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A comic I made for/of my birthday

#SIR #Birthday #Comic #Time

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#reblog #RnB #Simp Life 4ever #just a crumb #please

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So, Sir, I need to know, as a forever alone man about to enter his 30s, are the legends true? Will I gain phenomenal cosmic power once I cross that threshold? I demand my consolation prize.

I actually lost my bid at wizard powers well before I hit 30, so I have to cast this spell manually now.

As for the "forever alone" thing? The advice I'm trying to follow now is roughly this: It behooves you to develop the ability to withstand years of loneliness in service of building something "substantial" that will give you confidence, fulfillment, financial security for you and your loved ones, romantic-partnership-options, etc, etc.

#SIR #Asks #Wizard #Wizardry #Spells

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#reblog #silly #good idea #I'd get horses #of course

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Friends who smile together

#Nerd and Jock #comics #Marko Raassina #Smiling Friends #crossover art

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i wonder if Ryan has ever seen all those memes of him

#Ryan Gosling #he is literally me #wojak #meme

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oh, no. NO, you bastard. I am now going to be thinking about 2X GRIMBO 3X CHUNGY for literal weeks. I will be on an elevator and have to do that nasty laugh stifle-snort that is always worse than laughing at random, because I'll be seeing the smuggest horsebeef men dancing in my mind. WHY is it even FUNNY, god damn you. god DAMN you.

I am far beyond the damnation of your feeble "God"

#TOADLINE #SMASHED AND SLAMMED #EXOTIC BULLY #STAYPUFT

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can i use izutsumi bepis as twitter/discord pfp

Since you asked so politely: Sure!

#Delicious in Dungeon #Izutsumi #meme

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My good SIR, are you aware of the hot new free video game Doronko Wanko where you play as a tiny dog being a terrible muddy gremlin?

I thought you were trying to Goncharov me but to my pleasant surprise it's real:

I've been having a really hard time "allowing" myself to play video games these days. Though I will say this game reminds me a lot of a certain mischievous binch...

#SIR #Asks #Doronko Wanko #Pomeranian #Dog

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#reblog #samoyed #dog #teddy bear #memento mori

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reblog for noises

#reblog #noises #cat #pitter patter #run

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SMASHED like I just got SLAMMED by 5 GUYS!!!! Like and comment if you're a real one and remember:

IT'S A MINDSET!!

#SIR #inbred #smashed and slammed #exotic bullies #dog

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Passing the blunt but I keep flipping it away from their fingers and slipping them empty filters like a Turkish ice cream vendor

#Weed #Blunt #103 fever #help me Drake #Happy Easter

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This shouldn't peeve me as much as it does.

#Chipotle #CHI-POTE-LAY #Baja's is better anyway #Burrito #Comic

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Happy Flat Fuck (Good) Friday, to all who observe

#Good Friday #Flat Fuck Friday #He flattened our sins #Jesus Christ

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yep. I made MORE fanart of Danny Smoke in Furry Land...

#Danny Smoke #fan art #furry #anthro #babes

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#reblog #horse #horse rule #mischief #thievery