#god i hope that tag is okay the autofill options for beta are horrifying

[inaconstantstateofchange]

alright so i am having Thoughts™️ about that prompt that's like "dare you to publish something insanely kinky and depraved by Thursday so Americans can have something to read while distracting themselves from the horrors of their extended family" and

i have a WIP oneshot that is sitting at about 5k and around halfway finished. it is without a doubt the horniest thing i have ever written, and i would absolutely love a second pair of eyes on it, so if any of the following sounds intriguing to you and you'd be interested in giving it a beta, please feel so free to hit me up.

(in case it is relevant: there are very few spoilers for anything major in-game at the moment.)

Pairing: Astarion/Dark Urge/Halsin

Summary: After the encounter with the drow twins at the Caress, Astarion is looking for a do-over in a more supportive environment. As his own relationship with Halsin toes the line of shifting into something more, he gives the druid a chance to prove himself, by helping restrain Astarion's partner, the dragonborn Kelis, for Astarion to explore entirely on his own terms.

Tags: #magic used (in)appropriately, #restraint, #edging, #nonhuman physiology/genitalia, #i.e. dragonborn are Weird and i (and astarion) have a lot of fun exploring that

#my writing #my fic #the wip title for this one is 'hold person' #beta wanted #god i hope that tag is okay the autofill options for beta are horrifying #bg3 #bg3 fic #bg3 fanfic #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 fic #astarion #bg3 astarion #halsin #bg3 halsin #dark urge #the dark urge #dragonborn #astarion/durge #astarion/dark urge #halsin/astarion #ursa minor #halstarion #astarion x halsin #astarion x dark urge #astarion x durge #durge x astarion #durgestarion