#floyb you are so silly <3

[merakiui]

scummy, sleazy floyd who messages you randomly one day (just like him, most of his texts are often sporadic and spontaneous, but somehow he always texts when you’re available—as if it’s some psychic skill of his) and asks if you’re doing anything for new years. your friends who are in relationships are busy and you’re really not looking to third wheel, and friends who aren’t have their own separate, personal plans. this leaves you perfectly alone. you consider turning him down because you know the new year will be rung in with you and floyd rolling around in his bed and you’ll be stuck wondering if anything more will come out of this situationship. but then what else did you have planned for the evening? as fun as sitting around and drinking champagne is, you wouldn’t mind the company, even if that company is coming from your fuck buddy. besides, it might be fun. floyd always knows how to pull you out of your own head when you start to worry.

so you pack an overnight bag, as you have plenty of times in the past, and you arrive to his apartment within the hour. it’s jade who opens the door, greeting you with that pleasant smile of his. it stretches just a tad wider when floyd leaps over the sofa in an effort to get to the front door and shoo jade away so he can drag you inside. it’s adorably humorous to see him so enthusiastic. he’s even wearing those goofy sunglasses that are molded into the shape of the new year.

you weren’t expecting to be treated to an entire buffet for dinner. floyd tells you jade made too much, and jade tells you it was floyd who spent hours in the kitchen preparing every dish. he even prepped some of the ingredients last night, which you find unlikely because you know floyd’s not one to plan in advance or follow rules by the book. you’re not sure who to believe, but it doesn’t change the fact that the food is delicious.

at some point, between discussing resolutions and arguing over whether or not they’re pointless, you find yourself watching tv with floyd. jade’s slinked off to somewhere (likely his bedroom), which leaves the two of you alone in front of the large flatscreen. floyd, expert in silly icebreakers, asks a curious question when your previous conversation stalls out into silence.

“what’s one thing you’ve always wanted to do during the holidays? can be anything ya think of. somethin’ cheesy or somethin’ sexy. doesn’t matter s’long as it’s somethin’ ya’ve always wanted to do.”

you sense there’s an encroaching punchline to this question, so you don’t take it seriously when you jokingly answer with: “have sex in front of a fireplace.”

floyd blinks at you, allows your reply to sink in, and then, completely stone-faced, reaches for the remote to change the screen to that of a ten-hour magitube video of a real life crackling fireplace. you stare at it, watching the flames flicker and pop. your gaze slides to floyd next. he’s looking at you with an expectant grin, and there’s a glimmer of hope in those two-toned eyes of his.

oh, he’s actually serious about the fireplace…

#meraki mumbles #floyb you are so silly <3 #this was funnier in my head #but i just had to write it despite that orz

[merakiui]

floyb with 🥺 is my new favorite thing in the world qwq/♡♡

It's so cute to imagine him sending 🥺 or making that same expression whenever he wants something from you. He's mastered the art of puppy eyes.

I like his pout expression!!!!! >w< he's so silly. <3

#twisted chit chat #floydleechapologist

[merakiui]

OH NY HAHSBSDJEN

OK, so like I wasn't here for a while, so there are lots of new stuff here.

So now I was just busy scrolling down, checking ur posts when there was this one post about some tweel fic ideas, and like, girl, YOU ARE A GENIUS HAND IN MARRIAHE PLZ🥺🤲💍

The last one about Floyb especially, arranged marriage and unrequited love tropes are BSKAJE

THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME CRY, I LOVE CRYING, PLEASE MERA COULD U MAKE ME CRY I LOVE FLOYB I WANT TO EAT HIM UP

Anyways, basically what I am asking is more Floyb content? Like floyb now realizing he fucked up and cries himself to sleep<3 I love tears

and maybe he even cuddles the pillows hoping that it's his darling🥺

Till he has enough and just yoinks you from your bed(I doubt they would be sharing beds in this arrangement, maybe only when it's necessary) and cuddles you and comps you and cries and fucks you

Spectacular✨️✨️✨️

:D THANK YOUUUU!!! I always have more Floyb to provide! There is Fluffy Floyd Hours on the blog, but then perhaps I should go a step further and embrace the beauty of Fuck Floyd Friday, in which every Friday you get to fuck Floyd (or he fucks you). <3

I love writing for him because he's just so perfect to me???? OTL it's difficult to explain. I like how unabashed he is. There's no mind games or manipulation (unlike a certain two fish). He's just so sweet. 🥺 he plays such a careful game despite being someone who enjoys thrill and risk. When it comes to love, he takes such calculated steps because he doesn't want to ruin what he already has with you if he isn't sure you'll reciprocate. And if he tried testing the waters and found it wasn't working, he'd just self-sabotage himself and fall back into the type you know him as: carefree and easygoing. T_T that way you won't suspect anything's amiss and he can continue being your silly friend who you hang out with on occasion.

I like to imagine Floyd can be patient when it's something (or someone) worth being patient for. He's so in love with you. orz orz there's so much I can say about him, but I'm rambling. ;;;;;

Floyb crying himself to sleep. OH, THAT HURTS...... >_< cuddling the pillows and imagining it's you as well... my heart!!!!! Imagine him crying while he's fucking you. He wants you back so badly and he feels so bad for being such an asshole to you before. He was just being difficult. Please give him another chance. He'll be better. He swears it!

#twisted chit chat

[merakiui]

i ended up watching the lost city because of you and oh my god thank you so much this movie is so funny and so good😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

AND THE LEECH SCENE??? WITH FLOYD???? oh god how lucky would we be if we were in sandra bullock’s position 😭😭😭😭

AAAA YAY!!! I'm happy you enjoyed it!!!! It's such a fun movie omg. The chemistry between Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum's characters was really cute. >w< I want to watch it again!!!

The leech scene with Floyb.... >:) himbo Floyb giving you a perfect view of what's below the belt when he turns around so you can check if he has anymore leeches on him........ <3 I love him!!! He's so silly, and darling is very lucky hehe.

#twisted chit chat

[merakiui]

MERAAA I must know!! What is your favorite version of the octotrio? Like whats your favorite Jade from all your stories www

(reading your recent azul fanfic has made me develop a list for Italian sugar daddies now!!! Your writing is just...*muah* 🤌)

HIIIII!!!!! Omg this is a fun question!! >:D hmmmmm my most favorite version of Octavinelle based on my stories..........

For Jade, it would have to be either TMDG or DRU!!!! I just love Jade's hopeless yearning from afar, how soft and in love he is, how obsessed and silly he becomes!!! He's too cute. >w< but I also enjoy DRU Jade!!!! His ruthless, meticulous behaviors, his insatiable appetite, how cold and cruel he can be juxtaposed with his morbid, lighthearted sense of humor... oh, he's the absolute worst!!!!!

For Azul, I really like so many!!! orz it's difficult to choose just one. I adore ceo Azul, havfruens Azul, contractual fwb Azul, HBE Azul, 3M:3S Azul....... orz orz too much tako!!!! He's not published yet, but I also really like camboy Azul because he's so scary. ;;;;;

And Floyd...... my sweet Floyb. <3 I like sk!Floyd a lot!!!!! And scummy, sleazy Floyd!!! OH!!! And puppyboy Floyd!!!!! He's so precious. :D there's also a bodyguard Floyd wip I have...... he's very beloved to me in that story as well hehe.

(aaaa thank you for reading the recent Azul fic!!!! Italian sugar daddy Azul is so !!!!!!!! OTL I love him an abnormal amount and I'm happy you can feel the same!!! (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡)

#twisted chit chat #sull1van