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its very funny to me that 2 of my least favourite pokemon of all time are also in the same evolutionary family as 2 of my top 10 pokemon of all time. everyday i wake up and see kingambit and gallade exist

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"warden ingo why are you so unsusceptible to poison?"

"i have been backhanded by a garbodor, hospitalised and lived." (long pause) "my apologies, no, i do not know the half of what i said."

#enemiestext

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cute idea: people like the idea of ingo taking up woodcarving as a hobby. what if for his pokeballs, like how the security corps keeps theirs on tassles at their hips, he does as well, but theres little wooden charms attached to each to signify which of his team they are

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me: im going to put ingo here because it makes sense this would be something offered to him in the mean time me remembering both of these characters have ancestors in pla: fuck

#enemiestext #missingtimetag #theyre bad posture gang

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its so funny that 5 out of 6 of geetas team is weak to bug or fire. me who had a volcarona sitting there like uhh? sorry maam.

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quaquaval and delphox are wlw/mlm solidarity. thats a flashy performer and her crusty wizard bestie

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yeah yeah yeah ok brain we'll get attached to pla again. maybe we'll look into our fics again

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important update for the legends giratina au: the protagonist? barry. good luck hisui

#enemiestext #legendsgiratina #this little guy is about to kill a god to get back to his best friends

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i think the reason i dislike kingambit is because it looks more like a mega evolution than a proper evolution ? i wish they had done more with the design + theme of the design rather than just "bisharp but More"

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barry absolutely caught the alpha snorlax as soon as he could btw.

#enemiestext #legendsgiratina

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hisuian forms are no longer extinct because of space time distortions dumping them in modern sinnoh and in the scarlet violet region in this essay i will

#enemiestext #legends arceus #scarlet and violet

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everyday i come closer to writing fics about my swap au. i want to write lucas and dawn dragging their guardians around because where is their BOY

#enemiestext #legendsgiratina

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i love the idea that nimbasa figures out emmet is aro without him ever officially coming out is him talking about not wanting or seeing the need for romantic relationships. and liking tweets that question if hes aro or ace.

#he is smart enough not to come out and he is not coming out as a stealth trans man ever #but gear station always celebrates pride and so does their twitter page #enemiestext #submas

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i was talking about plans for missing time with a friend and this still has not failed to make me laugh

#enemiestext #missingtimetag

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oh my god i just realised that barry as a non-amnesiac protagonist for legends giratina is like x20 funnier in the context that cogita swaps with volo.

barry: CYNTHIA???????????

#enemiestext #legendsgiratina #by the way volo uses they/them in this au please use those ! :]

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grips missing time. i will make characters so much more proactive in not placing everything on a childs shoulders.

#enemiestext #missingtimetag #au??? canon-divergent???