#elon mush

[imagine-darksiders]

I call this one, Catharsis.

Wish we could block him in real life.

#Elon mush #Twitter

[kallofox34]

The Twitter bird is understandably shaken.

#twitter #save twitter #elongated muskrat #fuck elon musk #elon musk #elon musk has sex with farm animals #dead bird #shaken #shoook #shook #i'm shook #elon smells like musk #elmo mush #elon mush #elmo musk

[sweetpomegranate]

when elon musk said "comedy is now legal" he ONLY meant slurs and discrimination against minorities are now legal okay bye

#elon musk #everytime i type elon musk on here i accidentaly type #elon MUSH #i think that name fits him well #my txt

[johnnyrobish]

Musk Tells Boycotting Advertisers to ‘Go f--- Themselves’

During a recent interview at the New York Times DealBook conference, a belligerent Elon Musk was asked about the growing advertiser exodus over antisemitism on his social media site “X.”  In response, Musk shocked the crowd when he told advertisers “he doesn’t want their money,” and then, in no uncertain terms, told them to “Go f--- yourself.”  Musk then added that if “X” does go bankrupt, the public will blame “censorious advertisers, not him or his actions.”  Musk then vowed not to bow to this blackmail from outside companies or critics.

So, it seems a spoiled little rich kid of a bully runs into a wall at 100 mph - then blames the wall.  It must have been one of those “WOKE” walls.  Musk’s big mouth proves that you don’t have to be riding in one of his “driverless vehicles” to careen off a steep cliff.  Perhaps he and the Trump family could all get together and commiserate over how badly they’ve been treated.  After all, Elon Musk is all about “free speech,” and that, my friends, is exactly why he’s suing people for “speaking freely about him.” 

I have to admit that even I was shocked at his remarks.  I mean, who knew it was advertisers who were at fault for Musk being an unhinged loudmouth - with zero self-control?  I tell you, this past year, Musk has been giving off some serious “stable genius vibes.”  Why, its hard to believe advertisers wouldn’t want their products associated with a social media website where racists, antisemites, misogynists, homophobes, and conspiracy theorists all gather to spew their hate with impunity.

Seems Elon is using that old, “If I fail, it’s all your fault!”  Gee, where have we heard that before?  Of course, there will always be folks who say everyone’s being too hard on poor Elon.  And I do have to admit that Elon isn’t someone who is afraid to speak what’s on his mind.  In fact, he says the very things I would probably say myself - had I been dropped directly on my head as a small child.  So go ahead, Elon, keep telling all your advertisers to “Go f--- themselves!”  That’ll make them come crawling back!  Besides, who cares if you lose Apple, IBM, Warner, and Disney when you’ve got folks like “Mr. Pillow Guy” Mike Lindell placing ads?

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#humor #satire #comedy #politics #jokes #news #donald trump #current events #progressives #Elon Mush #Twitter #antisemitism

[tomorrowusa]

Since Musk took over he has set about dismantling everything that made Twitter valuable — making it his mission to drive out expertise, scare away celebrities, bully reporters and — on the flip side — reward the bad actors, spammers and sycophants who thrive in the opposite environment: An information vacuum.    It almost doesn’t matter if this is deliberate sabotage by Musk or the blundering stupidity of a clueless idiot. The upshot is the same: Twitter is dying.   [ ... ]     Musk has applied his vast wealth to destroying as much of the information network’s value as possible in as short a time as possible; each decision triggering another exodus of expertise as more long-time users give up and depart.    Simply put, Musk is flushing Twitter down the sink. I guess now we all know what the dumb meme really meant.

Natasha Lomas at TechCrunch.

There may still be a few people who regard Elon Musk as some sort of “genius”.

In business, the bottom line is the bottom line. Since the Musk takeover, Twitter has lost more than half its value. Would you want to advertise on a platform which rolls out the red carpet for Nazis?

Elon Musk concedes Twitter is now worth less than half what he paid in email about stock grants, report says

Elon Musk admitted that Twitter is now worth less than half what he paid in an email about stock grants to employees, reports say.

Zoë Schiffer, the managing editor of Platformer, tweeted Saturday that Musk told staff Twitter had been through a period of radical but necessary change because it'd been "about 4 months away from running out of money. Now, he says, the financial incentives of employees should align with the company."

She tweeted that the stock grants were based on a "$20b valuation." Musk paid $44 billion to take control of Twitter in late October.

#natasha lomas #elon musk #twitter #elon mush #business #zoë schiffer #twitter now worth $20 billion - $22 billion less than what musk paid for it #musk is a dumbass #social media

[wack-ashimself]

We never question, look into, or critique how someone 'earned' (stole) 1 billion dollars...

but if they use that money to do something cool, we praise them as new age gods.

You would think the minimum for praise would be some discovery that helped all of humanity. Or giving the most back to humanity.

But not...sending a car to space...and making their workers skip piss breaks...

#musk #elon #elon mush #bezos #jeff bezos #amazon #billionaire

[mood2you]

I love that article about "Elon Musk may want to change his name to Mush"

Mush is what I wanted my first name to be as a toddler because of Goodnight Moon

#elon mush

[spookyweaselbones]

People keep calling Twitter the Titanic but the Titanic was never overrun with insufferable sycophants for the iceberg

#Twitter #twitterpocalypse #elon musk #elbow mush #oblong bust #oregon gunk #i just edited this for free #but i might pay ten bucks for you to see this

[robotslenderman]

Somehow, Twitter outlasted the lettuce, but who knows how long that victory will last?

#Twitter #Elon Musk #I'm sad they called the lettuce's death this early there is clearly still a lettuce there #you don't call it 'til it's a pile of mush! #current events

[shipyardmcgill]

After twenty years on Twitter I decided that I must depart Twitter and to much regret, leave my 40k (give or take) followers behind. After the company had so unceremoniously cast out all of the accounts he deemed as "bots" I felt it was an unfitting environment for me to dwell in. I was humbled by all of my followers who were mostly beautiful women entrepreneurs seeking an audience on websites such as OnlyFans. I migrated here to this new land of Tumblr, as it is far less hostile to these pioneering women. I am grateful that many had begun to follow me here, even though I am at the precipice of new journey in my social media life. As this is my inauguratory post to this new website I have determined that it would be in good faith to wish Elon Musk godspeed and a fair forward into his future journeys on his business ventures. After drinking finely aged garage floor wine I created this image to honor him with this fine portrait of him.

So I am here, dear Tumblr viewers, as both a recherché scribe of passionate works amongst elite on An Archive of Our Own, and an artist bleeding my soul into every piece. Please read my literatures on this fine website. Each story is fully illustrated. Please enjoy

https://archiveofourown.org/users/ShipyardMcGill

thx

#elon musk #muskposting #fanart #gift art #twitter #good luck elon mush #ao3 fanfic

[miknitem]

How do you use tumblr!?? I haven’t used this since 2017 and I don’t understand how to use this app 😭

#hell #kpop #bts #why #twitter #twitter is falling apart #twitter is burning #elon musk #Elon mush why are you an idiot #how work

[hardlyunwise]

My phone's on 3 percent (%) so I'll be back when its above that

#FUCK YOU ELON MUSH I HOPE YOU DROWN IN EMERALDS

[nunap]

Laying desperate on the floor because for some reason I can't see any HD chan fancam.

#idk why i can see most of the others like changbib???hello thank you but no chan? #idk if it's my old computer or elon mush or a bug...i will not download the app I'll just watch gifs but : /

[coffeethoughtsandanxiety]

I mean not to brag or anything but I’ve made 7 seven different ai on Character.Ai my bitches.

What did y’all do today?

#I have made Elon mush fear for my life #I AM GOD #ai #character ai #the Bees #The bees are everywhere….hunting…haunting….they are waiting for me to let my guard down…

[deadpool-scar-bro]

me: wow why do i feel so shitty and like i have cotton in my head?? also me: /slept like 3 hours last night me: huh weird i must be dehydrated or smth

#personal stuff #i may be stupid but at least i'll never simp for elon mush

[callmedarthrevan]

A concept: Elon Musk's head on a pole, his eyes replaced by lab-grown emeralds. Bloated tongue flopping aimlessly, mouth eternally open in a slack-jawed scream. Maybe a tiny model Tesla shoved in there🚗

I'm not a good enough artist to draw it, if anyone could help me out that'd be great

#can you tell I've been thinking about anti-capitalism lately #i may not be within killing distance right now #but by god #i have to drive through a golf course on my way to work now #and it is infuriating #fuck the rich #and especially fuck elon mush