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hyphypmic · 5 years

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The Dirty Dawg: Build-A-Bear

Dedicated to @straynoel ! Thank you for the lovely suggestion. Sorry it came so late! School is always gonna be a bitch you know?

Samatoki

Regrets ever agreeing to going on this date, but then when he sees your face light up at the aspect of going to a Build-a-Bear workshop, he suddenly has no regrets, though he has to look like he doesn’t want to be there because he’s a toughie like that

Picking the stuffed animal: believe it or not, he get’s kind of involved. The kind of really annoying involved

“Idiot. Don’t get that one, the seam looks loose.”

“Those eyes are too creepy.”

“Why would you choose a bunny at a build-a-bear workshop.”

“Don’t get white, it’s going to get dirty.”

You don’t get annoyed though, even if some people are wondering why a Yakuza boss is in such a place, you find it cute that he’s trying to act all tough when in reality he’s kind of invested

Ultimately, you end up choosing the classic teddy bear, just because Samatoki said that it’s cute and that its the entire point of going to build a bear is to make a bear

For choosing clothes: this part takes even longer than the bear choosing part because Samatoki looks like he’s actually shopping and doesn’t let you get the pink sparkly ones because… I mean… he won’t be caught dead buying that for you

You decide though that he gets no say in it and you choose a white polo and black pants and rubber shoes

And a leather jacket

He realises it’s his clothes after like, fifteen minutes

You say that it’s because you want to be with Samatoki AKA Mr Ha Ko on The Microphone even if he’s not there with you

Samatoki really tries hard not to blush and is just calling you dumb repeatedly

For Accessories

You get a microphone. Enough said. You almost get the sunglasses but Mr Ha Ko said no even if he looked like he was thinking about it. Maybe next time.

For choosing the Sounds:

Nope. -Samatoki

Though you get the burping sound so it’s funny, much to his chagrin

It kind of reminds you of whenever Riou (unfortunately cooks)

For choosing the scent

Samatoki doesn’t like any of the smells to be associated with Samatoki Jr., but he offers his cologne instead

For the Heart Ceremony

Oh my, its free, the heart I mean and you’re all for it. Samatoki however, is not.

You make him do it and Samatoki refuses so hard, but then he does it anyway

The person in charge makes it as unhumiliating as possible because he is THE yakuza boss and he is THE scariest person ever so it’s just a quick: rub it on your chest so that he feels the best! Rub it on your head please don’t make me dead- I mean, so that it will be wise! Rub it on your arms (oh damn that bicep) so that he’ll be strong yay! Please don’t kill me

It’s funny though to see him grumbling like that

For stuffing

He’s actually willing to help you and is like actually careful so that you don’t over stuff it

For naming

“WE’RE NOT NAMING IT SAMATOKI JR.”

“What no… not Mr. Ha Ko, he’s too… soft”

You: But it has to remind me of you!

Him: eh… Toki?

You actually name it Toki and make him sign the birth certificate (he signs with reluctance as ever and tries to look tough but really how can you look tough at a place like this)

He pays for it. No hesitation whatsoever and practically drags you out of the workshop, complaining about how embarrassing it is, but you know he enjoyed it

You find out later that he did the same thing for Nemu, except he did it alone.

Ichiro

Is all in for it

No regrets whatsoever

Yes let’s go there.

Ichiro actually has gone there for Saburo (and Jiro… and himself) so he says your bear can join the Buster Bros Bear Family

Picking the Stuffed Animal:

Something nerdy and yes he is so into choosing

“Don’t you want a dragon?”

“Oh wait but those clothes won’t fit…”

“Oh maybe a regular bear? Nah that’s boring.”

“Oh but if it’s blue it would be weird if we dressed him or her up in that outfit bc the character doesn’t have blue skin

Though, you end up picking a generic bear and decide to go all out on the clothes and the accessories so you have more freedom to personalise

Ichiro wants to buy the Pokemon build a bear online though, maybe some day

Choosing Clothes and Accessories

Here we go, you’re both cosplayers and you both know your way with clothes so this part

You immediately talk over the pros and cons of what cosplay to buy for the bear

Or at least, something that resembles the anime of your choice

You both agree to dress up the bear (and give it the accessories) of your favourite anime character from your favourite anime

Ichiro makes sure it is accurate as possible

Down to the top, the number of buttons, color of bottoms, color of the accessories and the overall vibe of the bear

No like, he really took it so seriously

And so did you

Choosing the Sounds

Well, none are accurate enough, but since you can record sounds, Ichiro plays one of the iconic lines from the anime and records it on the sound

Yes you both look like weebs but you both are cute weeds because nothing is cuter than making a toy look nerdier or as nerdy as the two of you combined

Choosing the Scent

Match personality to scent…. Well you tried but in the end you picked lavender

Ichiro said that it smelled good so you just went with it and trusted in his judgement because you love and believe in your boyfriend yehey

For the Heart Ceremony

Oh well, you make Ichiro do this one with you and he wholeheartedly agrees with it.

Thankfully, the employee knows you’re both weeds so he/she makes the entire thing super anime related!

Rub it on your head so he’s as smart as ___! Rub it on your arms so he’s strong as Goku! Jump up and down for it to have the power of _____! Etc. Etc. It actually lasts a longer time than usual because the employee is also a weeb

For Stuffing

He places a kiss on your nose before he helps you stuff it carefully until it is full enough so that you can hug it tight and it will give you comfort yay

For naming

Well obviously, you name it after the character you dressed it up as

Then you realise you can buy other clothes and ichiro realises this also

So you both have to decide on the name

Akira, for the sake of having the nickname of Aki which is pretty cute if you ask me

Also, at this point you both realise you could have cosplaying bears with your disgustingly cute couple cosplays

Both of you sign the birth certificate and he boops you on the nose with the bear and plays with it as if it is the character

Ichiro pays for it, and even buys and extra outfit for his bear to be matching with yours.

Jakurai

Kind of reluctant, but goes with it anyway if that’s what makes you happy

However when you both get to the mall, he seems to be slightly into it

He actually thinks this would be a good idea for Doppo and Hifumi and for his clinic… mostly whenever Doppo visits he’s a nervous wreak.

Picking the Stuffed Animal:

Is kind of serene about it

Picks each one up gently and strokes it like really peacefully like he’s actually contemplating each one

He does suggest some, but mostly just helps you choose between the options you picked

You get a Sabertooth and Jakurai gets a Wolf

Reasoning behind the Sabertooth is because it’s cute

Wolf… because… Matenrou… I mean… duh

You actually tease him about it but he blushes and clutches it tighter

He genuinely wants one

Choosing Clothes and Accessories

Jakurai obviously wants a doctor’s outfit for his!

Complete with the head light and the stethoscope

And the clipboard

And a chew toy

Yes it costs money but how much do you think Jakurai, the leader of Matenrou, winner of the most recent division battle, talented doctor, etc etc, earns?

You pick whatever the hell you want, but you get a black turtleneck for your sabertooth because why not

Choosing the Sounds

Jakurai picks a heartbeat sound because whenever he visits the children’s ward, he wants the kids to hear the heartbeat of their new friend (no I’m not crying you’re crying bitch)

You pick a meow because it’s kinda cute to hear such a “fearsome” beast meow

Because it’s cute, I mean… hello why not

Jakurai doesn’t even fight you at all, he’s like content to see you happy with what you’re doing, plus he’s also having fun making his wolf

Choosing the Scent

Jakurai chooses strawberry because it’s kid-friendly and he remembers both Doppo and hifumi like that scent, as artificial as it might be

You pick lavender, well there’s no exact reason, but it might be Jakurai’s shampoo, though you never actually know because with hair as great as his, he probably uses a shit ton of great shampoo

For the Heart Ceremony

Now, Jakurai being 30 something and you being of the same age-ish, there is no way the two of you were going to do it

However, there are some small kids there that know Jakurai (and you by default) and look really really hopeful that you’re going to do it

So your mom and dad instincts come out and you both enlist the help of your kids

The employee does the usual heart ceremony, and you and Jakurai really enthusiastically do it with the kids because you’re motivated to make them laugh as the ceremony gets sillier and sillier

You see the genuine joy in Jakurai’s face when he’s helping people and you get a little emotional because wow he’s such a great guy

For Stuffing

You’re both careful with your toys and you know, you’re still gushing over Jakurai being a wonderful doctor and he’s good with kids (I mean he has two big kids, so how different would actual kids be)

He just says that you’re incredible as well

You know, you’re both at that age where you just want a fluffy domestic life so you’re both kind of just glowing in happiness

For naming

You sign each other’s birth certificates (DOMESTICITY IS LIFE BRO) and you name yours Airi (meaning beloved Jasmine) and he names his Tsuyoshi (which means strong) because he wants his patients to always feel like they’re strong and that they’re brave

Jakurai of course pays for both bears and you both have like a coffee after and have a very cute and fluffy date

You also take pictures with the kids you played with a while ago because they’re his fans and they want you and he wants you to be in the picture because really they had so much fun

Ramuda

Is the one that suggested this date happen

Yes we all know he’s a manipulative, multi-layered personality, but he actually enjoys doing build-a-bear

Loves it. Practically skips his way to build a bear.

Has gone there for himself… and for himself… he has at least three

Picking the stuffed animal:

Nope not the bear

Why would you get the bunny

Get the unicorn!!! Ooo or the dragon *drags you* oh what about this one it’s so soffftttttt

Ok so you both end up getting a pastel pink cat (him) and a pastel pink dog (you)

Because

I mean

Your boyfriend’s hair is pink… and he has a lollipop that’s pink… and his speakers are candy… I mean if anything you like that kind of thing

Choosing Clothes and Accessories

Oh god this takes longer than Samatoki and Ichiro

Ramuda is the fashion designer

No that clashes with the pink!”

“Why would you choose that pants with that shoes”

“Are you kidding me with the skirt? You should get a patterned one if you want a plain shirt.”

Your outfit:

Pastel Rainbow tutu

Rainbow unicorn hoodie

White sneakers

Star Necklace

His outfit:

He also likes the rainbow unicorn hoodie so you’re matching

He also wants to get it in real life

Pink shorts

White sneakers

Star Necklace

Outfits are so cute and Ramuda is thinking about actually getting that outfit

Choosing Sounds

Meow and Woof

I mean, it’s pretty cute

And nothing is more kiddie than picking the actual sounds of the animal and giggling

Oh no actually after you pick up the meow and woof, you both decide to pick I love you sounds so you both can squeeze it at each other

Ramuda may be a sketchy fuck who probably has a network and he knows what he’s doing, but he’s a child and he just wants fun

Choosing the Scent

Oh this one is fast

Ramuda immediately goes for the bubblegum and you for the vanilla cupcake

No debate whatsoever

And also you’re both craving for sweets

For The Heart ceremony

Let’s go

You’re both so game for it like, the employee is a huge ramuda fan so she goes for it with the heart ceremony

Give it a twirl!

Ramuda: wheee~

Clap your hands together rub it on your heart

Blow a kiss!

Dance to “insert J-Pop and K-Pop song here” so that your friend will have rhythm

Jump around!

So on and so forth!

For Stuffing

Overstuffed the first time

Understuffed when you take it out

The employee ends up helping you because you both keep fucking up

Ramuda gives you a big hug after and holds your hand

For Naming

You sign each other’s birth certificates

Ramuda has a really nice signature with the hearts and the stars

Yours: Mao (Dance Cherry Blossom)

His: Hoshiko (Star child) because he likes it and it’s great

Obviously, Ramuda is secretly loaded, but you somehow space out and pay for it… though Ramuda sneaks the money back in your bag like the kid he is

#Hypnosismic #hypmic #thedirtydawg #tdd #ramuda amemura #samatoki aohitsugi #jakurai jinguji #ichiro yamada #hypnosismicrophone #matenrou #buster bros #fling posse #mad trigger crew #build a bear #headcanon

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ask-sidekick-number-one · 7 years

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SWEEPO HEADCANON MASTERPOST

~swirlswift -ask-sidekick-number-one •asks

~”Who wants to see me throw my boyfriend?” Is a common question. ~Swirl is uneasy around Robbie, partially due to the fact he listens in on their conversations. ~”I know you said no more animals but I found this raccoon and he’s so cute!” ~Once a month Swirl just randomly leaves for a few days in a row and doesn’t respond to Peepo’s texts, he panics the entire time and when she get’s back she offers no excuse as to where she was. ~-kicking down the door- ”PEEPO I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS, FEEL THEM!” ~Sometimes Swirl is so much like a cat it’s not even funny. She falls asleep in patches of sun, one second she’ll be cuddly as Hell and the next she’ll be hissing at you, and Peepo know’s that if he pets her hair she will purr. ~”STOP GRABBING MY ASS I AM TRYING TO SLEEP…SOCK!” ~Once they were making out and Swirl just pulled away and whispered, “Waluigi and Hallelujah have the exact same syllables.” ~Swirl changes his phone wallpaper any chance she gets, and it’s always related to Shrek the Musical. ~Peepo once woke up to find Swirl staring at him. Since then he’s slept with his back to her. ~”Did you just quote Sharknado while I’m trying to be romantic?” ~Peepo is taller and he teases Swirl for it. ~ Peepo -as he’s slowly turning around-: What do you mean you accidentally set the toilet on fire? ~Swirl -as she’s slowly turning around-What do you mean I have to stop wearing your clothes…just wear the Foxy Grandpa shirt I gave you! ~”…” “…” “…” “…” “…You already know what I’m going to say.” “…” “…” “…Do I?” “STOP SENDING MY BOSS PICTURES OF RANDOM PEOPLES BUTTS, IT’S NOT OKAY!” ~Swirl finds cute blankets with like pictures of the Lion King or something and just puts them on the bed. Peepo just learns to fold them onto her if he doesn’t want to be sweating all night. ~ Swirl once sat on the bed and stared at Peepo with a horrified expression on her face for three hours straight while he worked on stuff, he now sprays her with a water bottle if he ever catches her staring for more than five minutes. ~ “Can I sit here and die?” “Wanna hug?” “…Yes…” “TEDDY!” “NO!” ~ “Shhhut up.” “DO NOT TELL THE POLICE TO SHUT UP!” ~ “I love you.” “I’M KINKSHAMING YOU!” ~ Peepo once kicked Swirl off the bed because he walked in the room one night while she was sleeping and she farted for exactly 46 seconds. He Febreezed that shit. ~Peepo never meets her real dad (Subject to change?) ~ Swirl isn’t her real name ~ They were in Team Aqua at the same time, but she didn’t use the same name and she had a Vapereon named Puddles. ~ Peepo: -SCREAMING THE ENTIRE HAMILTON SOUNDTRACK AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS WHILE SWIRL REFUSES TO TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT AND STOP BULLYING ROBBIE, NOT SINGING, SCREAMING- ~ “…Please?” “No.” “Please?” “NO.” “Pretty please with sprinkles on top?” “YOU ARE NOT FILLING ROBBIES LAIR WITH COPIES OF SHREK!” ~ If Peepo ever loses Swirl in a crowd he plays the Kim Possible theme and she comes running. If she ever loses him, she plays the Sonic colors theme and he takes off at the speed of sound. ~Swirl unironically wears Christmas shirts on days other than Christmas, Peepo teases her for it constantly. ~Swirl takes Peepo’s clothes and wears them around, he doesn’t mind this as long as she doesn’t mess them up. ~Peepo always lets her dye his hair, and she always lets him dye hers. ~Sock eventually gets used to Peepo and doesn’t throw him around as much. ~Cuddling is one of their favorite pass times. ~Swirl is capable of throwing Peepo, she will exercise this ability whenever the opportunity arises. ~At least once a week they have to deal with the other grunts playing the Titanic song on a Slide Whistle. ~”NO SWIRL!” Is a common phrase ~Swirl never wakes up without her hair in her face -Despite being taller, when they cuddle, Peepo is the little spoon. This is due to him sleeping very curled up. -‘Pikachu’ eventually starts to view Swirl as a mom, the same way he views Peepo as a dad. -‘Pikachu’ requires the occasional Swirl cuddle as a result. -The reason Gandalf only listens to Peepo is because their psyches are linked with a strong emotional bond. Eventually, due to Peepo and Swirl forming a second emotional bond, he is tangentially linked to Swirl and listens to her. -Peepo wants very badly to call Swirl ‘Swirly’ but is worried she’d get upset. -Over time, when Swirl suggests murder, Peepo’s response shifts from “NO!” to “There she goes again. -Peepo loves to sing and will sometimes sing love songs he likes to Swirl. -Swirl comes home one day and finds Peepo crying. She asks what’s wrong, and after that they have fights over if he’s allowed to have ‘It’s Quiet Uptown’ on his phone or not. -Peepo naruto runs all over the place. Every single time he does so Swirl threatens to break up with him. -Robbie is absolutely disgusted when they show affection but he and Sport kiss in front of Peepo all the time. -Peepo tries to explain that this is a double standard, but Robbie fails to understand. -One time Peepo comes home with a bag full of Sonic shirts. His only explanation is “I like video games.” -Swirl tries to say “Other games exist.” and he responds “I know.” -They use memes to show their love. -Peepo finds an injured Pyukumuku and tries to nurse it back to health without Swirl finding out. -When she does, she doesn’t talk to him for like a week. -Swirl tries to prank him for the first week of April instead of just the first day and he cries because the second is his birthday. -Peepo tries to lay down the law and stop her pranking Robbie. She just has to do puppy dog eyes, though, and he breaks. -Despite always saying he’s fine after getting hurt, he’s super fragile. He just doesn’t want to worry Swirl. -She worries anyways -He makes her soup when she gets sick. It’s completely homemade. -She makes him soup when he gets sick. It’s from a can. •Peepo will kill a guy if they start flirting with Swirl. •Swirl is oblivious to other guys flirting with her, Peepo constantly tries explaining it to her and in the end keeps a hand on her waist when other guys talk to her. If anyone still tries to flirt they catch those hands. •Swirl is super skinny because she’s always moving around and keeping busy and energetic because she eats so much sugar. Peepo has to make sure she doesn’t fall asleep anywhere because she’s lazy at times. Sometimes when she sleeps she talks and he can have little conversations with her and call her nicknames and such. •whenever the other has nightmares, swirl or peepo whispers things absently in their ear in an effort to help before waking them up.

Pokeparenting- ~Swirl spends two hours a day everyday with one Pokemon throughout the week, bonding with them. ~Peepo isn’t thrown around as much by Sock, but he’s hugged twice as much by Teddy. ~Swirl caught Peepo calling himself daddy once when talking to his Pokemon, so from now on when the Pokemon act up she tells them to go see their father. ~Sock and ‘Pikachu’ tend to clash heads, but it’s often Sock who starts them and Cedric to end them. ~Swirl calls Cedric Handsome boy, Gandalf Smart Boy, and ‘Pikachu’ Precious Boy. -Peepo does his best to train Sock, but Sock never listens. He always believes in him, though. -‘Pikachu’ will ride on either of their heads. -Gandalf will babysit the Pokémon if necessary, he is the smartest and strongest. Cedric helps. -Sock stops getting mad when people say Pikachu because it’s said so often. -Angel and Snowslash will fight about who’s more elegant.

Actual Parenting- ~Peepo is so confused sometimes it’s not even funny, he once mistook baby formula for vinegar and it was horrible. ~The kid likes to climb in their parents bed, Peepo and Swirl just sorta go with it. ~Swirl dresses her kids in clothes from either gender, which confuses others when it comes to what gender the baby actually is. ~“It’s okay baby, mommy cries when her bottle’s empty too.” ~“I’m gonna kill Stacey from the PDA, SHE SAID MY BROWNIES WERE STORE BROUGHT! I SPENT HOURS AND LOTS OF MONEY BUYING THE WEED TO MAKE THOSE BROWNIES!” “Swirl, sweetie, stop screaming I just put the bab- YOU PUT WEED IN THE PDA MEETING BROWNIES?” ~Family Movie Nights commonly end with everybody falling asleep in front of the TV. ~“No you can not Lion King the baby.” ~“STOP LEAVING THE BABIES AT ROBBIES!” -They have 2 kids, a boy and a girl.  -Peepo does his best, but he didn’t have actual parents for most of his life and doesn’t really know what he’s doing.  -One of the kids comes home and says he’s being bullied and Swirl just says “kill them”  -Sock doesn’t throw the kids, he knows he will be locked up in a kennel  -Cedric and Teddy love to play with the kids

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elucidatingquestions · 6 years

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About Me

I wrote this in fucking 2014...

Feb. 7th, 2014 at 1:38 AM

So I'm gonna just do a 100 question survey to give you an idea of the crazy you've stumbled upon.

Are you young at heart, or an old soul? Old soul

What makes someone a best friend? Someone who you don't have to finish a sentence with to get your point across. Someone who can look at you and tell whether you're having a bad/good day and behaves accordingly. Someone who lets you live in their basement when your family fucking sucks.

What Christmas (or Hanukkah) present do you remember the most?

Tell me about a movie/song/tv show/play/book that has changed your life. I feel like every thing which you digest visually, audioly (that's a word now), or even mentally changes your life in some way. You don't see life the same after seeing something you've never seen before. If you take any movie/song/show/play/book etc out of a life you'd see a big change in the person you're observing.

Name one physical feature that you like about yourself, and one you dislike. I have really nice, thin wrists. It's hard to pick "just one" I don't like.

Would you like to reconnect with any friends you’ve lost contact with? No. If I cut them out, I cut them out for a reason.

What’s more important in a relationship: physical attraction or emotional connection? Emotional connection.

Name a movie that you knew would be terrible just from reading the title. Inglorious Basterds. If you can't even bother spelling the word right, how can I expect you to do anything else right?

What holiday do you most look forward to? Christmas. Excuses to buy things for people. <3

How is the relationship between you and your parents? I haven't seen my father willingly in almost 4 years. I desperately try to cling to my mother, but she's a terrible person and I have had to come to terms with it.

You’ve got the TV on, but you’re not really watching. What channel is the TV on? Netflix.

Name a song that never fails to make you happy. I GOT A BOY - SNSD

You know at least one person named Michael. Tell me about him. Rewrite because no. I don’t know anyone named Michael. Not personally.

Have you ever read the “missed connections” on Craigslist? Have you ever posted one, or wanted to? I read them for shits and giggles sometimes, I've never wanted to or posted one.

If you could pick anywhere to live the rest of your life, where would it be? Japan, on Hokkaido somewhere.

Can money buy happiness? No. Money can buy things which lead to happiness though.

Do you drink? Smoke? Do drugs? Why, or why not? Occassionally (not very much), no, no. Because it's fun sometimes, because it's bad for you, because I don't like the idea of altering my perception or dying. Rewrite: Not really. Yup, it’s a crutch. Yup, I smoke weed because the pills stopped working.

Is there anyone close to you that you know you can’t trust? You don’t have to give names. Yup.

Where was your favorite place to go when you were a little kid? There was a forest near my home when I was very young. It had an actual playground which someone had built in it which we called "The Elven Playground", a lake, and a tree which had fallen in such a way it worked as a see-saw, we called it "The teeter-totter tree". It got bulldozed and cut down for a bunch of houses which no one lives in.

Have you ever spent a night in the hospital? Never a whole night, no.

Do you enjoy being with only one or two friends, or with a large group of people? One or two friends.

Do you like the type of music your parents listen to? Do your parents like the type of music you listen to? I listen to pretty much every type of music, so my parent's music falls into that category.

Have you ever been bullied? Have you ever bullied anyone else? Yes I have been bullied. And I believe I've picked on people before, but not to the extent of bullying. I regret picking on people though.

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Sushi.

If your partner wanted to wait until marriage before having sex, would you stay in that relationship? Okay.

Do you believe in a god? I don't believe in "a" god. I believe in a whole slew of gods. I believe that any god can exist, and I do not deny others’ gods.

Of all the social networks in the world, why use Tumblr? Rewrite: Because there are people here who have nowhere else to turn, and I want to help.

What’s your favorite Tumblr tag to track? My dash.

Would you call yourself/your family “middle class?” Lower class.

Name a TV series you didn’t enjoy until after it ended. Hannah Montana. Yeah. That's right. (Still right.)

Have you ever bought a product from an infomercial? No. My aunt (found out she was my grandmother) though, she used to just show up with shit from the shopping network. New things literally every day.

If you could give up your car and never have to drive again, would you? I don't have a car. I desperately want one so no.

If you go back to one point in time to give advice to yourself, when would you go and what would you say? I would go back to the me in 7th grade who stopped eating breakfast and lunch because my father said I was fat and say "Don't stop eating, you'll end up sick, you won't be able to exercise like you enjoy doing, you won't be happy, and you'll end up actually fat. Your father is WRONG."

What’s your “quirkiest” habit? I randomly say shit. In Japanese. Like full on: その車、何でそのことをしたんだ？When I could have just said "Why'd that car do that?", but it processed in Japanese faster. (spelling mistakes are funny I don’t write like that anymore)

What is “normal?” Are you normal? Normal is not defineable, but I'm certainly not it.

Someone close to you is dying. You have the choice to let this person live for 10 more years, but if you do, you cause the death of 10 strangers. You don’t have to see them die. Do you take the offer? No. The person I automatically thought of (My Aunt who passed away a few years ago from breast cancer) would have hated to know others would die in her stead even if they were strangers. I'd never do that to her.

What is one thing you could never forgive? Lying. Blatent lying and not feeling any remorse for it.

Would you rather be in a relationship after the honeymoon period ends, or be single? It depends. Some relationships can be happy and wonderful after the honeymoon period ends, but if it wasn't happy I wouldn't want to be in it.

Is it possible for guys and girls to be just friends? Only if the guy/girl is a entitled piece of shit. :) YOU KNOW WHAT PAST ME?! DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT?!

Where do you and your friends go to hang out? Home.

Write the first paragraph of your obituary. She fucking died sitting in a chair writing her OWN obituary and listening to California Girls. Who the hell does that? Well at least her brothers and sisters can live on forever. Sucks. She was going to Japan in the fall, finally. (hmmm. Well, that happened.)

What is the best TV theme song ever? POKEMON

When you were young, what would you dream you would be when you grew up? I thought I would magically move to Japan when I was 18 and be a supa kuwai person in Japan-land also known as ANIME WORLD which isn't even a place so I was on crack.

When you’re alone in your own home, do you walk around naked? In my room. Would if I had my own house.

What gets you out of bed in the morning? Me. I'm usually in a lot of pain, really tired, really stiff, and I have to say "Fuck it" and drag myself out of bed.

Do you want to have more friends than you have right now? I have one IRL friend right now? So yeah.

What part of the past year sticks out in your mind? Me telling my step siblings where to shove it and moving out on my own while simultaneously making my Japanese teacher so proud of me he keeps trying to send me to Japan.

You win a scratch-off lottery game that gives you $2000 a week (after taxes) for the rest of your life. Do you keep your job? I don't have a job yet, but I think I'd still do it. I really want to teach English.

Could you be in a long-distance relationship? If you’re in one, what makes yours work? No. I tried it way too many times and I can't.

What’s the best route to your heart? Honesty, integrity, and kindness.

Have you ever met someone through the internet, then met them in real life? Yes. Only one person. She was amazing, my fiance, and I loved her to pieces. I still love her, but we're not in a relationship anymore.

What is your favorite sport? Hockey/Figure Skating

What has been troubling you lately? People. Tumblr. I'm so tired of the shit that goes on there. They're usually okay, but lately all I've been seeing is people literally telling people to die, or how terrible they are, because they're a sexuality, a gender, or a race. It makes me sick. But people don't listen to other people when they protest it, they just turn their animosity onto the nay-sayers.

Did you enjoy your high school prom? If you haven’t gotten there yet, do you look forward to it? If you didn’t go, why not? I didn't. I sometimes wish I had, but all I would have done is dress up nice and be alone for an entire evening. I really would have loved to dress up though.

What do you use more often: your intuition or logical reasoning? Intuition

Do you know what makes you happy? My room. My dolls. My snugglies. My books.

Tell me about the last book you read. I've been reading the Divergent trilogy. I absolutely love it. It's about this girl who's apparently Divergent. She spends books 1+2 trying to figure out what that is while trying not to get killed in this post-apocalyptic faction-style city. She spends book 3 weeding through crappy lies and secrets to the truth.

What is the nicest compliment you’ve ever been given? Anytime someone tells me I'm a good person or that I'm doing something right I feel really happy, because I spent so much time when I was younger hearing how terrible I was.

Who was your first crush? This kid who I knew in pre-school named Peter. Our parents used to joke that we'd get married.

Do you believe that there is life on other planets? There are literally billions of other star systems in the universe, never mind there are probably other universes parallel or not to this one, if I didn't think there was life on other planets I'd be stupid.

Predict what your life will look like a year from now. Japan.

Often, people will ask how your last relationship ended. I want to know how it began. Hetalia.

Where is your favorite place to go out and eat? Azuma Sushi.

What is something you want to change about your current situation? Money. Halp.

Early bird or night owl? Night.

Are there any childhood possessions you still hold on to? Mostly stuffed animals. Also my Lion King blanket. It's still on my bed.

Give me an unpopular opinion you have. Straights are not "boring". “Whites” do have ethnicity. Men are not evil.

What was the last song that was stuck in your head? Hyde - VIXX

Where do you live? Be as general or specific as you want. Sooke, BC, Canada.

Do you believe in giving kids medals and trophies for participation? Absolutely. The most wonderful moment of my High School life was in grade 9 when I helped with the ESL students and I got a community participation award. It made me want to be an English teacher even more. I've stuck to it ever since.

What was the longest car ride you’ve ever taken? It was almost 10 hours I think. I was REALLY young. It was from Prince George to Victoria, so iunno google it.

Have you ever taken part in a protest? Online only. Protests in real life scare me because I have a fear of crowds.

Would you ever use an online dating service? I've tried them and they're not for me.

What is your ethnic heritage? My entire family is from Wales (even my adopted family). My mum's grand mother and my dad's grand parents literally lived on opposite sides of a hill. My dad's grandparents ended up in England somehow. My mum's grandparents ended up as debt slaves and got deported from Wales to Canada where they lived in Alberta before coming to Vancouver Island.

Describe a person that inspires you. I don't really have much inspiration. I don't like putting people on pedistals because I don't like being disappointed.

If you earn minimum wage doing what you love, would you? No. I wouldn't be able to live. If I worked minimum wage in Japan I'd be getting around $8/hr and there isn't actually a minimum wage over there.

Do you believe in luck? If luck exists I have some shitty ass luck.

Describe the last time you were very angry at someone. Today. When some asshole tried to tell me what to do.

Do you want to live until you’re 100? No.

Do people change? If so, how do you keep a relationship together when both of you start to change? Yes. You don't always keep relationships when you change, but if you both change in the right ways relationships can end up stronger. It's sort of up to chance.

Have you ever risked a friendship by telling someone you liked them? Yes.

Would you rather be alone doing something you enjoy, or doing something you don’t like with your best friends? Alone.

Do you practice what you preach? I try. I try really damn hard. Sometimes I catch myself, when I do I repent.

If you take precautions to stay safe, do you ultimately act more recklessly? I take precautions.

What do you value more in a significant other: Attractiveness or intelligence? Depends. If they're attractive, stupid, but have a good heart and an open mind, then attractiveness, but if they're intelligent, open minded, and good hearted, then intelligence. XD

Are you hard-headed? Like granite. Even if you drop me on the floor I just break into two solid pieces. (YOU KNOW WHAT PAST ME?! YOU KNOW WHAT?!)

Have you ever laughed uncontrollably when it was socially inappropriate? Oh yes.

When have you felt most alive? Usually when a song has a opening that starts out slow and blows up, like Firework by Katy Perry.

Would you prefer to live? A city? The suburbs? The countryside? The mountains? The countryside/mountains/valley.

Do you often skip breakfast? I don't anymore.

How do you know what true love is? Some people get it, some people don't. I'm sure there's a "feeling" or something, but I don't know it yet.

Would you want to know the exact date and time you were going to die? No.

Where is “home” for you? Right where I am. My adopted family is across the street, my sister and her husband are upstairs. I have all my dollies with me. I'm in Sooke.

What song best describes your life right now? Roar.

Do you want to be perfect? No, too much pressure to maintain it.

What have you never tried, but would really like to someday? What’s holding you back? Writing a book. My brain.

How do you express your creativity? Writing, singing, and drawing.

Describe your neighborhood. I live in a co-op, so there's like this key shaped road and about 15 townhouses all in this little fenced area. Trees and stuff.

Name something you only liked because it was popular. Usually I work the other way. I literally cannot think of something I liked because it was popular.

Give me the story of your life in six words. Born. Poor. Abuse. Sick. Cage. Key.

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