#emulate the exact experience of trying to seduce a hunk of carved stone but the king orders it to leave halfway through so it just. goes

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Ok we realize we just wrote like a whole tag essay about this but we just realized that we can pare it down to "either no or no but in a way where people probably still talk about thinking theyre hot anyways".

#we speak #its like when beetles will preferably mate with glass bottles over other beetles. but like when the beetles are sapient #and fully aware that the thing that they are trying to fuck is. in fact. a glass bottle. #we know we are talking about sex a lot as a factor in conventional attractiveness but like. listen #we are a fool & you need to understand that we're like. trying really hard not to sum it up to that one post abt like #“slamming my dick full force into a pussy painted on a stone wall after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease” #emulate the exact experience of trying to seduce a hunk of carved stone but the king orders it to leave halfway through so it just. goes #gone. vanished. you will never see it again. also it didnt notice you were hitting on it probably it just thought you were weird #it hits in that space where its so Very Sexy it wraps back around to being completely and totally sexless. That Thing Is A Barbie Doll. #this is what happens when we (aroace) get an interest in figuring out wtf the Attraction Deal is btw. we have much knowledge #we use it in strange ways but we have it for sure