#FakeE1

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My favourite part of Shadow Dragon was when Marth thanked me for all my help at the end of the game, said "Oh by the way you're definitely trans" and then reached through the screen and gave me estrogen and a copy of new mystery where I can only play girl Kris.

Apparently cis people don't get this feature??? They don't even think new mystery was translated????

cis people exist?????

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee11 #fakee12

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple violations of the Migratory Bird Act.

that is legitimately so fucked up too

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee3 #fakee11 #fakee12 #jeorgescrimespree

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's illegal penis enlargement pills peddling operation

it's one thing if it was just a placebo, but it was loaded with pegasi urine. dude gave them all premarin like what did he expect??

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee3 #fakee11 #fakee12 #jeorgescrimespree

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I swear im the only nerine fan 😭 like the nes and famicom era games barely got played anyway but then ppl only ever talk abt the lords. justice for my fave

me when my blorbo is the worst unit of their respective game and that only makes me like them more

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee2 #fakeemblemOC #fakeeNerine

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple convictions for money laundering.

Jeorge, it destabilizes the economy in low income areas!! JEORGE!! JEORGEEEE!!

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee3 #fakee11 #fakee12 #fakeejeorgescrimespree

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple insurance fraud charges.

mf gonna learn real fast why you don't fuck with the IRS's wyvern riders

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee3 #fakee11 #fakee12 #fakeejeorgescrimespree

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I wish they'd remake FE1

me too

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee... did you hear something? like the sound of something suddenly vanishing from existence? Hm. Guess it was just the wind

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple convictions for vandalism.

that's because vandalism is based

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee3 #fakee11 #fakee12 #fakeejeorgescrimespree

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple traffic violations

me too. you'd think people would give more of a damn about this in the war crimes series fandom

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee3 #fakee11 #fakee12 #fakeejeorgescrimespree

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple tax evasion charges.

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#unreality #FakeE1 #FakeE3 #FakeE11 #FakeE12 #FakeEJeorgesCrimeSpree

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I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting Shadow Dragon to end with a dance off to 70's acapella, but damn did it work.

I think the use of pop songs over the course of the game is very tasteful. I especially love the integration of holding out for a hero in chapter 13

#unreality #FakeE1 #FakeE11

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple vehicular manslaughter charges.

well that was just hearsay by the castle guards to justify a wrongful arrest. agab

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee3 #fakee11 #fakee12 #fakeejeorgescrimespree

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i hate how everyone always ignores Jeorge's multiple instances of jaywalking.

What the fuck??? what an absolute monster how tf can his fans excuse this???

#unreality #fakee1 #fakee3 #fakee11 #fakee12 #fakeejeorgescrimespree