Tokyo Ghoul Version of CAH
Black Cards
v What is the weirdest mask Uta has made?
v Why is Hide such a cutie pie?
v So, what is 1,000 – 7?
v Why does Kaneki suffer from the dead or missing parents syndrome?
v What does Uta’s greatest tattoo depict?
v What will Tsukiyama sniff next?
v What is Aogiri Tree’s master plan?
v The newest item found on Anteiku’s menu is the amazing, mouth watering
( ).
v What does Hetare eat for breakfast each morning?
v What deep dark secret is Yoshimura hiding?
v How does Rize pick her victims?
v Why does Kaneki go postal?
v What sets off Touka’s temper?
v Why did Yamori torture Kaneki?
v The weirdest thing Touka has fed Kaneki is ( ).
v Hinami is sad because of ( ).
v What would happen if ghouls wore contacts?
v What is the true reason ghouls eat humans?
v The newest ghoul the Doves are investigating is known as ( ).
v Tsukiyama is trash because of ( ).
v A new type of ghoul has been discovered by the CCG and it is to be called ( ), and is known for ( ).
v What do the flowers represent?
v Who created the CCG?
v Touka’s favourite food is ( ).
v What brings all the Ghouls to the yard?
v What is the true reason Arata died?
v ( ) & ( ), the hottest new ship in Tokyo Ghoul.
v What two things does Yomo use to get ready in the morning?
v Why is Touka so emo?
v Apart from making horrible half-human freaks of nature. What does Dr Kanou do in his spare time?
v The best way to describe Tokyo Ghoul is ( ).
v What were the makers of Tokeyo Gool on when making their abridged series?
v The CCG is desperately offering new recruits ( ).
v The is a new SSS rated ghoul: ( ).
v All that Kaneki wanted was a date, but instead he got ( ).
v Who created the quinques?
v A new weakness has been discovered for the ghouls. What is it?
v A typical ghoul battle begins with ( ) & ( ) and ends with ( ).
v What is the newest fad for young rebel ghouls?
v In the old days Uta used to ( ) with Yomo while he ( ).
v Hide isn’t dead, he’s just ( ).
v The Tokyo Ghoul anime added a scene where ( ) was ( ).
v Ayato hates ( ).
v As ghoul investigators you have to ( ). Even when your ( )’s are torn off!
v You know Kaneki is lying when he ( ).
v Welcome to Anteiku. Can I interest you in ( ).
v Kaneki, would you please not ( ).
v Oshiete, oshiete yo ( ).
v Kaneki’s newest personality is ( ).
v The new chapter of Tokyo Ghoul features ( ).
White Cards
v My name is actually Ken.
v Rize’s four tentacled kagune.
v Tsukiyama’s lust for Kaneki’s ass.
v Coffee-fuelled ghoul children.
v Anteiku’s food.
v The ghoul’s obsession with coffee.
v Kane-BITCH!!!!
v The rock version of Unravel.
v Tsukiyama’s blood handkerchief.
v Juuzou’s knife jacket.
v THE GREAT DEVIL APE!!!
v Human food.
v Feeding off suicide victims.
v Steel beams.
v Human flesh.
v The black and white rabbits.
v Applehead.
v Red spider lilies.
v Kaneki’s seemingly life sustaining blood.
v Carrying your best friends limp and lifeless body.
v The perfect cup of coffee.
v Uta’s majestic tatts.
v Kaneki’s test scores.
v Ayato’s sexiness.
v Yoshimura’s wise advice.
v Big Girl’s burgers.
v Touka’s hatred for Hetare.
v Sweet and sour people.
v Uta casually eating an eyeball in front of Kaneki.
v Tsukiyama gouging out a woman’s eyes.
v Kimi’s love bites.
v Ryouko’s decapitated head.
v Jason’s copyright infringement.
v Hinami’s hairclip.
v A ghouls kakugan.
v Banjo’s goatee.
v Adorable, young men ripe for the picking.
v Kimi & Hide, the angels of Tokyo Ghoul.
v Being penetrated by Rize’s kagune.
v The fact that the Anime is different from the manga.
v Deep fried people with a side of people fries.
v Root A.
v Rize’s cleavage.
v The fact that all of the kagunes look like they were taken from a hentai.
v Being turned on by the smell of blood.
v Justice.
v A little girl eating human flesh.
v Touka’s emo haircut.
v Touka’s emo scene.
v Sweet, sweet vengeance.
v A rinkaku’s healing factor.
v Nishiki’s glasses.
v Akira Mado’s chimera quinque.
v Black fingernails.
v The fight in the church with Tsukiyama.
v Kimi tied up on the altar.
v The fact that Kaneki is said to smell like a female ghoul.
v Touka biting into Kaneki’s shoulder.
v Koukaku bottle openers.
v Kaneki’s life in general.
v Touka offering Kaneki a dismembered arm.
v Kaneki imagining Hide’s unconscious body on a plate.
v Kaneki’s eyepatch.
v Kaneki’s breakdown in the middle of the street.
v Touka’s death stare.
v Tsukiyama’s ability to look fabulous even while being covered in blood.
v Female ghoul’s don’t like to eat in public.
v Mukade. (Centipede)
v Hinami’s bird mask.
v Chimera kagune.
v One-eyed ghoul experiments.
v Ukkaku angels.
v Crystal Ukkaku bullets.
v Shipping wars in the fandom.
v Tsukiyama’s blood-soaked suit.
v The fact that no one cares that Mado was married.
v Nishio Ni-shitty.
v The gas-masks.
v Human trafficking in the Tokyo Ghoul Universe.
v The fact that Ghouls are unable to be cut by anything less than a quinque, yet KANEKI was cut by not only a broken mirror shard, but also a FUCKING TEACUP!!!!!
v Cute college students.
v The fact that Kaneki is a college student while Hinami and Ayato are 15-ish.
v The masterpiece that is ‘A Pound of Flesh’.
v “I want to pierce you in the kakugan with my kagune”.
v 993, 986, 979, 972, 965, 958, 951, 944, 937, 930, 923, 916, 909, 902, 895, 888, 881, 874, 867, 860, 853, 846, 839, 832, 825, 818, 811, 804, 797, 790, 783, 776, 769, 762, 755, 748, 741, 734, 727, 720, 713, 706, 699, 692, 685, 678, 671, 664...
v Eating another ghoul for the lol’s.
v TRES BIEN!!!
v Kaneki’s fabulous fingernails.
v Kaneki did nothing wrong.
v Surgery from Dr Kanou.
v Unravel.
v Cutting off someone's toes.
v Rize’s ‘accident’.
v Touka-chan.
v Yomo’s silent treatment.
v Resorting to cannibalism to survive.
v That black metal the CCG uses to make quinques and other weapons.
v Kaneki just wanted to go on a FREAKING DATE!!!!!!!
v Haise’s identity crisis.
v Blended human smoothie for ghouls.
v Kaneki’s abusive mother.
v Turning into a ghoul against your will.
v Dropping steel beams on people for funsies.
v Mum Akira.
v Hide’s bromance with Kaneki.
v Haise’s abusive father.
v (unravel muffled in the distance)
v Everything that can possibly go wrong in one arc.
v It’s symbolic you wouldn’t understand.
v *sniff* OooOooh Kaneki!
v The Black Goat’s egg.
v Hide’s cute butt.
v The Ghoul Restaurant.
v Tsukiyama getting Kaneki’s foot up his ass.
v A Kane-Tsuki fic with exceptional quality.
v Kaneki crying…every…single…second.
v Built in Hentai tentacles.
v Human food that tastes like shit.
v Everyone thirsting after Kaneki’s ass.
v Taking a bite out of your significant other.
v A good sniff.
v Flesh!
v Piercing your fists through a man’s stomach.
v Yoshimura’s wrinkles.
v It’s Kaneki Ken, not Kaneki can’t.
v Tsukiyama’s wardrobe.
v A tight, sexy battle suit.
v FORTISSIMO!!!!
v Breaking half the bones in a teenager’s body.
v Getting a ride in Torso’s taxi.
v Half-Ghoul OC’s.
v RC cells.
v Free drink coupons at the Helter Skelter.
v Ayato MOTHER-FUCKING Kirishima.
v Ghoul binge-eating.
v Trash-iyama.
v That is not how you use a kagune.
v Tragedy.
v HARMONY!!!!!!
v The fandoms tears.
v Amon’s eyebrows.
v Drooling over Kaneki’s abs.
v Kaneki’s emo phase.
v Symbolism.
v Precious Hinami.
v Getting turned on by scars.
v The FREAKING tarot cards!
v Kuroneki.
v Let’s go home.
v READ THE FUCKING MANGA!
The AN: Just to be clear I don’t own Tokyo Ghoul, but me and my friends created our own version of Cards Against Humanity and I wanted to share them. They take a while to make and coming up with the ideas was a process. I encourage you to enjoy and if you wish to make your own, you are totally allowed to use these or simply take ideas. It is a long post as it has 50 Black and 150 White cards.
Have a good one!
-Claire Bear & Friends
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