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cryptidanathema · 2 months

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jasper

Why I like them: He turned out to be a much more complicated character than he seemed to be on the surface. It took me until his literal last scene in the game to realize this but damn if that scene didn't paint all of his actions in a new light. Like yeah he's still a bastard but you saw WHY he became the way he did. How easily it all could have been avoided. How he and Hendrik deserved the chance to move past the lies that poisoned their relationship without him having to be a ghost living in his armor. It hurt in a weird way. He became my first true character hyperfixation and honestly opened my mind to engaging with fiction in a whole new way. No one deserves to be painted in the Crying Lucifer Painting pose more than him lol

Why I don’t: I will forever have a chip in my shoulder that he didn't get a redemption arc, sorrynotsorry. Even Party Chat tries to desperately downplay the significance of the armor scene if you check it on the now-memorial balcony. On a lighter note the fact I missed 99.9% of the Piers fandom is entirely his fault because I was too busy hyperfixating on him lol. Also, the classism. The classism is bad, mkay? :P

Favorite line: His melodramatic evil speech in the throne room where he lists love first as something he's given up on is hard to beat. Also his final line in the game being "we will never be apart again'...yeah 🥲😭

Favorite outfit: The evil queen ensemble. It's so...very. Exactly the sort of thing a raging disaster gay that designs his own outfits (according to the character book) that's devoted himself to eeevil would wear.

OTP: He literally only makes sense as a character if you assume he was extremely, painfully gay for Hendrik and sublimating it in a WEIRD way. And Hendrik certainly showed enough signs of feeling the same way (the way he clutches his necklace to his chest after his death in the first timeline...) Mordegon and Heliodor's toxic monarchy just got in the way...

Brotp: Jade was apparently just as close to him as she was to Hendrik but the game NEVER EXPLORES THIS AT ALL. Also I think he and Sylvando could have been absolute terrors together lol. And I've always liked the headcanons where he and Mia bond over their shared pain and rage at their (perceived) abandonment.

Head Canon: Quite a few, so I'll just share one that he wrote the MOST emo poetry as a pining teen, something he will never admit to on pain of death as an adult. I'll also bring up the fact he's successfully taken over the world but still paying for cake as proof he's not as happy as he thought he'd be and eating his feelings about it in Act 2 lol

Unpopular opinion: No one reads deeply enough into him, everyone takes the bullshit he tells himself at face value even when he directly contradicts himself *eyetwitch* I often suspected I was literally the only person right about him lol. Also, the Gay Armor Marriage was incredibly touching, but not enough. He shouldn't have died at all. Also while I've read Jasper/Sylvando fic and enjoyed it before I don't really ship him or Hendrik with Sylv myself which kinda feels like a minority take in this fandom

A wish: At this point I can only hope he gets the Psaro treatment where his death is avoided entirely when the game is rereleased in like 25 years

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I honestly don't want Square to revisit him, they treated him so harshly compared to other villains of the same caliber that pretty much got away with everything so yeah, just leave the angry wet cat man alone guys...

5 words to best describe them: Poor little meow meow supreme 💛

My nickname for them: Bastard son, the Purple Titty Monster (for Unbound obviously)

#Yep still abnormal about him #Ask game #Jasper dqxi #dragon quest xi #dqxi #dragon quest #shipping #HenJasp

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thelazyhermits · 2 years

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so i saw your updated post about your encanto au n i just wanna SCREAM BC I JUS HAD THESE SAD ANGSTY HCS ABOUT FORTUNE N MIDORIYA- like after their house is destroyed, izuku pulls a mirabel n leaves for a bit which triggers shouta n hitoshi of when fortune left 😭 then fORTUNE trying to get used to being around ppl n eating hearty meals again which leads to the reveal of where she was for the past 10 yrs UGHH THE PAIN FOR SHOUTA N HITOSHI MY GOD-

Ugh the angst is seriously real in this AU. These poor characters 😭

I'm honestly torn between Izuku running off like Mirabel or him getting stopped by Fortune who, after escaping the collapsing house, immediately runs back inside when she sees Izuku is still in there and she shields him with her body when it all comes tumbling down. Thankfully, the house is able to provide enough covering to keep them from suffering serious injuries, but they're basically trapped under some rubble until their relatives pull them out

During that time, Fortune scolds Izuku for being reckless and tells him that his life is worth way more than a stupid candle. She would much rather have him than the magic. Cue very emotional moment for Izuku who finally hears the words he's been needing to hear for the last ten years.

But if Izuku were to run off, you can bet Fortune would be running after him with Shouta & Hitoshi hot on their heels lol

In regards to Shouta & Hitoshi first encountering Fortune after those ten years, I actually like the idea of twisting the Encanto plot a little bit by having those two be the ones who stumble upon Izuku with the vision rather than have it be one of Izuku's parents.

After scolding the hell out of Izuku for going into Fortune's tower by himself, they put the vision together and eventually come to the realization that Fortune left to protect Izuku.

Izuku naturally feels guilty about this, but Shouta & Hitoshi both tell him it's everyone else's fault for always assuming the worst of Fortune. If everyone wasn't so hard on her, she wouldn't have felt pressured to leave to protect him.

After that, dinner happens, and it turns out a disaster thanks to Eri's animal friends who get a hold of the vision shards. So the plot moves forward like the movie in that regard.

Izuku meets Fortune and tries to convince her to reveal herself to the family cause he knows how much Shouta & Hitoshi miss/love her, but Fortune's scared to do it while the magic is failing since she knows everyone would immediately put the blame on her if she were to show up while everything is going to hell.

Realizing she's right, Izuku comes up with the idea of them working together to save the magic. If they were to do that, there's no way anyone could talk badly about her anymore, and she finally agrees cause she trusts him and really wants to be with her family again.

After that, Eri appears to offer her room which is where Fortune has her vision which, much to her and Izuku's surprise, shows her hugging her brothers and Izuku & Katsuki shaking hands while smiling.

Both of them panic because Fortune doesn't understand why she's in the vision, considering Izuku is supposed to save the magic not her, and Izuku is panicking cause this means he has to somehow make Katsuki smile at him which he thinks is impossible lol

I like the idea of Shouta & Hitoshi showing up around this time because they've been looking for Izuku all this time, and they figured Eri's room would be the best hiding place for him.

So this is when they have their big reunion with Fortune who was wholly unprepared lol

The reason I like the idea of them reuniting here is cause then I could include the angst of the guys panicking when the house goes down cause at that moment Fortune was supposed to be hiding inside the house away from the entrance where the rest of the family, sans Izuku, escapes thanks to the house moving them to safety.

Cue very emotional moment when Shouta & Hitoshi find her alive and realize they haven't lost her for a second time 😭

#TABF encanto AU #sorry I didn't mean to write so much #this AU just does things to me lol #and I just get so excited talking about it with you #but you are so right about things being angsty #for fortune's recovery period #cause she is not used to being around people #or getting to eat a lot of food #like she's able to cook for herself at night when everyone is still asleep #but she only makes the bare minimum #since she feels guilty if she takes too much food #plus she doesn't wanna make anyone suspicious #by taking too much food

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shewhohangsoutincemeteries · 2 years

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Okay I’m back with more with ep 3

So the first fight is as fun as I remember but Like had Clint been trying to get to the office with his weapons in it the whole time or was he just maki by it up as he went along, no way he could have gotten the lay of the building so easily unless he really is just that good ahah

The 72 Challenger agh

Clint hot wiring a car 🙃

The entire car chase sequence being set to a heavy version of the sugar plum fairy i swear that just makes it funnier

Clint putting the most dangerous arrows in his goddamn pocket like my man please

I really wanna see the conversation between Clint and Scott (and or Hank or Hope) where he is asking for the Pym particles, seriously how did that go and what stupid ass ideas did Scott come up with

The phone convo with Nate makes me wanna cry it’s just so precious and heartbreaking, he’s trying so hard to not to worry his kid and the heartbreak when Nate says it’s ok if he can’t come home, “I’m so happy to hear your voice” is just 😭😭😭 I CANT

The bros cleaning out the warehouse and taking the stuffed toys I didn’t even notice that the first time omg

“The hot guy” / his name is Kazi - like I know it’s not exactly hard to intuit who Kate is talking about but I like to imagine Clint also sees how attractive he is too 😂 chaotic bisexuals only here

It’s just so easy to watch this show and I’m so happy it is standing up the second time around too, god I wish I could just buy this on dvd then I’d watch it all the time. That’s a side note but I really do hate how streamed tv shows don’t get dvd releases like what happens when the internet goes down huh???

that first fight? clint literally saw the ball pit and was like "that's the goal. I don't know how I'm gonna get in there, but it's gonna be really funny when I do" and he fucking went with it.

(in all seriousness, I'm guessing he saw them take his gear in there and figured it would be easier to draw them away from the main room so he wouldn't get cut off from the office so easily? that would be my best guess idk lol)

deaf clint is so goddamn chaotic and i love that they finally brought this into the mcu

both hawkeyes causing active destruction to christmas icons and then shouting apologies, i love them so much omg

OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT'S WHERE HE WAS PUTTING THEM MY CHAOTIC, DUMBASS BABY I LOVE HIM 😂😂

Personal headcanon but I feel like Clint and Scott might have kept in contact over the years they were under house arrest? Like, there's not a whole bunch to do locked away at home, and Scott would be a big enough fanboy to ask for Clint's number or email once the deals go through so they can go home. I feel like they're buddies, trading movie recs and ideas on what to do with the kids.

THAT PHONE CALL STILL DESTROYS ME JEREMY AND HAILEE PUT SO MUCH INTO IT WITH JUST THEIR EXPRESSIONS AND UGHHHHHHH...

nat/clint/kate/yelena = big queer disaster family and i miss them all so much. 😭

#these are the highlight of my day is2g #asks #nicola tag #startrekkingaroundasgard

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pradadoie · 3 years

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alex!!! what's up darling, how's uni going so far?

my first sem is already coming to an end now, thank God 🙄🙄 and I would be having my finals in three weeks 😭😭 nothing much has happened since then skskks but I'll be moving from my home to my uni hostel next year hehe 😁

How about you? How's England so far? I missed you lmao, I logged back in tumblr yesterday and was wondering why I was forgetting something - and then I realised we haven't chatted on slander for so long 😭😭😭😭😭😭 had a good laugh scrolling through our asks hehe

anyways, love you bubs! take care and eat well!! mwah!!!!!

IEEEEEEE

So far so good, feeling less homesick now that i have friends and alcohol as company lols also i started to cook by myself!! my pastas so far have been a disaster tho

good luck for your finals!!!! rmb to balance your work life and fun at the same time ok. don’t stress yourself too much. also omg a hostel?? do those aesthetic room deco things bae

also jeffrey still hasn’t paid his child support so

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