#god these mobs are so baddddd i need themmmmm

[sneeplerbeepler]

me personally if i was minecraft steve i'd be piping down villager/witch/illager baddies all day

#night too. they'd be too busy getting piped down to notice the hostile mobs outside. we'd be safe due to the door in our beautiful house #where we're married with two lovely children and one soon to be conceived 😏. I would absolutely settle down with one particular woman #she would have a spark in her eyes that would tell me that she was more than just a one night stand. she was a life partner. a wife. #god these mobs are so baddddd i need themmmmm #especially the witch btw #and the vindicator #i need both those girls on my nonexistent dick TONIGHT #minecraft #steve #illager #villager #witch #mc #mcyt