#gnf is chaotic neutral

[duck-era-lexi]

i feel dream’s frustration in trying to explain things to people like he’s so dedicated to the craft

#mcc liveblog #mcc pride #dream is lawful evil #sapnap is chaotic evil #fruit berries is chaotic good #techno is lawful neutral #illumina is lawful good #gnf is chaotic neutral

[cirnodoeshit]

[mcyt what ifs/chaotic! F! {y.n} /what if you were apart of the dream smp? who would be your friend? who would be your s/o? who would be your enemy? what faction would you be apart of?]

this will work on a 0 - 100 scale

includes my favorites (sorry)

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m.list

dream

summary: he is just an acquaintance, do not trust dream.

friendship: 50.1/100

why? hes an overall 50/50, one day hes rude the next hes asking for something. just a friends with benefits relationship.

attraction: 67.6/100

why? he sorta finds you attractive, though hes johnlocked into dnf

sapnap

summary: he is your lover, trust him.

friendship: 100/100

why? i headcanon hes a blaze, you both hit it off before you got together.

attraction: 1000/100

why? may i just say your dating a blaze? just like how in some techno fics when {y.n} and techno go to nether they get courted i feel like blazes would do that too :)

georgenotfound

summary: he is NOT YOUR FRIEND. NEVER trust him.

friendship: -1/100

why? you likely burnt his house down, twice with tommy.

attraction: 0/100

why? this is self explanatory.

itsalyssa

summary: shes your best friend. trust her.

friendship: 100/100

why? you and her hit it off pretty well when you met in the nether, she was the one to whitelist you into the dream smp!

attraction: 5.9/100

why? she likes you, but its real small crush. she knows your with sapnap, karl, and quackity and she respects that

callahan

summary: often quiet, but your best friend. trust him.

friendship: 95.1/100

why? he met you through alyssa, he doesnt trust others often so your pretty lucky :)pun

attraction: 0/100

like alyssa, he respects that your in a polygamous relationship. though he has no attraction towards you.

eret

summary: stranger. do not trust them.

friendship: 12.9/100

why? like i said in the summary, you talk to him occasionally, but not enough, your practically friends with benefits but strangers.

attraction: 0/100

why? you can guess why.

punz

summary: he is just an acquaintance, do not trust punz.

friendship: 20/100

why? you met him when he was burning down a town as a mercenary luke seemed pretty chill so you exchanged business cards

attraction: 1.2/100

hmh he doesnt really like you, crush is near nonexistant.

badboyhalo

summary: he doesnt know you exist

skeppy

summary: he doesnt know you exist, heard a bit from his son, sapnap.

hannahxxrose

summary: she is a great friend, trust her.

friendship: 89.9/100

why? you helped her when she was bleached of her colors. and you both tend to flowers, a lot

attraction: 0/100

why? she just doesnt like you in that way.

sam/awsamdude

summary: he is just an acquaintance, do not trust sam.

friendship: 50.3/100

why? you met him because of hannah, you worked on the exterior of the prison.

attraction: 13/100

why? he just has a slight crush.

wilbur/vilbur/ghostbur

summary: you dont know what to think of him anymore, mixed feelings.

glatt/schlatt

summary: you dont know what to think of him.

philza

summary: an old friend of yours. trust him.

friendship: 85.8/100

why? it would have been a 97.9/100 but after he and techno destroyed l'manberg you distanced yourself for a bit which hurt your friendship

attraction: 0/100

why? he knows your dating (you know who) therefore he suppresses his affection towards you

technoblade

summary: another old friend. trust him

friendship: 76.1/100

why? same reason as philza but it would have been a 89.9/100.

attraction: 25/100

why? he likes you. easy peasy.

ranboo

summary: he is just an acquaintance, do not trust ranboo.

friendship: 21/100

why? you met him through philza. although you did hit it off the friendship didn't escalate much

attraction: hes a minor. do i need to explain this?

tommy

summary: your literal best fucking friend. trust him.

friendship: 100/100

why? you sided with him during the l'manberg vs dream smp war, you supplied them swords, potions, scrolls, all of that shit.

you also burnt gnf's house with him.

attraction: need i say more? hes a minor.

tubbo

summary: hes your best friend's friend. yes your gonna trust him.

friendship: 79.3/100

why? it was originally 99.8/100 but he lost your trust even more after exiling tommy

attraction: ✨fucking✨minor✨you✨bitch✨

quackity

summary: your lover, need i say more?

friendship: yes/100

bruh you and him make such a chaotic team, like you'd be dropping tnt while he flies around

attraction:10100010/100

he loves you more then karl or sap, usually vents to you about how they started a kingdom without either of you (stupid george getting in the way..)

karl

your lover, DO I NEED TO SAY MORE??!?!?!?

friendship: YES/100

you join him on adventures when hes timetravelling, surprisingly, you end up in the inbetween with him.

attracttion: 100/100

opposites attract.

your faction: neutral, you have too many friends in lots of factions so you remain neutral.

alignment: chaotic evil/chaotic neutral

its the end (woo!)

also thought id just mention i wont take requests because ive seen writers getting bombarded with requests once its open so uhh

sorry???

#dreamwastaken x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #itsalyssa #callahan #punz x reader #bbh x reader #skeppy x reader #hannahxxrose #awsamdude x reader #wilbur x reader #vilbur x reader #ghostbur x reader #glatt x reader #schlatt x reader #technoblade x reader #ranboo x reader #tubbo x reader #tommy x reader #ph1lza x reader #quackity x reader #karl x reader #too many tags #[🌊] mcyt x reader #[🌊] dream smp x reader #[🌊] eggle puts too many tags :')