Twins! Twins!! What little crimes did they commit!!!! (might have been vehicular manslaughter! Might have been an accident! Might not have been! Who knows!)
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Breaking the Dollhouse/Final Family AU
@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @high-functioning-fang1rl
*Rachel and Nica working together to try and homeschool the kids whilst they're in D.C. (The triplets are bored)*
Nica: Can any of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?
Glenda: Judy Blume?
Junior: Hitler?
Nica: F.Scott Fitzgerald.
Glen: Who's that?
Nica: The author.
Junior: Well, why are you saying 'Fuck him'?
Nica: What?
Glenda: You just said 'Eff Scott Fitzgerald'. What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
Glen: Yeah.
Rachel: No, that's his first name.
Junior: His name's 'Fuck Scott Fitzgerald'?
Rachel: What? No!
Glen: Well, then, what does the F stand for?
Rachel: Francis!
Glenda: No. It's gotta be Fuck.
Glen: It must be Fuck.
Junior: It has to be Fuck.
Nica: Why the hell would it be Fuck?
Glenda: 'Cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?
Junior: Yeah. He's hiding something. It's Fuck.
Glen: Read between the lines, guys.
Nica: *trying not to laugh* That's completely insane.
Rachel: You guys are idiots.
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Two words: The Triplets. XD
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2cr4xKAKFa/?igsh=ZXQzYnlibTAzd3ps
This is absolutely the kind of shenanigans the triplets will get into when they're out exploring. XD
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