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chilledninjahangout · 2 years
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Ninjago Headcanons
What I think each character's hygiene is like
Kai: Pretty decent. I think he uses shower gel and those scrunchy shower things, but will use that two in one shampoo and conditioner (specifically the anti-dandruff/heat resistant ones). And has a face cloth that he rarely uses. Showers maybe every two to three days, and shaves maybe once a week. Would use body cream, and on his face.
Brushes his teeth twice a day, doesn't floss.
Cole: Showers nearly everyday and washes his hair constantly. Making it frizzy and kinda unhealthy. The type to use shower gel or a bar of soap depending, and a cloth, to wash himself. Also would use that two in one shampoo. Would have face wash and use it with the same cloth. Would shave every day. Uses body cream and face cream.
Brushes his teeth once a day in the morning, tries to floss but is really bad at being consistent.
Jay: Homeboy barely brushes his teeth, I don't think he would shower on a regular basis either. And if he did, it's with a bar of soap and nothing else. Tho I feel like he would clean everywhere but just not very through about it. Again, the two in one shampoo but this is because they (the ninja) are poor (and the bar of soap is definitely a choice). I think the most he can grow is like very thin peach fuzz so he doesn't shave much. Doesn't use cream.
Doesn't brush his teeth, nor flosses.
Zane: Regular oil, polish and touch ups to make sure he looks clean and tidy.
Pixal: Same as Zane, though she is typically more through about it.
Echo Zane: Doesn't know what hygiene is, constantly covered in dirt and grime though Zane does try to help him clean up a little.
Nya: Would shower every two to three days like Kai, but has separate shampoo and conditioner, hair gel and a loofah. Also has face wash that she uses occasionally with her hands. Has a skin care routine for her face because she saw it in an ad. Would use body cream and face cream.
Brushes her teeth twice a day, would floss occasionally.
Lloyd: I think he would also shower with just a cloth and a bar of soap, but once a week he has this long routine: separate shampoo and conditioner, shower gel, face wash, face cream, body cream, just, everything. He always smells so nice afterwards. It's like a self care kind of thing that he allows himself to indulge in.
Bad at brushing his teeth everyday, flosses once a week.
Sensei Wu: I don't even know where to begin really. I think it would either be really bad, kinda like he just washes himself with water, or would use soap but not be extremely thorough. Or he could be quite through, however I don't see him putting much effort into washing his body. His hair, on the other hand, he has a whole ass routine for it (and his beard). His hair and beard are immaculate. Doesn't use cream.
Brushes his teeth once a day in the morning, doesn't floss.
Sensei Garmadon: He would be plain and simple, shower twice a day, brush his teeth twice a day, maybe floss once a week and keeps himself near and tidy. He just smells clean. Uses a cloth and soap, and basic shampoo, conditioner, and a cheap face wash. Would use hand cream but that's about it
Evil Garmadon: Homeboy would be quite the opposite. Never showers. And like we saw in the early episodes, doesn't really brush his teeth.
Dareth: He stinks. You know those jokes about men using 6 in one shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, and so on. That's him. But he does use those shower scrunchies so no musty cloth smell. Brushes his teeth maybe once every two days, never flosses. No body cream at all.
Ronin: I think because of the lack of accessibility to a shower, he would only be showering when he has the time or, to, a shower or somewhere decent. Tries to be on top of his hygiene, brushes as often as he can but doesn't floss. Would use a two in one shampoo, shower gel and cloth (all cheap stuff). Has cheap body lotion for when he does shower
Skylor: I feel like she would have the best hygiene out of everyone on this list, simply because she has the money to invest in body products, bath stuff, and so on. Baths every day, has a whole skin care, face care and hair routine. Uses body lotion, face cream, all that jazz.
Brushes her teeth twice a day but struggles to keep up with her flossing
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graceful-not · 6 months
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SORRY IM INSANE??????? WHAJT THE FUCK??? I CANT EVEN FOCUS ON WHATEVE NYA AND JAY ARE DOING RIGHT NOW THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING ZANE???? MY BOY???? EXHO???? DI WE EVER SEE HIM AGAIN??? ISTG IF THEY JUST LEAVE HIM IN THIS LIGHTHOUSE AFTER THIS WHY ARE THEY NOT FREAKING OUT?!?????? HE WAS STUCK HERE THIS WHOLE TIME?? WHY DID DR JULIEN NOT SAY ANYTHING IM INSANE?!?!?? HES SO RUSTED IM. I. ok I actually really like the steampunk vibes VS zanes more modern ones but HUH???? JULIEN JUST LEFT HIM HERE?!?!??? ok good they're fixinyg him up but ????? WHYAT???? I LITERALLY. HUH. HUH SO DOES ZANE HAVE ABROTHER THEN??? IVR NEVRR HEARD OF TJIS GUY WHICH MEANS HE ISNT RLLY IMPORTANT BUT I. THERE ARE SO MABY GODDAMN IMPLICATIONS THIS SHOULD BE SO IMPORTANT I. WHY ARE THEY BRUSHING THIS OFF??? I UUST GOOGLED IT AJD HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ARC BUT IT WAS TOO COMPLIXATED SO THEY CUT IT??? WHY ADD HIM??? THE ROLE COULD BE FULFILLED BY TAI-D WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME TJIS AND THEM RIP IT AWAY FRO ME. IM SO WORKED UP IM DOING THE FLAPPY HAND STIM AND I /NEVER/ DO THE FLAPPY HAND STIM. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. IM INSANE ABOUT ECJO?? AND THEN THEY JUST LEAVE HIM??? I DJONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NADAKHAN WHRE IS MY BOY? MY SON?? WAS HE JUST IN THE SECRET BASEMENT WHILE JULIEN GREETED THE OG ZANE?!?????? I CAN'T DO THID WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS SO TRAGIC. WHERE IS HE GIVE HIM BACK TO.ME. WHY WERE THEY ACTING LIKE HES JUST SOME CONVENIENT WEAPON OR TOOL HES A WHOLE ASS PERSON?? LIKE THEYRE SO NONCHALANT ABOUT IT ALL "aww awesome we have another Zane at our disposal!" HES A WHOLR PERSON. HE HAS FEEKINGS??? LIKE HE FEELS THINGS HES NOT JUST A COOL WEAPON??? IF THAT WAS A HUMAN CHILD THEYD HAVE BROUGHT HIM WITH THEM???? I CANT DO THIS WHAT THE FUCK
ECHO ECHO ECHO MY SON IS BACK MY BOY MY SON MY DARLING MY SWEETHEAR COME HERE I NEED TO PICK YOU UP AND KISSYS YOU. he seems. okay with being in there??? has he ever left the lighthouse??????? does he KNOW what's out there??? HE CANT HAVE UNTIL JULIEN LEFT BC OF THE KRAKEN THING SO??? HAS HE EXPLORED SINCE THEN IS THAT WHY HE SEEMS SO CONTENT THERE??? HE DOESNT MIND BEING LEFT THERE?!???? I DONT UNDERTSTAND. HES JUST CHILL. LIKE *salutes* yessir! NO ECHO!! ASJ QUESTIONS!! I LOVE YOU BUT RHAT WHOLE SEQUENCE WAS FOR NO REASON HE ADDS NOTHING TO THE REPLACEMENT NINJA TEAMM. WHY DID THEY GIVE ME THIS WHOLE ASS CHARACTER WITH 300000 IMPLICATIONS AND THEN JUST NOT MAKE HIM RELEVANT AT ALL!! HE DIDNT EVER NEED TO BE THERE I HONESTLY WISH HE DIDNT EXIST BC NOW IM GONNA BE THINKING ABT HIM FOREVER!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! ZANE WHY ARE YOU CHILL ABOUT HIS EXISTENCE "I see you brought some friends" YOU SHOULD BE FREAKING YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???? YOUR DAD BUILT THAT DUDE THATS SO FUCKED UP. TJATS UR BROTHER. THATSUR FUCKING BROHTER. AND THEN THEY JUST RESET TIME???? SO HES STILL IN THAT GODDAMN LIGHTHOUSE IM INSANE??? HES STILL IN THERE IS HE FUCKING ALIVE??!???? WHAT??? IS HE OKAY??? IM INSANE IM LITERALLY INSANE. AND UR TELLING ME TJEY NEVER MENTION OR DO ANYTHING WITH HIM AGAIN?!??? IM INSANE ABOUT THIS. IM INSANE. I CANT DO THIS WHAT THEFUCKN????? AUUAUAUAU. WHAT? HUH. WHATA???I need to find contebt of him right nowwhy is it all just shipping with Morro. good for them I guess but I don't CARE about the gay ghost what the FUCK is echos DEAL!!! WHAT IS UP WITH HIM???? ITS LITERALY ALL CITRUSSHIPPING ART WHERE IS ANY SPECULATIVE LORE??? WHAT ABOUT HIM AND ZANE WHATS THEYRE DEAL WHAT IF THEY METM WOULD TJEY BE BROTHERS?? IM HAVING SO MANY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW. Zane deserves a little bro dude... another one I mean. falcon and Tai-D can be bestfriends. I'm insane I'm fucking insane. I love Morro and all but goddamn that's really all there is here shdbsjdb. it's cute and all but very "what if errytjung was ok and they were alive and we didn't have to worry about canon" but WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS??? DO JAY ABD NYA JUST NEVER TELL ANYONE?!?!?? THATS A WHOLE ASS SAPIENT BEING??? HES LITERALY CONSCIOUS??? WHAT THE FUCK. YOU LEFT A WHOLE ASS PERSON BEHIND THATS SO FUCKED UP. IM INSANE.
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ataraxixx · 4 months
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citrus is DUMB and SUCKS they dont eve interact at all and whi even cares about exho zane lmao lol lmao
TRUE!!!!
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wtfgaylittlezooid · 3 years
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Echo but with appearance dysphoria, He enjoys spending time with his brother, but knowing he looks exactly like him, like.. a clone, makes him feel like that. Just a clone. So one day he asks Jay, Nya, and Zane for help! He wants to change his appearance. Since his hair is like. Solid metal(?),
He asks them to like. Look at zanes old blueprints and figure out how dr. Julien gave Zane hair, so hes able to style it whenever he wants, giving him a larger sense of freedom from zane.
YES SAME HC
I like to think he really hates being seen as just another Zane, especially since he saw himself as just the worse model of Zane for a long time, and even after that he saw himself as the better model of Zane. He wants to prove that he’s different from Zane, whether it be keeping his fighting style from the SOG, continuing to bike, or even just dressing slightly different.
BUT YEAH IVE BEEN WANTINF TO CHANGE EXHOS HAIRSTYLE TO MATCH WITH THIS HC IM JUST STRUGGLING TO FIND ONE
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