#dorcas gets barty and evan while regulus gets pandora btw

[sceirlose]

Stupid thing but like imagine Dorcas and Regulus arguing over something and Barty just turns to the camera like:

"oh no, mom and dad are fighting"

Evan then looks at the camera too: "soon we'll know how it feels to be a child of divorced parents.. I'm going with mommy cas"

Pandora: "No, I'm going with mommy cas, you both can stay with Father Regulus"

Barty: "I don't wanna go with Father Regulus, he's abusive" He makes like a fake tear

Regulus hears, glares at them and just be like: "better I pay attention to you than your real dad who doesnt"

All hell then breaks loose

#dorcas meadowes #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #pandora rosier #slytherin skittles #dinara hcs #theyre so silly billy i dont care that its not accurate #in my head they make jokes abt each others traumas as a coping mechanism #idk abt you but if you dont joke abt ur traumas with ur friends #do you even like ur friends?? #dorcas gets barty and evan while regulus gets pandora btw

[dear-evanrosier]

CONGRATS ELIO<33

👀 / a ship or a character- I’ll give you a headcanon

uhhh, marlene mckinnon? and evan rosier!!

if it's cool to ask for two

yesss ty ty!! do you mind if i add my sexuality and pronouns hcs? well I'm doing it anyway

Marlene:

-lesbian, she/they

-loved to sketch, had all her favorite drawings hung up on her walls

-knew james and Peter since they were kids [grew up together]. They used to sneak into muggle stores and take candy while the other 2 distracted the shopkeep, and would randomly come home with bags of candy that none of their parents knew where it came from

-the only lights she uses are fairy lights or Christmas light. Will literally hiss like a vampire if you turn on their normal bedroom lights

-wears rings and earrings constantly, but the really big chunky ones like phoebe wears in Friends. Shes got a very eccentric style similar to Phoebe's and has no problem with it

-part of the Frog Choir at Hogwarts her last 2 years

-they have a cat named Cup

-she had too many stuffed animals on her bed to count. 90% of it was taken up by them and she had to move them off her bed every night to go to sleep

-dorcas fed this obsession

-dyed the tips of their hair bubblegum pink

-was shockingly good at astronomy even tho she hated it

Evan: (tw for mentions of death btw)

-gay (I KNOW THERE'S A WORD BUT I CANNOT REMEMBER IT FOR THE LIFE OF ME, IT STARTS WITH "A" AND I SWEAR ILL FIGURE IT OUT), they/he/she (genderfluid)

-had huge crushes on Regulus and Barty when they started Hogwarts

-made plans with pandora to open a library + coffee shop after they graduated

-was absolutely terrible at quidditch. could not play to save their life.

-he pretended he just wasnt allowed to play instead of admitting that 3 seconds on a broom was more dangerous to them then a flobberworm

-really really really liked skating. no I dont know why but she def did

-acted like he hated studying but actually really enjoyed it

-used study sessions with Regulus to get him to stop studying or relax, which worked about 60% of the time

-absolutely covered in freckles, as much as (if not more) than Regulus was

-really enjoyed potions class to a worrying degree

-naturally black hair but bleached it maybe a month before he died

-almost killed moody before she was killed first

(Not a evan hc but extends from them)

-Regulus tried to save them, despite it being shockingly obvious she was already dead, and was almost arrested and unmasked before barty apparated them away, leaving Evan's body behind (😭)

#marlene mckinnon #evan rosier #1k celebration #kai tag #tw death #im aware i got sad at the end there #too bad xx #evan rosier headcanons #marlene mckinnon headcanons