#for another time KSJDHG

[ecritverite]

▌ REAL NAME:   peter maddox woods (though perry is the only one who calls him peter most of the time)

▌SINGLE OR TAKEN:   with the exception of a few girlfriends in his high school years that didn’t last more than a few weeks, he’s single till 1967 when he meets the lovely photographer, perry marchand @voirverite

▌ABILITIES OR POWERS:   scathing wit, a wicked sense of humour given a place to thrive, and a tendency to know how situations are going to go before they happen.

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▌EYE COLOR:   a very pale blue that often looks grey until he’s in deeply saturated golden hour sunlight or by the sea, in which case his eyes look almost cerulean.

▌HAIR COLOR:   an irish blooded dark brown, nearing black. starts to streak like salt and pepper in his late thirties and eventually goes silver by his mid-late forties.

▌FAMILY MEMBERS:   mother and father, both estranged and woods bears very little resemblance to them in myriad ways, and a lesbian cottagecore-esque aunt who woods is cut off contact from at a young age and doesn’t reconnect with until later in his adulthood.

▌PETS:   an irish wolfhound named boris, gifted to him and perry by musician mark crowe, and a dalmatian named marlene, also gifted to the couple by a luxuriously-living friend who can spend that kind of money on a dog...

▌SOMETHING THEY DON’T LIKE:   insanely entitled fans — he’s dealt with a few too many in his life and their attitude turns him sour. sometimes i think woods ends up being far too judgemental of people due to his job experience but this eventually wears off by the eighties when he’s gone through a period of development and isn’t working as a roadie any longer. also, touring.

▌HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES:   ... touring... (it’s a love/hate relationship), writing at odd hours of the night, birdwatching, smoking pipes, visiting bookstores, reading clever literature that sometimes includes funny children’s books, movie nights with perry, drinking coffee, driving on open road at night, rugby & american football (but only if he’s playing it, otherwise he doesn’t give a shit), browsing car catalogues, boating, when he has more time off there are brief stints where i believe he’d be into making little plane and car models, painting flowers.

▌EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE:   he’s got more than one story about how in football he’d accidentally broken an opponent player’s nose or knocked the wind completely out of someone - and at the first school he transferred to in america, he ended up brawling with other boys all the time smh (though, i must add, he never started the fights)

▌EVER KILLED ANYONE BEFORE:   hell no. woods would cry before he did smth like that

▌ANIMAL THAT REPRESENTS THEM:   definitely wolf-like in how he dutiful he is: he recognises he is an important part of his ‘pack’ (the band) and values his position as such. he’s private, fiercely loyal, and more afraid of a stranger than they are of him. but he also has a really warm, loving side that is actually somewhat paternal and nurturing and can also be very playful with those he loves and holds close. but if you asked anyone else, i’m sure they’d see him as a bear - for many reasons lmao

▌WORST HABITS:   his propensity for drinking too much coffee, the way he can wear his thoughts on his face too much when it comes to irritation, foregoing pitstops if he possibly can when it comes to a tight tour schedule, underestimating himself, sometimes he can be a little overcautious when his anxiety is bubbling, his nitpicking when it comes to tidiness - especially ‘keeping the bus clean’.

▌ROLE MODELS:   tbh perry, his aunt, scott halpritt, frank o’hara, tolkien, perhaps a teacher from his past, and i think he’d really dig rob halford... 

▌SEXUAL ORIENTATION:    gay as gay can be...

▌THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE/KIDS:   marriage: he believes that if he’s to marry someone it’s perry and eventually i think they would have a ceremony of their own for fun but make it official as soon as it’s legal and they’d do it for benefits with their own twist. but kids? no sirree. he helps perry babysit friends’ children but his only involvement with younger people is when he becomes a visiting lecturer at high schools and does consulting prof stuff at community colleges.

▌FEARS:   suburbia... there’s just something about the sameness of the white upper middle class and their family ‘fronts’, especially in america, that irks him. he also has always had the fear that he would never be loved, truly, but finds he is quite wrong in that assumption.

▌STYLE PREFERENCES:    in youth his style is pretty conservative with the small expressional flare in the form of colour. through life he tends to lean towards mod-like fashion in three piece suits, turtlenecks, stripes, and solid primary colours of various tints and shades. however, while working on tour, he can be found in athletic-fitting tshirts (sometimes band merch or a black shirt with STAFF in white lettering) and comfortable working levis. he loves boots and some fine clothes, and takes special care in selecting elements that compliment through colour. occasionally, he embellishes with modest gold jewellery. leather is good too - especially in the 80s.. catch him with those leather jackets. and at least once in the 60s he had a pair of red leather trousers.

▌SOMEONE THEY LOVE:   all the people he considers pupils.

▌APPROACH TO FRIENDSHIPS:   he commonly waits for people to approach him - if he knows they’re interested in talking to him, he’ll spare his time, but he’s used to being sweet-talked for access to backstage. if he wants to befriend someone, he’s often too unsure, and if forced to confront, he’ll employ humour and be extra vigilant about his external impression due to anxiety.

▌THOUGHTS ON PIE:   he’s english... pies are life. especially if they’re meat pies... put that shit on toast just like them beans and crisps

▌FAVORITE DRINK:  sherry, vodka lemonades, black coffee, or yorkshire tea with a bit of cream... eventually he develops a taste for herbal teas when he has to wean himself off the caffeine.

▌FAVORITE PLACE TO SPEND TIME AT:  working on his car or his boat - don’t bother woods when he’s on his boat. or in the bath...

▌SWIM IN THE LAKE OR IN THE OCEAN:   ocean — he’s drawn to any large body of water, but there’s something about the tide he really enjoys.

▌THEIR TYPE:   thicker, shorter men with just enough build to show they’re a little physically active, anyone who has soft and understanding eyes, and those who are responsible but not so restrained and austere that they don’t know how to have a good time. he loves when a person can make him laugh, too.

▌CAMPING OR INDOORS:  woods prefers staying indoors but when it comes to camping, he’s no spring chicken and can set up a tent and a fire within the hour that you touch down. if you were on a survival show, you’d want to have woods on your team with his background.

tagged by: @sleazygoing my king thank u so much  tagging: literally anyone who wishes... perhaps @mancicon or @camillelafaye hehe

#i wrote out this long thing abt how he is straight passing sometimes for the abilities powers but it became a meta so im saving that #for another time KSJDHG #anyway enjoy #the copious amounts of woods info #* ooc : headcanons.

[velveteas]

KING forgive me if you've talked about it before a bitch is bad at keeping up but WHAT is this dotn u speak of 👀 (ps i love your ocs SO muchbro)

ahJFDHG DW I NEVER HAVE ON HERE,,,, THANK YOU THOUGH !!!

i’ma put all the info down below since it is Kind Of Long(TM)

SO ANYWAYS DotN (aka Demons of the Night, very silly name, the whole thing is very silly,) is an au ft. my main bois cole and hershey! they’re brothers; cole is 16 and hershey is 14 in this au :,)

for the setting it’s set in the early 90s in a small town kind of place bc i’m weak for that shit. cole & hershey move in with their aunt, rosalie ( @ad3ryn​‘s oc), after their parents die in an accident, so the ~story~ essentially kicks off with them getting used to their surroundings and feeling pretty isolated

buT, not long after, cole begins to have these AWFUL night terrors. he’d wake up screaming or crying and after some time hershey started sleeping with him to make sure he was ok, so they barely got any sleep (hersh would often read a bunch of books too to see if there was anything he could do to help). initially they both chalked it up to dealing w the trauma of losing their parents (sadface) not to mention cole already deals with some major depression/anxiety so it was just a Bad Time

UNTIL hershey also started having problems sleeping but simply because he’d have these weird ass lucid dreams rather than night terrors (and coincidentally, those nights cole would sleep just fine....). so one morning during breakfast he’s noticeably tired and irritated and cole asks whats up, hershey rants about this “weird black blob thing with only one giant red eye who keeps showing up in my dreams and annoying the shit out of me”

>cue the sound of silverware clattering on plates>cue cole shooting up and slammin his hands down yelling “THATS THE BITCH WHO’S BEEN GIVING ME NIGHTMARES”>hershey: shockedpika.png

as u can tell its a wild time. so yadda yadda theyre confused as fuck and not sure if its a coincidence or if something is Very Wrong, cole is not superstitious at all but he is scared and hershey’s always been v intrigued by the supernatural so he wants 2 get to the bottom of it, not much they can do w/o dreaming tho. later when they go to sleep hershey does have another dream and decides 2 confront the Weird Blob Thing, which i’ve written a transcript of here if ur interested !!! ksjdhg (info is kinda outdated but u get the gist)

TL;DR: it is revealed that Weird Blob Thing is a demon named Akumbra who’s been trapped to their family bloodline after fucking with their ancestors, information which was lost w their parents so cole & hershey had no idea wtf was going on, so aku takes advantage of their cluelessness + hersheys compassion and convinces him that he just wants to see the “real world” again (that way he’ll be free and stop annoying them!!) so hershey makes a deal w him. bad time all around have u learned nothing from gravity falls, hershe

ANYWAYS SLDSGHG THIS IS VERY LONG BUT THATS BASICALLY HOW IT ALL STARTS OUT and the rest of the au is just cole and hershey tryin to fight aku off while he’s possessing the both of them and at the end they manage to trap him once again in a kid’s body but this time he is full human and no longer demon, the end

#dotn #velocs #SORRY I RANTED SO MUCH I JUST.....LUV THIS AU..... #Anonymous