyyyy. Do you have any games on your computer? Which ones? No, not on my computer. What are your three favourite fruits? I hate fruits. Have you ever received a speeding fine? Nope, I don’t even think that’s grounds for being fined here. I’ve seen people drive like maniacs on highways, and yet they’d get pulled over because they illegally changed lanes or did an illegal u-turn. When was the last time you shaved any part of your body? This evening. Have you ever had a cramp in an odd place? Mmm no, I’ve only gotten cramps where it’s common, like my legs and neck. Would you ever go overseas for cheap medical treatment? No. It doesn’t make sense to me – the airline ticket would bump up how much I would need to spend anyway. The only times I see the sense in traveling abroad for medical reasons would be if the treatment/surgery/medicine/facility is only available in a certain country, or if the best doctor in a certain field is in a different country. How many hours did you sleep last night? 8, I think. Are you good at writing stories? I’ve never been good at writing stories. I liked reading them as a kid, but I never succeeded in writing my own. What have you eaten today? I had eggplant stuffed with meat, fried egg, and fried rice for brunch and Mang Inasal takeout for dinner. Do you watch House of Cards? Nope. I want to try watching it but I feel like it’s too dialogue-y for me. Plus Kevin Spacey is there for like 5 out of 6 seasons I think, which would really ruin the viewing experience lmao. Did anything exciting or interesting happen to you today? Nah not really, much like the last three weeks of the lockdown. What’s your favourite type of fish to eat? Raw tuna. Who else is in the building you’re in right now? My family and dog.

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