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cinnabuncrumbs · 1 year

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spooky month posting (real)

#spooky month #spooky month kevin #spooky month streber #streber x kevin #sr pelo #sketches #cinna's art #erm. what the scallop #dont even look in my direction #candybat

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yuukei-yikes · 1 year

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*my takane playlist falls from my pocket but i dont notice and i continue walking away with my gigantic ass*

#GRACE FINDS A PLACE ON AN UNFORGIVING FACE BLACK SHEEP ATTACKED BY THE SIMPLE FEELING THAT A NAME REARRANGED MAKES IT FEEL A CERTAIN WAY #erm. what the scallop #hey if u scroll through this blog and feel like im having a breakdown not really this is just how i am #and im simply losing the filter little by little. i used to be so embarrassed abt what kagepro does to me #well i still am #but yknow...........who gives afuck #kagevinnie #anyways i wanna make a haruka playlist too and maybe shintaro and ayano but erm #i havnet found many yet also they have to hit me in a certainw ay #im so obsessed with saying erm im sorry

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worldend · 11 months

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i think i might have ocd

#erm. what the scallop

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lxnarphase · 14 days

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GOOD MORNING, BABY ๋࣭ ⭑

☾₊‧⁺...ft. : g. satoru + g. suguru + n. kento + f. toji + k. choso + t. fumihiko

☾₊‧⁺...cw : somnophilia (pre-agreed on), thigh fucking, penetrative sex, pre-established relationship, dirty talk, praise and degradation, mommy kink, breeding kink, satoru and toji are just filthy, choso is so cute and needy, kento is the sweetest husband, it's just really fucking dirty im not sorry

☾₊‧⁺...synopsis : which jjk characters would fuck your thighs while you're sleeping bc they're horny but don't wanna wake you up !!

who does it to tease you ↴

✧ g. satoru ; satoru tries to wake you up, but you just don't want to. and by try, he means he blew into your ear just for you to huff and smack him away, grumbling to let you sleep or you'd bite him. ohh, you are so cute, he just really can't help himself

“look at my pretty girl, such a mess…tsk, wish she'd wake up, now i gotta fuck her soft, pretty thighs instead of that pretty lil' pussy." “aww, your pussy 's so noisy! listen t' her...she's all wet, she's cryin' f'me to fuck her, isn't she? aww, poor thing...” “ooh, are you cumming, baby? cumming in your sleep like a slutty little girl while I fuck your thighs, so precious…”

✧ g. suguru ; suguru's hands move up and down your soft curves while he grinds against your thighs, quiet, sticky noises sounding in the room. you're so adorable, he wants to shake you awake but teasing you with his thick cock nudging against your clit is so much more fun

“you’ve always been so responsive, i didn’t think my dick between your thighs would get you like this, princess.” “oh? was that my name? don’t tell me you’re having a wet dream about me. so dirty, baby, thinking of me like that while sleeping when I’m right here with you.” “don’t you wanna wake up and move my cock somewhere other than your thighs? c'mon, princess, wake up for me.”

who does it because they are desperate ↴

✧ k. choso ; not outright fucking you is painful, but he doesn’t want to wake you up. He’s so fucking hard, that dream affected him more than he thought, and before he knew it, he was fucking your thighs, not caring how loud he was being.

“baby, baby, fuck, hoohmygodd, please! need y'so bad, so fuckin' soft, so soft, fuck, could d' this to you all the time, never wanna stop, p-please, god, 'm gonna cum all over you-!” “sticky fuckin' p-pussy's beggin' me t' fuck it, b-but wanna see you look at me. c'mon, c-c'monnn, please wake up, let me stick it in, o-or 'm gonna waste it a-and cum all over your cunt.” “oh, mmh, ’m cumming, ’m cumming, baby, i-i’ll clean y' up after, g'nna fuck you again 'n' again 'n' againnn, fuck, ’m cumming-!”

✧ t. fumihiko ; poor thing, fumihiko honestly tries to deal with it by himself, trying to just jerk off in the bathroom, but it doesn't work. he knew what he needed, he needed you, needed to touch and feel you around him. with shaky hands holding your thighs, he slides his aching cock between your thighs, moaning so cutely…and when you wake up and start cooing to him, he absolutely loses himself.

“i’m-i’m gonna mess you up so bad, been wantin’ to leave you a mess for so long, so fucking long, 'm g-gonna cum all over your pretty thighs. 's okay, right? right? mmh, okay, 'm gonna do it, 'm gonna cum on 'em.” “y-yeah, yeah, fuck, your thighs are so soft, feel so good around my cock, gonna cum all over them, m-ma'am.” “'s so much cum, i can’t stop cumming, m-mommy, ’m losing my mind, love your thighs, they're so soft, s' soft, thank you, thank you, thank you-!”

who wakes you up ↴

✧ f. toji ; it’s not uncommon for toji to wake up in the middle of the night, cock hard in his sweats. can you blame the guy when he's sleeping next to the sexiest woman he's ever laid his eyes on. he thanks whatever god there is for giving him a wife like you who lets him fuck your soft thighs until you wake up up so he can stuff you full of cum instead of wasting it on your stomach.

“’s time to wake up, mama, don’ ya wan' me t' fuck your needy cunt 'stead of these pretty thighs?” “aw, y'look soooo cute and dumb right now…my pretty thing. c'mon, spread those legs for me, mama, toji's gonna take care of ya.” “did y' dream 'bout me fucking your thighs? yeah? mm, you’re takin' my cock like you wanted me t' fuck you awake…hm? you want that next time? mm, i’ll keep it in mind, baby girl, now shut up and let me fuck you dumb.”

✧ n. kento ; he usually only does this when he’s very very frustrated from working, coming home to see his pretty baby in one of his button-ups sleeping, thighs out in the open. he can’t help himself, softly calling your name as he slides his hard cock slowly in and out between your thighs, giving you soft smile when you wake up.

“sorry to wake you, darling, I know it’s late, but I need you. you just...look so beautiful, i couldn't help himself.” “you were responding so cutely in your sleep…would you rather I be inside you? ask nicely, honey, and I’ll give you what you want. you know a good husband does whatever his wife asks.” “so, so pretty like this, i could fuck you for days. should i do that, my sweet girl? mm, maybe i should take tomorrow off and keep you in bed all take, make sure that my seed takes. what do you think, sweetheart, you want me to give you a baby?”

#gojo satoru smut #geto suguru smut #choso smut #kamo choso smut #toji fushiguro smut #toji smut #nanami kento smut #nanami smut #nanami x you #nanami kento x reader #jjk smut #jjk x reader #jjk x you #takaba fumihiko smut #takaba fumihiko x reader #takaba x reader #erm !! what the scallop !!#𖤐 ── lxnarworks.

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megaphone-malediction · 11 months

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lol what was that

#bugbo #erm... what the scallop

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maxiscoolongg · 2 months

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RIP CHERRY VALANCE you would've loved coquette

RIP MARCIA you would've loved stalking peoples online

RIP DALLAS WINSTON you would've loved making people mad on roblox

RIP PONYBOY CURTIS you would've loved fanfics

RIP SODAPOP CURTIS you would've loved posting about sandy on ur page

RIP DARRY CURTIS you would've loved face book

RIP TWO-BIT MATHEWS you would've hated the new mickey mouse animations

RIP STEVE RANDLE you would've loved making only posting about cars on tiktok, Instagram, snapchat, anything.

RIP JOHNNY CADE you would've loved dress to impress

(This is my second post like this😖)

#ermmm what the scallop #ponyboy curtis #the outsiders #dallas winston #two bit mathews #steve randle #sodapop curtis #darry curtis #the outsiders 1983 #erm...

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http-byler · 7 months

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☆ WE HAVE TO KILL HIM ☆

#erm... what the scallop #anyway...#here’s an audio I made and a little Will animation to go with it! :3c #a s5 speculation i guess #will byers #stranger things #will byers art #stranger things art #will byers fanart #stranger things fanart #byler #<< target audience #the wise #elijah art

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sakura-gyarugal · 11 days

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Happy mermay!

#mermay #mermay 2024 #my art <3 #haruno sakura #sakura haruno #naruto fanart #mermaid art #illustration #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #guys this took 12 hours #erm #what the scallop

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woofcifer · 8 months

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Funfact: Toby fox pushed me in a locker and made me trans and autistic, happy birthday Undertale!

#woofcifer's art #undertale #undertale toriel #toriel undertale #undertale frisk #frisk fanart #frisk #toriel dreemurr #toriel #undertale anniversary #undertale 8th anniversary #erm what the scallop woofcifer this isn’t FNAF

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junestr · 2 months

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chat this is satire i swear!!!! this also most likely would not happen in the au at all i just wanted to make a fruity video of them before i went insane