taliesin is such a wondrous master of delivery of crazy one-liners and he always brings me to tears with his nonchalance when he says the line and then, when everyone laughed and moved on, he lets himself break for a moment. he is truly golden.
ep18, first ep of trial of the take:
travis asks for a beard check and succeeds. matt describes the beard as bristly and translucent, not pretty but a beard nevertheless. travis, confused but satisfied, calls himself a pirate when taliesin chips in with:
«like a fourteen year old boy who's father doesn't love him enough to teach him how to groom himself»
THAT'S FUCKING MURDERED THE WHOLE ROOM BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN CHANGE HIS EXPRESSION AND DIDN'T STOP
because travis, in the middle of his rocking back in forth with full out laughter goes «there's a story there», almost like a question but in a tone convinced that there is but not wanting to actually hear it. supported by laura's «percy has seen some shit»
after which taliesin takes his tankard and before drinking, says
how are these people incapable of being honest with Suletta for like a single conversation. stop doing things “for her own good” and talk to her like she’s an actual human being with thoughts and emotions for like, a single second, PLEASE.
All analysis and plot leaves my body as I look at angry Kerubim and think that he should yell more, because it makes him look cute.
If Keke buying all of this stuff and giving money for it makes you angry, I hope it cheers you up to know that by Dofus MMO times he has resorted to, instead, hiring adventurers to beat the shit out of anyone who sells magical items made by the Mad Xelor(s).
Food sidenote: they're buying the same stuff as in the Ye'Ch'Ti episode. I love you consistency, and I love you, ways to preserve the animation budget.
Maybe the Mad Xelor is using xelor magic to live for a very long time. Maybe it is a different Mad Xelor, who has a lot of Xelor buddies. Maybe being The Mad Xelor is a title. Or maybe the Mad Xelor of Aux Tresors was so cunty that his batshit insane death machines are still being sold centuries later.
Either way, I find it very funny that shitty counterfeit is, perhaps, Kerubim's longest standing enemy.
Yeah, me too Joris. Me too.
I usually bully Keke about literally everything and anything. This time I will bully not only him.
Bashi hates him for some insane reasons. Keke is stupid when it comes to emotions, yeah, and consoling Bashi in the "aww it gets better" style despite Bashi's lovelife consistently going to shit was bad. But Kerubim rescuing the one woman, who was with Bashi against her will, and Bashi considering it a real relationship that Keke broke up, is a yet another "Bashi being fucking INSANE" moment, — and, very importantly, none of these make Kerubim look like a bad person, in any way shape or form.
Which leads us to the next point: What did Kerubim expect from Bashi, here? The Bashi who has a history of irrational hatred for him. Also violence. Did he expect a "Thank you bestieeee, dully noted!"?
Keke is way too optimistic for his own good, to have thought that Bashi would ever listen, and genuinely, I think the best course of action would have been to steal it, instead of saying anything.
Anyway, I started this part of the post with the intent to say that Kerubim gives people too many benefits of the doubt, and ended up coming to the conclusion that Bashi is a misogynist and also stupid instead. I'm sorry followers.
Also, feminism.
If I speak up on my thoughts on Kerubim growling, I will go to jail.
And this insane fucking behaviour is why Kerubim should have fucked around instead of finding out immediately.
I'm sorry for constantly siding with Keke in this episode, but he is SO, so right. I'm sorry queen for ever calling you a bad father.
I wish I knew enough about the games to know if these are real items from them.
For all my research, I am just not that good at MMOs, and some things may elude me.
Actually I take it back I'm going to put Kerubim Crepin inside a meat grinder and—
There are way too many cute background characters in this episode.
He is still as normal about stress as always. <3
Normal, mentally stable husband behaviour. Of course.
They look like a shushu just told them that the Iop guy they've known for a decade is a woman.
I like to think that, the reason Joris is 1. not sleeping, 2. with Simone, and 3. didn't go to the party despite Kerubim being literally the only one not allowed there, is that Kerubim was like "if things go bad, — you get the custody. AND you flee the country. Bashi is that insane."
I came to read a book. [..] You memorized every book here, so why come here at this time... I'm sure it's not possible but are you worried I would be scared after what happened today? Are you here to protect me? Ah of course not. Go get some sleep, it's getting late.