#except open season has been declared on the first prince and all the royals/nobles want their daughters to be the next queen

[whom-to-kill-whom-to-let-live]

Unfortunately I’m partial to AUs in fanfics so right now I’m holding the tale about the Lind-worm Prince in one hand while I got Knives/Legato (+Vash/Wolfwood) in the other and going “hmmm is this anything”

#[Text] #[Non Tag] #The Lind-worm prince is a banger ok #read it again recently because I'm on another fairy tale kick and- #twins that are born bcs magic and the older is a monster but is chill until the younger wants to get married #at which point it kicks up a fuzz and demands it should get married first? #you could totally make this work for Knives and Vash #but Knives only demands to get married first so he can put it off forever and thus prevent Vash from getting married #except open season has been declared on the first prince and all the royals/nobles want their daughters to be the next queen #que Knives eating a bunch of prospective wives #Meryl as a noble girl is on the line as the next bride and who knows how many would get sacrificed after #this is where the scenario gets super self-indulgent #Vash can't stand to see them die because of him so he kills Legato by offering him to knives as his next 'bride' #que the whole undressing contest happening #Legato doesn't die and now Knives has to take him as his queen #Legato is ready to die from happiness meanwhile Knives is just kind of confused about the whole ordeal like this wasn't part of the plan??? #also he's people shaped now what #anyways they get married then Vash gets hitched with Wolfwood happily ever after #until Knives begins to commit warcrimes with his new husband #but that's another story #the end