#ej.txt

[from-beyond]

if i had money to waste i would blaze this picture of Tad because I think everyone should look at it

#ej.txt #he’s so jolly <3

[my-critical-rolemance]

an underrated brand of C3 comedy is the portable hole. It's by far the most useful magic item they own, there are like, 5 corpses and a marble statue in there, the party just sleeps in it whenever they need extra space. it's the most Looney Toons-ass object and yet why would you use a bag of holding when the fucking Extradimensional Storage Pit is right there?

#critical role #bell's hells #ej.txt

[from-beyond]

No MCU crossover will ever achieve the level of cunt servitude that was Duane and his basket sitting across from Brian on the subway and them awkwardly staring at each other without speaking in Brain Damage

#ej.txt #frank henenlotter

[from-beyond]

Roman was drinking Gerri’s favorite drink in the final shot btw. if you even care. Gerri drinks dirty martinis. The final shot of Roman was him drinking a dirty martini and smiling. btw. if you care at all

#ej.txt #s4 spoilers #i feel like i got electrocuted #succession #succession spoilers #romangerri

[from-beyond]

Literally the entire plot of Bride of Reanimator could have been avoided if Herbert would’ve just had sex with Dan. And I really believe that.

#ej.txt

[from-beyond]

I’m a bisexual so I’m allowed to say this but actually my favorite interpretation of Dan is that he isn’t bi, he’s just straight up gay. I love gay Dan.

#ej.txt #Meg was him trying to create the perfect suburban husband and wife picture #Francesca was comp het. she fit his check list so he went through the motions

[from-beyond]

I feel like a thrift store webkinz

#ej.txt

[from-beyond]

hey guys <3

#ej.txt #horror /// #i watched reani tonight <3 <3 <3

[from-beyond]

hello jeffrey nation

#ej.txt #jeffrey combs #id never seen this photo before #but it was on Pinterest. no source was provided

[from-beyond]

Tomorrow I am giving a lecture on queer horror in my university’s horror film class! I’m sooooo nervous but also very excited. I need to fill an hour and 15 minutes. Then we are screening Gothic in the evening. Yaaaaaay

#ej.txt #I’m so honored the professor is letting me do this #but I’m also like so wildly nervous

[from-beyond]

if we had gotten a reani movie in the mid 90’s., we could’ve had this Dan and Herb

#ej.txt #just thinking………

[from-beyond]

Insane that in the abandoned Reani 4 project everyone just agreed that if Herbert was in hiding, Dan is the only person who could lure him out. I HAVE to kill

#ej.txt

[from-beyond]

The way this is the most poignant interesting romantic sex scene in all of cinema and they don’t even have sex

#ej.txt #horror /// #needles ///