#fe non leggere begone

[bluehairperson]

Absolute funniest thing about Curse of Strahd is how the players get to hear about this menacing vampire who's been terrorizing the land for centuries and then you find out he's a 40 something yr old boomer in a perpetual middle age crisis trying to steal his little brother's girlfriend.

Like, the party was playing a horror campaign while Strahd has been stuck in a shitty dating sim for hundeds of years.

#fe non leggere begone #he's so funny... I love you cringe fail king #he's stuck in some bad end visual novel route loop #cos spoilers #curse of strahd spoilers #curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #not art