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Chapter 3. Parks and Desolation. My favourite "Brought to You By" for this chapter That Won't Stop Me Because I Don't Care
Grandpa's past was wild, why was he wearing a tux? Why was he in a pyramid playing death games in a TUX? The pyramid I get, the death games I get but the tux...
…You signed a legal disclaimer regarding DEATH?! Excuse me?
Don't worry Yugi your ghost isn't the kind who'd just take your body for a wander
Eaten by Foxes that's certainly a marvel way to go
Rex explaining the basics of Robbery to his boyfriend... lol "Antennahead" poor Kemo
Mervin
"The largely unremarkable hair of a background character" self-awareness
Oh Yugi, the one thing Grandpa wanted you to do and you forgot it. Fraudulent Arts and Crafts is certainly a new reason to forget a test
Nothing good ever follows the word "Hypothetically"
Aww Ishizu's havin a gay
Second-favourite of two brothers
..."Accidentally set up an excellent Practical Joke" how does that work exactly?
Ah Yami dropping those Egyptian facts even if he doesn't consciously remember them
"Ohh I really screwed up" instantly changes to "Nyeh-heh-heh you have fallen into my trap!" Like bro did the idea of the duel just instantly wipe common sense from your brain?
He's really bullying Weevil isn't he?
Aww he wants to show his boyfriend the beetle
Good advice on Weevils part re. the cheerleaders
The Parasite sold Bakura's dignity
"Why are you like this?!" Ah I ask my body that all the time… Of course the only person to blame for my bodies condition is me but still.
Ah the Spite Reserve, most motivational
...Oh no, I'm Joey in this situation... my blood is also red type
"Sane and Reasonable" I'm unsure many people have referred to Joey as that
Yugi scares Yami. That is a strangely amusing image
"You know Green Day?" "When's Green Day?" Yami listens to Green Day on Yugi's "music box" lol
Fricken turd potato
Pickled Camel eyes…was that an actual thing Ancient Egyptian people ate? It sounds so gross, though I have heard some people say that most eyeballs are mostly flavourless…
Aw they're sharing information..."The fucking what eye?"
Oh Poor Yugi… I made a meme it's not great but I made it(
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"Smallest cutest Jackal"... Dude earlier in this chapter we were warned that these dudes have eaten people before
Ah foxes subscribe to the same school as cats, "I can eat? Human takes the food? Why dost thou forsake me human" op he screwed, being menaced by wildlife
Heh they both call for Téa to save them
If only Rex was their Bio teacher
"HOE DON'T DO IT" lol nice one Weevil
Excellent distracting skills Joey, asking someone about the thing they are incredibly into is a great way to instantly divert their attention, can confirm. Of course my first time reading through I got thoroughly entranced in the story time and did not realise what exactly Joey was doing but going through again the dinosaurs are no longer dazzling me with facts and I understand. I thought Joey was just incredibly interested in dino facts.
Oh man my friend has a very punny sense of humour and that one was right on her level I fully cringed reading it. He deserved to be smacked for saying it
In the mighty words of Terry Pratchett a one-in-a-million chance crops up nine times out of ten, he's a beginner fighting a finalist playing a combo he's never played before and his card has a 50-50 shot of failing. Of course it was going to work.
I'm sure there's some law you can't legally be a Wise Wizard without a beard
Aww DinoBug Boyfriend moment
Yugi...Did you just give in and give the foxes the marshmallows?
I think Sid is the anti Joey in regards to movies. Joey watches a movie based on actual fact and doesn't know it's real, Sid watches movie that is completely fictional and believes some of it's real… The extinct Giant eagle still exists in this world, soo my important question is…Do Moa?
Zygor knows deep LOTR facts
Detroit sounds...hellish
Stressing the importance of dental health, that's adult stuff right there
So is Keith from Detroit? Or does he just live there?
Oof poor Kemo, he's struggling.
Lol he has now pinned his hopes of future escape on Joey making it to the finals
"Please I hate it here" yikes Kemo
Why do I know the name Guy Fieri?
Oh Oh Mokuba lol Mokuba bit Croquets fingers off...🤣 I shouldn't laugh it's a horrible thing but I can't help myself
Drinks blood, sensitive to sunlight, humanoid shape..."Chupacabra"?!
…Werewolf…hmmm…who do you know Tristan who you keep thinking is a Werewolf…who has white hair and you think they are a Werewolf…are any names springing to mind…
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