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[stareiiez]

Having a Kid with Lavernius Tucker ( HCS. )

A/N : hihihihih!!! long time no see yah goofs! I’ve been gone for years but i was busy dealing with life and new jobs and what not. i’m just in time for RVB back to base-ics coming out!

why not make this place come alive with good ole having babies with tucker hcs.

Warnings: none, just rusty floof. 

Lavernius Tucker x Fem (AFAB ) Reader

                             creds to jomeimei12 for the art in header

----- this dude has done this before. he's a father. this dude birthed a whole ass alien out of his .  .  .  yeah.

--- when you go to him with a positive pregnancy test in hand, not going to lie, this boy BOOKS it.

---- its old habits so excuse him for not breaking out in a happy dance and screaming for joy towards the sky, he is physically pale. he's a terrible actor and clearly, he's not happy for a few hot minutes.

--- whether you're in a relationship or not, this lad can only handle one baby at a time, and right now his body has shut down and left him running out the door for an hour or so.

------ when he returns? immediate apologizes, 

---- perhaps gets on his hands and knees for his goddess and doesn't shut up til you manage to shut him up or forgive him till you lose your voice. 

---- frankly, tucker loves being a father, so when he calms down. he's the biggest supporter you're EVER going to get. 

------ immediate anxious dad mode regardless if he's more nervous than you for this shit. 

---- he knows the pains of brief morning sickness and weird cravings you get at three am and demands him to run out for salt and vinegar chips dipped in Nutella with pickles. 

--- this dude HATES the doctor though. when it comes to checkups and scans when the months come and go and your stomach gets bigger, he would suggest Donut be your plus one while he waits in the lobby of the hospital. 

----- is he flirting with the nurse at the front desk? maybe. but that's totally up for debate since he.s here for you and you only. Sure he still has those un-loyal tendencies. the straying eyes too far low, the once over and wink? he does that.

--- it stopped bothering you after a while, don't worry. 

------ the moment he heard an actual heartbeat at one of your appointments? he was on the monitor like glue. his eyes were bugged out of his skull and watching the blurry image of something that resembled ' Junior 's twin brother'.

---his words, not yours.

----- preparing for the baby boy or girl was a whirlwind of Tucker putting his sense of style into making sure his baby was dressed to the nines constantly. even the finest duckie footed pajamas he could find off the internet. 

- this was his way of making parenting fun, dressing his baby up to look like him, hell he would make the both of them match if you didn't get your infant ready for the day.

------ The baby's nursery was an homage to Blood Gulch. Poorly painted outlines of the Reds and Blue troopers were on the walls in pastel versions of their armor colors. Don't forget Carolina and Uncle Wash. They were included too.

----You best bet said troopers showed up to help Tucker properly hold a paintbrush and make sure he didn't have the nursery look like a disaster. 

------ Donut helped with every other little detail, to make the entire thing unisex. He even designed the crib and mobile to include the baby's extended family drifting through the air completed with cute little glow-in-the-dark stars.

------ As for the actual delivery of a said baby? Washington drove both you and Tucker to the hospital for that.

------Tucker was on the floor vomiting from the sight of catching the tail end of your water breaking and running around half awake screaming on the phone for Wash to get over here before the baby ' uses your coochie for a slip and slide in the living room.’

---- No baby bag, no nothing you guys were raw dogging this shit going 90 on the highway in the back of Wash's minivan and you screaming with every contraction. 

------- Bringing your brilliant baby to this very world was something Tucker managed to miss out on the moment all three of you were settled in the hospital room.

------ Tucker had taken one look between your legs the moment the birth process started and he fell flat on his face after giving a rather girlish scream.

--- he didn't wake up till two hours later, yet by then. you had a baby swaddled in blue held in loving arms

------ Junior had a new baby brother and you were outmatched with men in your household, unfortunately. 

----- With a new baby, it was far more different than raising an alien for Tucker's sake. It came with a lot of sleepless nights of crying and Tucker always taking the night shift for you to feed the new bundle of joy in the house.

------- For someone that was a grade a ' womanizer ', he was proud of the little things he did and got to experience as a father. he LOVED his kid with his entire heart. 

----- He was the father to carry pictures of his baby in the creases of his wallet, and his phone was full of videos of you and the baby he made with you. 

--------- He didn't mind babysitting when you had to run out for odds and ends, but usually, that involved calling the boys over and him mostly bragging about smart and awesomely cool his kid was to the rest of the gang.

------- He was the little wuss to cry when your baby begin to crawl around the house, and with crawling came the baby's first steps.

- that's when he bawled and threw himself all over you with snot dripping from his nose.

------- Tucker loved his baby, and even came up with the most badass name ever for his little lookalike. All brown curly hair, warm brown chocolate eyes yet your (s/c) he was a handsome young man. 

- Sebastian Tucker, the second best name he could come up with since Junior Junior Tucker was off the table. 

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[samuelortezbignaturals]

I have this headcannon where Felix binge-watches Deadpool over and over and over again. At first it was just because he liked it but now it's because Locus is very, very sick of it. When he comes home, Felix is watching it. When he wakes up, Felix is watching it. On missions, FELIX HAS IT PLAYING ON HIS HELMET CAM.

#rvb #redvblue #lolix #domestic #felix #locus #mercbros #headcannon #deadpool

[stareiiez]

Agent York’s Child Headcanons

First part will be with a female reader, then the next will be with a male reader. So ya’ll get an equal level of that good fluffiness.

York x Fem Reader

↝ After the fall of Project Freelancer, York had shown up at your front doorstep back on Earth. That was the only place were he could go, and where we wanted to. He wasn't stupid enough to wear his armor, but lord knows that he wore his damn golden visor. 

↝ Tears would be something that he believed to be used to, but yours managed to make him crumple into your arms once you threw yourself on him.

↝ You freaked out when you saw his new ‘pretty badass’ scar and white glass eye.

↝ Swearing and threats rang in the air as you threaten to kill what bastard managed to do that to your man.

↝ He joked about catching up with you after those seven years up in space. Video calls and scarce shore leave could only do so much for the man.

↝ Making up that night was sweet. Too sweet, since talking about the events of his military experience wasn't the only thing you two did till the sun came up in the horizon.

↝ The night was a blur, and making sure to be protected was something that York forgot to do. He just wanted, no needed, to be with you. 

↝ Living with York was something that was a dream. Waking up in his arms and going to back to sleep buried in his chest was surreal. 

↝ A few days had passed in a dreamy haze of tangled limbs and prolonged kisses when you woke up with a punch to the stomach of morning sickness.

↝ Panic had settled in your bones has cold as that frozen planet the M.O.I had crashed upon. 

↝ It only managed to grow colder when the three pregnancy sticks you had used all turned up with positive lines.

↝ It was bad enough York had suffered from PTSD and you were just figuring out how to help him cope, but kids? Let alone a child would be more stressful. It was all too sudden for you both.

↝ The sticks had been hidden away, as well as the news, for four days. By the fourth day, you slipped up. 

↝ York had found you bent over the toilet bowl early in the morning, bringing what leftovers you had from that Chinese takeout place down the road.

↝ A simple lie of “I’m fine babe, maybe the food was bad.” Did not sit right with the man. It was time to announce your pregnancy

2↝ Without a beat of hesitation, York had scooped you around and around in circles, laughter spilling from his cheeks as well as the tears that built up in your eyes.

↝“You-You're not mad?”

“Baby, why would I be? This is our child, and she’s going to have beautiful (e/c) eyes. Just like her mother.”

↝ Months had passed quickly, although the spells of morning sickness had grown so had your stomach. 

↝ York had all but fainted from how much his heart swelled the first time you both heard your babies’ heartbeats in sync. 

↝ Yes babies’ heartbeats, you were having twins. York wanted one boy and one girl, but your mother intuition had said otherwise. 

↝ As well as the gender reveal the doctor had given you both after a few more visits. 

↝ Just like York’s fashion sense the nursey had been painted various shades of pinks and oranges, just like a sunrise.

↝ There was no fighting between you two about the design of the babies’ room, he wasn’t there that much at home but now that he was. He wanted to do every little thing for you. It was annoying but sickeningly sweet.

↝ You had helped here and there to pick our cribs and stuffed animals, but York had all but handled the decorating with ease. 

↝ Teasing him about your water breaking was all fun and games and York swore he would die before fifty from those heart attacks you gave him each time.

↝ Food cravings and mood swings were just as annoying but with York by your side and nearly dropping everything for you, what was there to ever be mad at? The only thing you cried about was how sweet your boyfriend was, and how you two couldn't share your favorite bottle of wine for the rest of the nine months.

↝ Once the big day, or night, had crawled up upon you two, York didn’t believe that your water did actually break until he could see the amount of pain and panic on your features. This was the real deal now. It was time for him to become a father. 

↝ York all but threw you over his shoulder in a bridle carry as he charged to the car and did ninety to the hospital. 

↝ In the delivery room, York hadn’t fainted but nearly cried through the whole procedure. 

↝ When you screamed he screamed, because of the hold of your hand on his turned into bone-crushing quickly. Bruised bones were the least of his problems. 

↝ He would almost get in the doctor’s way once he announced one of the twins was crowning. 

↝ Two sweet baby girls were born, twelve minutes apart. One with his deep brown eyes and the other with yours. 

↝“Any names for the two lovely girls?” The doctor would ask once you two were crying over the beautiful miracles of life. 

↝“Sophia Lina Rose, and Eva Belle.” You answered. York wanted to name one of them Lina, after Carolina, but the pain of her name but she took one of Sophia’s middle names. A tribute to his closest friend on the project.

↝ Even though York was clearly outnumbered in the household for girls, he never was bothered. 

↝ Both girls were indeed daddys’ girls and it was adorable to see York passed out on the couch, both baby girls curled up into his chest. It made for a cute lock screen once you took a picture of them.

↝ For a space marine, York made a damn good father and would be a ‘scary’ man when it would be time for his baby girls to date.

                                           York x Male Reader

↝ When it came to adoption lets just say it took York by surprise. He was so surprised that once you had randomly brought up the idea to him during a two-year anniversary dinner, the man almost choked on his water. 

↝ After that, you decided to just slowly ease York down on the idea of adoption. You both thought of having kids, or a child, with him. Why not put that plan into action right?

↝ After his PFL experience and flying through space like some badass, you wanted York to settle down and be domestic. 

 ↝ A month or two of hinting and being casual about the whole ordeal it took York to cave into the idea. 

↝ It didn’t help when you were deciding to buy baby clothes for whatever boy, or girl, you wanted. 

↝ Adoption was one thing to deal, but with York being highly skeptical and surprisingly thorough with the whole process was another thing. 

↝ It took two or three months until you both were finally selected for adoption by a high-end agency and once that wasn’t well known that much.

↝ The whole stereotypes of adoption from not well-known agencies that held troubled children managed to push both your hands to adopt from them.

↝ Yes, you both wanted a girl, York wanted to be the ‘favorite’ in the household so he could get twice the love. 

↝ Adopting a two-year-old redhead girl named Maddy was a blessing. A blessing that came wrapped up in a rebellious ribbon with pretty blue eyes to boot. 

↝ For someone so young she was attached to your hip, she had ruined York’s perfect little daddy’s girl dream. Instead, she was your little girl instead.

↝ Maddy reminded him of so much of Carolina that he swore, he adopted a carbon copy of her. 

↝ “We should have named her Lina 2.0.”

“She’s not some robot York, besides I don’t want her bullied for the rest of her life.”

↝ Although Emma was more attached to you than York, it was still adorable to see him try and bribe her to be clinging to his legs instead of yours. 

↝ It never worked, she was with you from sun up to sun down and it frankly made him ‘jealous’. 

↝ He pouted around the house and slung his weight on your shoulder when Maddy had denied York’s offer for watching a Disney movie at lunch.

↝ After a week of determined, and unrelenting. A bribing and almost begging, York had come through with a breakthrough.

↝ You had come home late one day from running a few daily errands when you stumbled inside. The sounds of laughter and chants of ‘again again’ came from the bathroom. 

↝ Following the laughter, the bathroom door was wide open. Your lover was kneeling down next to the bathtub while giving Maddy a bath. 

↝ A ‘helmet’ adorned York’s head, which was made of soap bubbles, and Emma’s had a crown on top of her head of bubbles. 

↝ York had been scooping bubbles out of the bath and blowing them to Maddy while making a silly face. 

↝ Finally, York had made a breakthrough with your daughter, and it was by far the cutest way to do that. He had his daddy’s girl the next day.

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