#dont personally ship it but commisisoner wanted it so i hope i made it cute idk

[descendantofthesparrow]

Commission work - Harry Hook x Male!Reader Multipart - Matchmaker - Part 2 - Mal/Evie

commissioned by @random-thoughts-003​

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“so” (y/n) started, setting down his phone that had a picture of Mal and Evie sitting together at lunch “any ideas for these two to finally stop eye-fucking each other and just fuck?” Harry snorted and shrugged, he had never really personally liked Mal or cared about what she did…or who she did. But she was really starting to annoy him with her puppy dragon eyes towards the blueberry princess all the time.

“shove ‘em in a closet n lock it?” Harry suggested, only half-joking, but (y/n) shook his head, knowing Mal she would just blow the door right off and prevent any progress between her and Evie.

“no, counterproductive…there's a carnival this weekend, maybe force em to ride the tunnel of love thing?” Harry snorted so loud it hurt his nose.

“fuckin’ hell nah, Evie would be all for it but Mal wouldn't even glance at it” He laughed, for someone who at best tolerated Mal, knew a lot about her…but then again, one enemy must know the secrets and weaknesses of the other. (y/n) hummed, leaning on his hand.

“then…what do we do? They practically do everything together and hang off each other like monkeys!” (y/n) said exasperated, missing the spark in Harry's eyes.

“love” (y/n) hummed as he continued to look down at his phone “yer not bad at making potions, righ’?” (y/n) looked up, confused and intrigued.

“no I’m quite proficient,  what are you thinking?” Harry's smile turned slightly sharp, almost planning an act of slight revenge with this matchmaking plan.

“do yeh know how ta’ make a truth-telling potion? Of course, not one that would last forever but…yeh know~” (y/n) grinned, he had just the thing. He rushed to his room and back, holding a small worn leather book with the symbol of a white crab on the front, a spellbook from his ‘aunt’ Tia-Dalma “okay” he opened the book and set it on the table “we’ll need…”

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The next morning, the potion was finished. Well, it was less of a potion and more of a powder. You would sprinkle it on Mal's breakfast, and once she had a single bit on her tongue, she would tell the truth for 24 hours from that moment on till the exact moment the next day.

You walked into the cafeteria with Harry at your side, his hand slipping from your shoulder as you skipped towards the table Mal was sitting at while Harry went over to sit with Gil and Uma. Mal wasn’t at the table at the moment, getting a drink with the rest of her friends, leaving all their food unattended.

You snorted a bit; for a girl only a couple of months off isle, she had really forgotten quite a bit about food safety. You took the vile full of truth-telling powder from your pocket and poured it into your hand as you walked toward their table, you carefully gaged which plate was Mal’s (the one with strawberries, obviously, and the purple tray) and pinched just a tiny bit onto her omelet.

You quickly moved on before anyone spotted what you had done and went to sit next to Harry, his arm going around your shoulders as you watched the table through your peripheral vision.

You and Harry shared a grin as Mal sat down and took a big ol’ bite, her eyes dimly flashing silver as the powder took effect. She was silent for a few moments as the table just talked then Evie asked her something you couldn’t hear (maybe something about the new crown pin in her hair??) and Mal just blurted out her most truthful answer “I think it looks hot as fuck on you” she slapped her hand over her mouth as she blushed wildly, Evie’s cheeks turning pink as Jay and Carlos burst out laughing. “i-I was-I did not mean to say that Evie im so sorry”

“it’s-its fine” Evie stuttered, her gay ass very flattered that Mal thought her new pin looked good (hot as fuck, I think she said Eve) on her. “thank you” Mal flopped her head down the table and nodded, her ears bright red.

You and Harry sneakily high-fived and watched as Mal continued to embarrass herself with the help of the powder. And as the school day went by, Mal continued to tell the truth, either rude quips or words of…honestly very spicy praise for Evie.

‘damn Evie, your ass looks so damn good in that…fuck im sorry!’

‘stop biting your lip or im going to bite them for you, goddammit im sorry I don’t know what's going on!’

‘hug you? Evie, I would let you fuck me if you asked, fucking hades balls what in the actual fuck is going on with me?!’

By the end of the day, Mal had locked herself in her room, Evie yelling for her to come out as you and Harry died from laughter.  You didn’t know what happened exactly after that, but you spotted Mal and Evie heading down to the campus lake. You guessed to talk things out since Mal had been blurting out the truth all day; one of which being her attraction to her best friend.

At the lake's edge, Mal and Evie sat on a stone bench that sat in the water, feet in the water and hands inches from each other “so” Evie started, staring at Mal's reflection in the water. “what’s been going on with you?” Mal didn’t answer, eyes locked onto her own reflection. “M? You know you can tell me” Evie grabbed Mal’s hand, and the fae froze. “Mal?”

“i-I think someone slipped a truth-telling potion to me?” Mal stuttered, her ears turning pink “and-well…I've-I've been blurting out my feelings for you all day”

“feelings?” Evie mumbled, cheeks turning red as Mal glanced up at her. “Mal?”

“i-im in love with you” Mal forced out, uncomfortable with confronting her feelings like this but the potion was forcing it out. “I have been for a while-and- I don’t feel like I deserve you, with how I treated you when we were younger, and-I-if you want to stop being friends after this, I understand but….” Mal covered her face and leaned on her knees “fuck, I love you so damn much, from that little nose scrunch you do to the way you mutter to yourself when you do chem homework and-“ Mal was silenced by Evie's lips, the blue-haired princess pulling her into a kiss.

After a few moments of Mal's brain short-circuiting, Evie finally pulled away with a smile “I love you too M” Mal squeaked and buried her face in Evie's shoulder. “low key? Been crushing on you since I was a kid, it definitely dampened when the….ya know, party thing happened but, after we became friends it kinda roared back to life”

“oh so now we’re both being truthful?” Mal joked, feeling the same way. Evie chuckled and kissed Mal’s forehead.

“I suppose so”

-

At dinner, Mal and Evie were just as close, but you could see the new bond of revealed feelings and reciprocated feelings between them. You and Harry fist-bumped, the plan now shifting to Mal confessing to Evie, to just absolutely fucking with her in making her reveal her most embarrassing secrets.

This was gonna be fun until 8:15 am tomorrow.

-end of part 2-

p2 yall, of a 7 part series~ hope those who like Mal/Evie liked this one? i dont personally ship it but-i hope i correctly implied that Mal isnt just-the worst- like she is in canon (past d1) so ye~ part 3 probably in a couple days idk works been 5 days a week lately, but i do have four days off this next week so ill probably get this all knocked out and start on a very special art commission ;3

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