Fan Princess Idea: The Insufferable
If you go down and refuse to take any part of the situation seriously, you get a cartoon clown princess. She talks exclusively in references and Joss Whedon style "did that just happen?!" quips. She keeps mugging for the camera and doing obnoxious dances. The soundtrack is off-key circus music played on kazoos.
“This one is the single worst thing in the entire world. I’m not making her into a heart. Never bring me a vessel like this again. Jesus Christ. I'd say 'do not mourn for her', but you're obviously not going to."
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Steve was used to listening to music to sleep, Walkman on his chest and his latest cassette drowning out the fear of the dark until he’s drifted away. After Vecna, Steve gifted Max his Walkman with the idea he’d get a new one, maybe a stereo. Little did he know he wouldn’t need either, because when he and Eddie start spending more time together, he notices Eddie singing under his breath almost constantly. Little pieces of lyrics and Steve can’t get enough. He likes what he hears, and he likes Eddie, they’ve become two peas in a pod. So he asks Eddie to sing him to sleep - bashfully, one evening after smoking up, after a week of fitful nights, without looking in his eyes - and Eddie says yes, and then actually does, he tucks him in and sings “Darlington Country” by Springsteen in the softest voice, “me and Wayne on the Fourth of July” he sings, and Steve is out like a light.
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MadaTobi
Admiration
It was only by lucky chance that he notice it. Tobirama doesn't know how the fuck he had totally missed the weird stares. He knows what he looks like ( somewhere between weird and unattractive ) and most of the Uchiha don't need to throw him weird looks whenever he visited the public onsen with Anija or Hikaku.
And so Tobirama decided to avoid bathing in public again.
He knows for a fact that people gossip about him and he also assumed that its always about his horrible reputation....
Not whatever this is...
" I was waiting for him to come back to the onsen you know. I was so ready to see those miles of long and smooth pale skin to stare at. But Tobirama–sama must have been busy because its been a week and he hasn't yet visited!. " he could see ( from where he stood unobtrusively behind the door of the lounge room ) Uchiha Yomi had drape himself dramatically on Nara Shin's shoulder. The Nara Heir just shrugged off the Uchiha and he lazily answered back.
" Maybe Tobirama–sama had finally noticed you Uchiha’s frankly disturbing stares?. " Yamanaka Kai and Akimichi Choso loudly snorted at their friend's reply.
Uchiha Yomi loudly gasp, his pale face looks highly offended. " You take that back Nara!. We're not perverts!. We're just admiring Tobirama–sama's pretty looks!. There's nothing wrong with that okay!. "
Yamanaka Kai cough and says loud enough for everyone in the lounge area to hear. " There is something wrong with it if Uchiha Madara–sama resorted to actually stalking the man. "
Uchiha Yomi clicked his mouth shut. He didn't even refute the Yamanaka Heir’s allegations...which means..Tobirama ran a palm down his burning face. He thought him repeatedly bumping into Madara–sama for at least too many times in one day is just sheer coincidence.
Now, now he had a proof that the man is actually stalking him.
And he doesn’t even know what to do about this frankly terrifying information.
Should he confront the Uchiha Clan Head?. In public? Tobirama grimaced at that thought. No. He didn't want Anija to come charging in rage at Madara–sama if the man wouldn't even deny his allegation.
But if he confronted Madara–sama in private?.
Tobirama slapped his palms on his cheeks as he felt his blush intensifies. He hurriedly walk away from the lounge area not wanting the other Shinobis to spot him and feel embarrassed at his presence. ( He didn't even saw Nara Shin, Yamanaka Kai and Akimichi Choso flicking a knowing glance at each other and stares at the spot he vacated. )
" Ah, Tobirama. Just the man I need!. " Tobirama nearly bolted at hearing Madara–sama's deep voice behind him. He slowly turns around and stares at the man's feet. He didn't want the man to see his flush face and also be questioned why he's blushing.
" Uh. Ah. Madara–sama!. " Tobirama quickly shut his mouth, cringed internally and mentally slap himself. Could he be more obvious in his embarrassment?. He startled as a broad palm settled on his forehead. His wide red eyes met worried black orbs.
" Are you alright?. Tobirama?. " Tobirama stuttered a yes. But the displeased frown on the Uchiha Clan Head's face made him took a step back.
" You look flushed. It seems you're coming down with something?. You need to rest if you're feeling poor...." Tobirama didn't even utter a protest as the dark haired man settled his broad hand on the small of his back. He also didn't complain when the man insisted to escort him back to his Home.
Unaware of the eyes on them, Tobirama didn't even hear nor see the Heirs of the Yamanaka, Nara and Akimichi staring and gossiping with each other from the window they were peeking in.
" I bet you five thousand ryo Uchiha–sama will finally make his move. " Nara Shin yawn after his daring bet. Kai and Choso looked at him with judging eyes.
" Ten thousand ryo, Shin. Because I know it'll at least take the man months before he can court Tobirama–sama. " Kai smugly replied. Choso only shrugged his broad shoulders and refused to join his two friends betting about their Commanders love life.
" Say what again?. " Uchiha Yomi's voice echoing behind them.
Shin explains to Yomi their betting pool. They were unprepared for the teenager to eagerly perch on the window sill and stare with wide excited eyes at the Senju and Uchiha walking leisurely down the street.
" Oho!. Finally!. " Yomi rubbed his hands together giddily. He gleefully turn to Shin and told the man he'll bet Fifteen thousand ryo that his Madara–sama will make his move tonight. The trio of Clan Heirs stared skeptically at the teenager. But they accepted his bet because they were so sure that no way the teenager would even win.
Only for them to see the next day Tobirama-sama walking with careful steps inside the Hokage Tower with an obvious limp and a flushed face. Madara–sama a smug bastard hovering protectively beside him. One of his hand is settled possesively on the Senju's waist.
Nara Shin whistled lowly, his impressed face was a shock to his friends. Without looking away at the Uchiha/Senju couple he throws his money at the giggling Yomi. Kai scowled as he surrendered his allowance and Choso gaped in surprised.
Shin turns to Yomi. " How in the Sage's name did you know Madara-sama would make his move yesternight? "
Yomi pauses in counting his money. " Oh. That's easy. Madara-sama told us that the moment Tobirama-sama invited him to his Home, its game over for his Senju. "
Shin, Kai and Choso sweatdrop and thought at the same time. ' Must have been nice to have that kind of utmost confidence. '
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