#disney princess obi-wan would become a star in a pet store SO FAST

[obiwanobi]

Working at a pet store. Thinking about Obi-Wan. Imagining a weird undercover mission where instead of pretending to be dead, Obi-Wan just works at a space pet store to try and find these missing people.

The only problem? Now that he’s working there, business is going really well. So well in fact that he can’t investigate because someone will ask how to care for a lothcat and he can’t let that poor kitten go unloved, can he?

(All other employees do this on purpose, btw. Even in disguise, Obi-Wan is hot.)

And somehow all this leads to the absolutely mortifying experience of Yoda walking in to ask if they sell feeder fish (a term for fish sold by stores to be fed to other fish, pretty much like aquatic crickets) but frogs and also space themed, and being distracted by Obi-Wan holding the alien equivalent to three hamsters, seeing Yoda, and immediately walking the other way

Obi-Wan is TRYING to complete his mission but all these animals are so nice and cute and people are asking him for help, so he can't really deny them, right?

But also I love the mental image of Obi-Wan seeing Yoda enter the store with a shit-eating grin on his face and immediately going 'nope, not going to get into the ridiculous demand he will make just to have a bit of fun so me, the veractyl gripping my leg, the two loth-cats on my shoulders and the three hamsters in my arms are out of this' before fleeing 👋

#disney princess obi-wan would become a star in a pet store SO FAST #asks #anon #clem's aus