#flork of cows

[justsomeguypoll]

JUST SOME GUY: FINAL ROUND

Connecticut Clark (Flork of Cows) and Stanley (The Stanley Parable)

For the final round, our contestants deserve a little more detail than just the reasons they were submitted with.

Created with the sole purpose of being the least interesting OC possible, Connecticut Clark has been crushing his competition consistently in every round. He has nothing going for him -- no cool powers, no tragic backstory, no interesting appearance. The only notable thing about him is his cool, badass, goth wife, Malfina the Demon Witch, which in fact is one of the most Just Some Guy traits: being a bland character with a love interest who's way more competent than him. Get it, Clark.

As for his competition, Stanley has the honor of being the most submitted character when character nominations opened up. Just like Clark, Stanley has been consistently sweeping, and it's for good reason. Despite being the titular character in his own game, Stanley has absolutely nothing that makes him stand out. His appearance is that of a default video game character, he never speaks a word, and he has no personality or backstory other than what the Narrator occasionally projects onto him, and even then, those details are normally irrelevant by the next time the game begins. He is truly just a shell for the player and Narrator to puppet around, which is the whole point of the game.

While they are both truly Just Some Guy, for the final time, I ask...

#connecticut clark #stanley tsp #flork of cows #the stanley parable #just some guy poll #finals #tumblr tournament

[dailykatnep]

Day 77

#nepeta #nepeta leijon #karkat #karkat vantas #homestuck #ms paint adventures #mspa #katnep #karnep #nepkat #clark and malfina #malfina #conneticut clark #karkitty #karpeta #karpet #nepkar #flork of cows #florkofcows

[kadiumz]

made fanart of Connecticut Clark and his dawg

#flork of cows #Connecticut clark #my art #kadiumz #i drew this after my friend told me he is married to a goth baddie and idk what to do with this information

[happyllamaglama]

#llama #llamas #alpaca #alpacas #emperors new groove #flork of cows

[vtuberconfessions]

do not let the niji drama and florkofcows making a vtuber corp distract you from the fact that pekora bought a fucking monkey

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#it's been memed to death but ya know #it IS kinda out there that pekors used her vtuber money to buy an exotic primate #vtuber #vtubers #pekora #usada pekora #flork of cows #florkofcows #nijisanji #niji en #nijisanji en #nijisanji english #nijien #anycolor #anycolor inc #socks vtuber agency #vtuber confessions #hololive #hololive jp #hololive gen 3 #holofantasy #hololive fantasy #hololive japan #holojp #holo jp

[sirartwork]

Flork of Horse

#Flork of Cows #Webcomic #Doodle #horse

[beardedmrbean]

exactly what I would expect from a Flork cake

#flork of cows

[greateggcult]

#meme edits #flork of cows #qsmp

[jensomniac]

Tagged by @sullxo

Post 10 reaction pics and tag 10 people.

So these are probably not proper reaction pics, but they are reactions...

I'm supposed to tag 10 people, but no one ever does them. So... I'm tagging YOU!!! If you've looked at this whole ass post, then you're tagged... 😛

#johnnydepp #johnny depp #flork #flork of cows

[justsomeguypoll]

JUST SOME GUY: Semifinals

Connecticut Clark (Flork of Cows) vs. Arthur Dent (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Reasons provided for Connecticut Clark:

his ENTIRE thing is that he's just some normal guy

its his entire reason for existing

Reasons provided for Arthur Dent:

His house was going to be knocked down to create a bypass, then his eccentric friend suddenly whisked him off to space before the Earth was destroyed to make a Space Bypass. He's still in his dressing gown. He knows nothing about space (luckily there's a handy book for that!). He's not overly invested in his adventures, preferring to spend his time trying to get a spaceship to make a decent cup of tea.

#connecticut clark #arthur dent #flork of cows #the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #just some guy poll #semifinals #tumblr tournament

[kalianos]

Flork opening a vtuber agency was not on any bingo card I owned but here we are.

#flork of cows #vtubers #huh

[zeemczed-blog]

Thank you, Flork.

#Flork of Cows #From the Bad Site

[curlyburp]

#halloween #spooky season #spooky szn #spoopy #spoopy szn #Spooky #Spooky time #Spooky vibes #Spoopy time #Spoopy vibes #spooky scary skeletons #spooky scary #spirit halloween #Lessgo #It's time #Flork of cows

[vtuberconfessions]

anyways, there's a new VTubing agency on the block: Socks VTubing Agency. ran by the illustrious Florkofcows himself. Yes, the very same Florkofcows who made the Connecticut Clark and Melfina saga

in his own words "this will either be successful and be the funniest thing ive ever done or this will fail and be the funniest thing ive ever done" and "we will laugh in either direction" in a separate tweet

at the time of writing this, Socks VTubing Agency is still accepting applicants until end of March 4th

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#I'm 90% sure its gonna be a dumpster fire but I'd like to watch it anyway #vtuber #vtubers #florkofcows #flork of cows #socks vtubing agency #vtuber confessions

[beelovid]

“there there baby bitch” has been part of my everyday language ever since I saw this image

#alyssa rants #c. flork #flork of cows

[sorio99]

Serious question; did Flork of Cows actually make most of the Malfina and Connecticut Clark content? Like, I know that’s where the original comic where Clark is created came from, but that comic never mentioned Malfina, and she’s drawn in a completely different style from any other Flork of Cows character, which like, is probably the joke, but, I genuinely don’t know.

Yes, I’m aware I could probably find this out through more research, but I have Zelda to play, I’m busy.

#flork of cows #malfina and connecticut clark #Connecticut Clark and Malfina