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My favourite part of Shadow Dragon was when Marth thanked me for all my help at the end of the game, said "Oh by the way you're definitely trans" and then reached through the screen and gave me estrogen and a copy of new mystery where I can only play girl Kris.

Apparently cis people don't get this feature??? They don't even think new mystery was translated????

cis people exist?????

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple violations of the Migratory Bird Act.

that is legitimately so fucked up too

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's illegal penis enlargement pills peddling operation

it's one thing if it was just a placebo, but it was loaded with pegasi urine. dude gave them all premarin like what did he expect??

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple convictions for money laundering.

Jeorge, it destabilizes the economy in low income areas!! JEORGE!! JEORGEEEE!!

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I'm so glad we finally got a break from all the controversy of the previous installments in 3 houses, after all the issues with the Tellius games (see; racism, everything the fandom did to Rinnen), Archanea remakes (Marth's crimes should never be erased), Awakening (Chrom), and Fates (Where do I even start), it was really nice to have a break where everyone just got along.

Awakening (Chrom)

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple insurance fraud charges.

mf gonna learn real fast why you don't fuck with the IRS's wyvern riders

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple convictions for vandalism.

that's because vandalism is based

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple traffic violations

me too. you'd think people would give more of a damn about this in the war crimes series fandom

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple tax evasion charges.

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I love Devdan from fe9 and Danved from fe10 and Davden from fe11 and Dendav from fe12 and Nadved from fe13 and Vednad from fe14 and Nedvad from fe15 and Vadned from fe16 and

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The next FE game should have an avatar character that you can customize and all that and then just kill them off halfway through the game. Like full dead. They don’t come back. And it should be treated like how Leila’s and Scarlet’s deaths were treated, where it’s a big sad thing for maybe a chapter and then nobody mentions it again.

Doesn't that happen in chapter 13 of shadow dragon's DS remake, with the tactician self-insert?

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I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting Shadow Dragon to end with a dance off to 70's acapella, but damn did it work.

I think the use of pop songs over the course of the game is very tasteful. I especially love the integration of holding out for a hero in chapter 13

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple vehicular manslaughter charges.

well that was just hearsay by the castle guards to justify a wrongful arrest. agab

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple instances of jaywalking.

What the fuck??? what an absolute monster how tf can his fans excuse this???

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